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Obama Still Begging For $3 To Have Dinner With Him…

If we give him $3 do you think they will stop spamming people’s inboxes with daily emails?

From: Barack Obama
Subject: Last chance at dinner
Date: September 30, 2011 10:56:26 AM EDT
To: Drew
Reply-To: info@barackobama.com

Drew —

Because you and I don’t have a lot of chances to have dinner together, I hope you’ll take advantage of the one that’s coming up this fall.

So if you’ve been sitting on this, now’s the time to toss your name in the hat:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinner

I like these dinners not just because I get to hear from supporters like you, but because they’re part of what makes our organization different.

Other campaigns save seats at the table for special-interest PACs and Washington lobbyists — and you can see the effects in the decisions they make and the priorities they set.

Our campaign rejects all contributions from Washington lobbyists, and we refuse all money from corporate PACs. That means we’re accountable only to the people, not special interests.

Instead, we’re relying on millions of people like you giving just $3 or whatever you can pitch in.

Hope to see you soon:

Thanks,

Barack

How can you not think of the paperboy from Better Off Dead when you see these relentless emails?

Posted by ZIP on Friday, September 30, 2011, at 11:19 am | Like Tweet

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17 comments
  1. One Hot Frog says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:33 am

    If..if..if you.. uh.. la.. la.. love me… Gimme 3

  2. PappyCrux says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:41 am

    I have offered as much as 1000 carbon credits. So far I haven’t heard from the emperor…

  3. MArk says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I just be scared that I be selected for dinner and he be walkin’ in to the dinin’ room wearin’ his designer jeans backwards……

  4. Sentinel says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:47 am

    $3 bucks for dinner, what are they having – a stalk of celery?

  5. Spurwing Plover says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Sorry i dont like dinning with trolls and orcs im a dignified shorebird

  6. S. Wolf says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Send the cat scat a $3 coupon for KY jelly.. or Crisco.. speaking of which.. get a glom at the open gays.. real open.. Hussein allows in the U.S. military..

    W A R N I N G

    The report you are about to view of the 2007 Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco contains newsworthy images of people engaged in sexual behavior in public. Although these images are not intended to be pornographic, some people may regard them as such. Because of this, only adults age 18 or over may view the images on the following page.

    http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php

    And now transsexuals want to join up..

  7. vagabond trader says:
    September 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Had six desperste pleas in my spam box.Like a nagging 8 year old trying to get an advance on their allowance.

  8. Chicken_Shitte says:
    September 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    I want my $2

    Funny, I was just doing the same thing to Ms Shitte this morning over 2 cents. She didn’t get it until I should here this video clip.

  9. wrench monkey says:
    September 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    I wouldn’t recommend giving ‘em any money. The spamming will only increase much like feeding the dog at the dinner table. But without the sad eyes and unconditional love.

    Why yes, I do have some change, thanks for asking. GFY.

  10. vagabond trader says:
    September 30, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Should send them a sob story about my poverty(they love those) and axe if the 22 pennies and stale chips found in the couch will help. :twisted:

  11. Joe says:
    September 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    The president of the US is now an email spammer.
    He’s brought so much shame to the White House that he may as well sink that low too.

  12. Maggie says:
    September 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    @Sentinel says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:47 am

    $3 bucks for dinner, what are they having – a stalk of celery?

    ————————————————————————

    Yeah, you can’t even get a Happy Meal for $3.

  13. Rob says:
    September 30, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    ZIP,

    why do you sign up for these emails and torture yourself?

    They are funny though…

    how long before O is begging for just one dollar…

    the generic lottery message… “a dollar and a dream….”

  14. Sentinel says:
    September 30, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    @Rob

    Hey big man, let me hold a dollar.

  15. Turbo says:
    September 30, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Wow Drew, with such personal first name correspondence coming directly from The Great One himself, I bet you’ve been feeling some serious leg tingling lately!

  16. st1d says:
    September 30, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Reminds me of this video (NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8U0dHU6UKs

    What do we get for 3 dollars? Everything you want…

  17. Katherine says:
    September 30, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    It’s too bad we can’t run him off a cliff like the paperboy….

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