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Occupy Wall Street Protesters Post Manifesto Of 13 “Demands”…

And they’re all very reasonable, like a $20 minimum wage, open borders and a free college education for everyone . . . errrr, maybe n0t.

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

HT: Washington Times

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92 comments
  1. Rinda says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Can you say USSR…commie?

  2. Revshawn says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Demand 14: Free Weed

  3. a former dem says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Honestly, these people with their “off with their heads” (Roseanne Barr) rhetoric and attitude versus the Tea Party movement remind of how the French revolution versus the American revolution were different.

  4. Teacake says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Anyone recall how much debt was forgiven to African countries, thanks to Bono? Wonder how much impact that had with our debt? Maybe China will forgive our debt?

  5. Rufus says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    That’s just too funny to comment on.
    IF they had any credibility, they lost it with their manifesto.

    However, one thing is interesting: Demand # 10

    They are paving the way to contest Obama’s defeat in 2012 by saying that the election was “fixed”.

  6. Teacake says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    former dem, if you care to do this who knows but if you or any of your friends want to challenge her BS she runs a blog roseanneworld.com – It reads like the tyrant that she is. lol She is truly insane, not an act.

  7. patti says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Nothing says “We’re SERIOUS, DAMNIT!” like a zombie stage act.

    Hey #OccupyTogether, here’s a tip: Take a shower; get a job.

    As for the rest of us: #NoThanks

  8. Jethro says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Demand 15: Give everyone named Jethro $10 Million in unmarked, used, non-sequential $20 bills.

    Hey, it was worth a try.

  9. Spurwing Plover says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Tell them to take their 13 demands and shove them up their little commie red a** and march their sandle tooties back to their nature commune and smoke wacky weed from their hookas

  10. Separate Reality says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Counter Demand #1 – Fuck you.

  11. Teacake says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    City college or Community College is very very affordable. Some of the demands sound like obama himself and some sound like Soros himself. lol

    Thing is, what happens when the wealth is stolen from the wealthy and passed around? Everyone is soon to be poor. Then what happens? No doubt some wealthy individuals are leaving the country as we speak. So many have set up their business in other countries because of these insane assholes.

    Once the economy crashes and there’s no cash, how will the lefties pay for their drugs?

  12. bwb says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Demand #15: Free Unicorns for everybody.

    Demand #16: Free weed.

    Demand #17: No cloudy days.

    Demand #18: Free weed.

  13. Infidel says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    They can take those demands fuck right off. These commies are no better than the Wall St. guys.

  14. Ray says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Is that Monopoly money or real dollars they are almost ingesting or whatever it is ??

    If it’s actual legal tender, I wonder if a merchant would want to handle those bills . . . .yuk . .

    Are these zombies being paid with real money ? If so, I wonder where they spend it. . . .

    They are the epi-tomb of modern socialism . . .

  15. Sickofobama says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Fucking libtards are a blight on America.

    If I had my way . . .

  16. Ed says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Demand 14. Mom and dad can never kick me out of the house.

  17. Chicken_Shitte says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I find it strange that Beck came out today on his show and said this is all be ing orchestrated by SEIU and then I read throughout the list of demands from the unwashed hippies and low and behold Demand #13 – Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

  18. Jimmy Page says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Demand 15 – free sex!

  19. jack says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Winter will be here soon. They will go home and turn on their heaters … oil burning heaters LOL

  20. Mac says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    19. Restore corporal punishment in the school house. Obviously some wackos missed some smackos growing up.

  21. Jimmy Page says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    a former dem says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Honestly, these people with their “off with their heads” (Roseanne Barr) rhetoric and attitude versus the Tea Party movement remind of how the French revolution versus the American revolution were different.
    ————————————————————————————————
    Ann Coulter in her new book “Demonic” makes interesting comparisons between the French Revolution (of mobs) and the American Revolution of gentlemen and says that the Democratic Party is the party of the mob.

  22. AngieS says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    What a bunch of babies. Nothing in that list shows maturity and a sense of responsibility. Move to Cuba and see if they’ll put up with your shenanigans. Losers.

  23. Xavier says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    It seems odd that none of these demands mention Wall Street, the fat cat bankers, or the “upper 1%” that the protesters have been whining about for weeks. It’s almost as if the occupation has suddenly been hijacked by a group with a prearranged plan – but who could that be? /

  24. Jimmy Page says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

    Now that sounds good, I can quit my job and still earn “a living wage” with free health care.

  25. Xavier says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    and who is this Weed dude? Is he in prison or something?

  26. Isaac Bishop Jr. says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    So tell me: what do you think would happen if al-Qaeda launched a Mumbai-style strike on Wall Street, now, with the hippies lining the streets?

  27. myrtle says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Seems like accepting #11 would eliminate the need for any other demands as THERE WOULD BE NO MORE COUNTRY. What does it matter what #13 says at that point?

  28. ratsofred says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    This is why the CHICOMS and RUSKIES are laughing . Nothing to fear in America but a bunch of statist maggots .

  29. myrtle says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Might I add a few more:
    #14 free food
    #15 free vacations
    #16 no one has to work if they don’t want to

  30. Redwine says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    I was a high school/university student during the ’60s. The same idiotic, criminal, Marxist thugs ran the protests then as now. The demented and hypocritical Frances Fox Piven, Noam Chomsky are Cornell West are simply joined by the likes of Michael Moore and Van Jones. The regime supports this crouching behind the bushes and Soros piles filthy lucre into supportive institutions, organizations and individuals.

  31. Xavier says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    R/C planes with smoke generators plus a few tweets about chemtrails and mind control gas.

    Now that’s fun.

  32. Redwine says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Hannity interviewed an excruciatingly empty-headed 18-year-old woman who drove with her boyfriend all the way from Florida to NYC. She was the perfect example of the clueless “drone”. Dumb as a box of rocks.

  33. FrenchKiss says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Do any of these people have a job? Do they know what a job is? If they dislike corporate greed, where did they get their clothes, shoes, make-up, fake money, tents, food, etc. from? Can they smell the hypocrisy?

  34. java says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    #14.someone else to do all the work while they live in luxury like all the rich people they’re protesting….

    envy is destroying everything that hard-working people struggled to create…..at this point, I’m praying that I even get to vote in the next elections…..liberal loons want everything for nothing and will follow anyone who promises “free” stuff/equal outcomes without realizing that they are condemning themselves to slavery/serfdom under those who are happy to exploit their innocence/stupidity…..

  35. Rocketman says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Adding to Separate Reality Counter demands :
    October 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Counter Demand #1 – Fuck you.

    Counter Demand #2 – All Hippies take a bath and brush your teeth.

    Counter Demand # 3 – Flush all you dope down the toilet.

  36. scizzorbill says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    Insanity is more rampant than I thought.

  37. texray says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    demand 18
    evil private sector pays for all the above demands..

  38. big-pete says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    The first rule of moonbat club is…

  39. workingclass artist says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Why don’t these losers children’s crusade over the canadian border?

  40. Spurwing Plover says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    I demand they all pack their bags and leave america forever we can do without these bunch of hooligans and anarcists

  41. JCM says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Demand 1: Grass
    Demand 2: Ass
    Demand 3: Gas

    Nobody rides for free!

  42. workingclass artist says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    These people gave us Obama…no sympathy.

    nope…nada…nyet!

  43. Mark Price says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Aren’t their “demands” the exact duplicate of Obummer’s campaign platform?

  44. Smokeebuds says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    We demand that the govm’t provide us food and shelter and encourage us to reproduce by paying us more for each child…wait a minute, we already got that one.

    We demand that we be allowed to kill our unborn children if it looks like a baby might inconvenience our protest schedule…oh crap, got that one too.

    We demand thatMicheal Moore be filleted and divvied up into bite-sized pieces to help alleviate the hunger problem among the homeless. Whew! Finally one everybody can agree on.

  45. ScrewYouI'mFromTexas says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Counter Demand #2: See Counter Demand #1

    What a bunch of losers.

  46. texray says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    most of ur demands have been tried in u.s.s.r,
    it was grand success ,lol

  47. lawn lizard says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    funny how they want to save the world when they can’t even save their own butt from being thrown in a stinkin jail.

  48. Jersey says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Just for fun check out #needsoftheoccupiers on Twitter and especially Michelle Malkin’s responses.

  49. Dana says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I attended a conference yesterday where an economist said that this was the first recovery in US history where there were more (legal) immigrants than jobs created.

  50. wrench monkey says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    20 bucks an hour? The way things are going that could be a reality. Know what I’m saying? Payday comes around, get your wheelbarrow of cash, stand in line for hours to get your ration of $15.00 a loaf bread, maybe some meat(a pound of hamburger should last a week if you add a little sawdust, just think of it as fiber), walk back to your government assigned apartment in fume free air and hope there is no blackout because the wind isn’t blowing. Aw, hell, all the free weed will make it better.

  51. ben dover says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    The lazy shit generation led by communist wankers.

  52. Janna says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Demand ONE (revised )
    Get out of your mother’s basement, get a damn job and get a CLUE!!!!!!

  53. mikey says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    King Tut zombie dollars… Punch a Hippy Day can’t come soon enough.

  54. Nord says:
    October 3, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    I thought we learned something from the 60s… No?

  55. Sentinel says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Try this hippies – join the Marines.

  56. wyatt rivers says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    “Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.”

    Somebody must have gotten a call about an overdue student loan payment. Or maybe half the crowd.
    It’s good to see this idiot list; most normal people will stop listening now, but I’m sure the media will still be there, looking for Jesus.

  57. Teacake says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Jersey – LOL sure costs a lot of money to protest against money

  58. ibrahim al kafir says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    demand 20 or whatever we’re on. Democrats only on the ballots.

    hey aren’t we already up to international election standards since we have acorn.
    demand number four is insane. why would they want a free college education? why not a free degree. just skip the whole 4-5 yr thing. i mean if it’s gonna be given why not just give the whole thing away. better yet free phd’s.
    not sure about demand one. i think 20 bucks an hr would be kinda low for me to live on a beach as a sand inspector or sun tanner. i mean i will have my free phd surely i should make more than that.

  59. java says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    I’m sure the MSM will be picking up the story now….the demands sound like what they’ve been parroting as the public’s needs (or rights) for years….

  60. Hiram Abiff says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    Demand 19. Shape-shifting
    Demand 20. Ability to fly
    Demand 21. Supermodel Girlfriends
    Demand 22. Diamond encrusted cellphones for all.
    I can do this all night

  61. Nord says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Go Hiram!

  62. Right power says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Counter demand 1 fuck you (in know it’s been said bear with me)
    Counter demand 2 fuck off
    Counter demand 3 you there, fuck him
    Counter demand 4 you there, fuck him
    Counter demand 5 etc etc etc. Untill you are all fucked
    Counter demand 6 take your sore greasy home to mommy

  63. peedoffamerican says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    “Separate Reality says:
    October 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Counter Demand #1 – Fuck you.”

    Counter Demand #2 = And the horse you rode in on.

    For all of your further demands, see counter demands 1 & 2.

  64. willieP says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    liberalism is a mental disorder, any questions

  65. Gimme a Break, Attack Watch hates Hobbits says:
    October 3, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    These demands must have been written by graduates of the Barack Hussein Obama School of Economics.

  66. libertyinall50 says:
    October 3, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Yes, as Perry said, gun control is when you use two hands….you miserable scum…how dare you do this to the brave men that have given all of their tomorrows for what you waste today—Americans will not stand for this.

    Bring it —PUNK There will come a time when the ACLU and these litigious leftist crybaby lawyers will flee when the going gets tough…then what you will you do? We are silent, we are united and we will never surrender

  67. justwow says:
    October 3, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    Demand 23 – Repeal gravity. No more saggy tits.

  68. PC says:
    October 3, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    I demand that Netflix be free for every person. Then we can all sit home and watch movies 24/7.

  69. kittenbritches says:
    October 3, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    Anyone notice some of these demands counter one another?

    Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

    and

    Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

    So that means everyone from Mexico, South and Central America, carribean and Africa is coming to America….that’s a shitload of people and people = pollution. A mass of people will have to live somewhere, like the forests and wetlands that the hippies want to keep pristine. Then there is the pollution that these people will bring and the energy drain. Something tells me that living like the Amish isn’t going to work for a vast majority of the population.

    I hate hippies!

  70. we the peeps says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:22 am

    all just cover for barrys new narrative; gonna be a noisy year as barry pits the US against himself , while spending us dry and allowing for the rise of muslim brotherhood http://www.debka.com/article/21353/

    welcome to the muslim cloward piven pied piper, backed by the media and metrosexuals everywhere. gonna be trouble..

  71. Spurwing Plover says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Demands of conservatives 1GET US OUT OF THE UN 2.END ALL FORGEIN OCCUPATION 3.REPEAL ALL GUN CONTRPL LAWS 4.END ILLEGAL IMAGRATION 5.BRING OUR TROOPS HOME TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS 6.MAKE ENGLISH OUR OFFICIAL LANGUGE 7.AMEND THE ESA 8.TORT REFORM NATIONAL WIDE 9.CLOSE THE BORDERS 10.IMPEACH OBAMA

  72. GRIZZ says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:36 am

    This story makes my office smell like petula oil……and ass

  73. GRIZZ says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:36 am

    ok,the ass might be me

  74. halodoc says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:51 am

    Oh geez, you guys are a hoot.

    Huh. I’ll give them +1 with the trade tariffs rant about flooding our shores with cheap foreign shit and their crappy food and their unfair wage advantage because they are a bunch of 3rd world commie hell holes who use slave labor but -10 for the reasons they want. As for the rest: Bwahahahahaha! I say they should go straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and DEMAND IT NOW. Socialist messiahs really love it when their communist/union thugs make demands, or so I hear anyway.

    @Rocketman
    Umm, #3…Flush it? Ah, man now you’re just being mean.

  75. The Original says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:35 am

    “Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.”

    Let’s see . . . where I live and I live in a state that has a lot of forests . . . there already is replanting whenever there is cutting. Wetlands are already protected. The natural flow of river systems will only give you more floods. And you want to double or triple your electricity rates . . . decommission nuclear power plants. We get a chunk of our electricity from nuclear power. Helps keeping it cheaper than other places in our country.

    These guys need to maybe move to China and try this garbage there.

  76. The Original says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:39 am

    Did you know that Israel before Christ’s time would celebrate every 7th year as a Jubiliee Year? All debts would be forgiven and the entire nation would celebrate all year long. I am thinking that they didn’t give out long term loans.

  77. Ciccio says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:59 am

    #11 shows what utter morons they are. Forgive all debt- that’s the only thing in the social security fund and most of the ebt on the market comes from pension funds. This would automatically cancel every pension and ssf payment in the country.

  78. A_Nonny_Mouse says:
    October 4, 2011 at 3:09 am

    “Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.”

    OK, EVERYBODY GETS TWO MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!!!! YAY!!!!

    These idjits have pudding for brains, don’t they?

  79. Darren says:
    October 4, 2011 at 5:22 am

    What no iphone/IPAD demands? Clearly an oversight!

  80. cabrerski says:
    October 4, 2011 at 6:12 am

    “Demand four: Free college education.”

    Tell your punk college professor to teach for free, then.

    “Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.”

    When you turn in your ballot, they will not review it immediately. The union will give you a knife or gun if you voted for them. If you voted nay, they will tatoo a target on your forehead.

  81. Davey Mac says:
    October 4, 2011 at 7:25 am

    What JCM says, and…

    per rumored private OWS memos and emails, “Yeah, we’re fucking nuts, but just for shits and grins let’s write up a wish list and see how much of this crap the MSM will swallow…. Who knows?, maybe we’ll get lucky. Now pass the bowl and quit being a bogart about it”.

    And in related news, sanity was last seen fleeing the country in an armored truck laden with gold ingots and a case of single malt….

    VOTE – 2012

  82. Zoltanne says:
    October 4, 2011 at 7:27 am

    Yes!! A Zombie in every soup pot!

  83. thegoldman says:
    October 4, 2011 at 9:51 am

    hmmm,

    Just your normal lefties behind it !

  84. GrumpyOne says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    “Demand Ten: Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.”

    Hah!

    Since most people are sane, these “observers” will see to it that the wacko anarchists are relegated to the trash heap of history.

    Problem solved!

  85. Gordo says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    I started to think that what these guys need is something to help them understand what happens when you manipulate economies and finances – something like a computer model that you could play with to see how their ideas would destroy our society. Then I realized that there are already many computer models available to the average person where they can test those theories. It’s called Sim City.

  86. halodoc says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Ciccio says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:59 am

    #11 shows what utter morons they are. Forgive all debt- that’s the only thing in the social security fund and most of the ebt on the market comes from pension funds. This would automatically cancel every pension and ssf payment in the country.
    _______________
    #12 shows an interesting arch of clueless disconnect to #11 too. Why get rid of all credit reporting agencies if there is no debt? Won’t demand 11 automatically make the necessity of debt reporting agencies obsolete? Is their ADD so bad they couldn’t even go from 11 to 12 before forgetting 11? Or, is it that they are planning on running up new debt now that the old debt is gone? Wash, rinse, repeat? Is that the goal?

    Or, because we all know this isn’t the work of some hippie reject, do the men behind the curtain want the world-wide proverbial restart button pushed because they – the socialist/communist/world-wide banksters NWO POSs – want a do-over because they now find themselves so neck deep in the shit they created and can find no way out? But really their red herrings should be commended for typical and consistent rhetoric horse shit.

    Did y’all know that “Anonymous” has threatened to shut down NYSE on October 10 if “police brutality” doesn’t stop in Operation Rage? I say Anonymous’ true colors are finally shining through.

    http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2394071,00.asp#fbid=fvL21C7GTOL

  87. rickb223 says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    justwow says:
    October 3, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    Demand 23 – Repeal gravity. No more saggy tits.

    Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

  88. microcosme says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    It’s obvious that these demands were written by unions. These hippies have no intention of working or joining a union. Yet their demands are all about union work.

  89. ThirdMateJake says:
    October 4, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Hey Mikey! You missed the memo! EVERYDAY is punch a hippie day, they’re just making it easier (thoughtful of them) by congregating, make that clotting in one place.

  90. Mark says:
    October 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Free college education makes no sense .
    Their demands demonstrate a fourth grade understanding of language ,forget adding and subtracting,it does not compute in their foggy brains.The word government is above their spelling capabilities let alone it’s meaning.

    They still dress up like 5 yr olds at play and eat monopoly money like a 2 yr old.

    Go back to your camp out kids and work on a basket weaving merit badge.

  91. zamyaza says:
    October 11, 2011 at 10:44 am

    These are the people that will pay our social security? God help us!

  92. dick says:
    October 17, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    repeal gravity

    no saggy tits

    ding, ding, ding; we have a winner

    that takes the cake and brass ring

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