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Mooch Goes On Sale, Cost To Meet Her Drops To $250…

Markdown in aisle 8 on an annoying, self-absorbed first lady.

(Roll Call) — First lady Michelle Obama will meet supporters who donate at least $250 at an upcoming Washington, D.C., fundraiser for President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign.

DC for Obama sent an email Sept. 30 asking for last-minute donations before the third-quarter fundraising deadline. Those who gave $250 were invited to an Oct. 11 reception at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel in D.C. Donations of $1,000 allowed donors access to the “VIP Section” of the reception.

“Make a contribution of any amount today so your commitment can be represented in the financials that pundits will be dissecting in the weeks ahead,” the email stated.

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39 comments
  1. Rufus says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:16 am

    DISGUSTING….

    This has got to be a first in politcal history…. selling discounted access to the FLOTUS!

    How low can these scumbags go?

  2. gastorgrab says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:20 am

    How much does she charge to just go away?

  3. HadEnough says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Cheap BITCH

  4. Harleybob says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:21 am

    For $250.00 I could meet the fugly first lady…no thanks! She’d have to me more than that!

  5. big-pete says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Sorry Michelle, I’m trying to cut down on my intake of unsaturated fat.

  6. Chris W. says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Only $250 to meet Bigfoot? Sign me up!

  7. Rufus says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Have a look at some older photos of her.
    Her skin color has been lightened / evened out.
    She has had a nose job.
    And I wonder who pays for her hair straightening chemicals?… us?

    A “proud Black woman”, huh?

  8. Bunni says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:35 am

    You’d have to pay me $250 K to get me in the same room with that beeotache. She sucks.

  9. Lou Tribesman says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Pimping the wife now, eh? How appropriate…

  10. fubar says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:38 am

    @Chris W

    BWAHAHAHAHAHa

  11. SavoirFaire says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Wigs…more fakery. The Nubian-queen buzzcut is her own.

  12. Clark Narkulis says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:39 am

    How much extra to piss on her? I’d go two large for that.

  13. mpfs AKA Snidely Whiplash says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Methinks the FLOTUS has has a little “work” done. That or there was a sale on caulk at Home Depot and the WH picked up a few day laborers to complete the job.

  14. Proud Infidel says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Sorry, Moochelle, you’re gonna have to give me a lot more than $ 250.00 to meet you. Oh, you expect ME to pay $ 250.00? Me thinks you have a career as a comedian when we vote your Chicago thug husband out in 2012.

  15. whthfk. says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:47 am

    The only time I would pay to see either of those two American hating Marxist, is at their trials for treason… I would pay millions for a seat at their executions.

  16. vagabond trader says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Here, take your 3 dollar bill and go away.

  17. listingstarboard says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Isn’t soliciting money for your “company” known as prostitution? And WTF do women paint on eyebrows?

  18. whthfk. says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:51 am

    @Rufus…
    She wears wigs.. but she has had work done.. just look at her and obamas wedding or high school photos and you can see our tax dollars hard at work…

    I don’t care how much the wookie works on the outside or her body it’s the content of her black heart and empty soul that scares me most.

  19. Rufus says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:52 am

    @ listingstarboard

    In older photos, she has a unibrow.

  20. Rufus says:
    October 4, 2011 at 11:54 am

    @whthfk

    look at her hairline… doesn’t look like a wig to me… but then, what do I know about these things?

  21. sb says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    FAKE!

    Fake hair.
    Fake nose.
    Fake eyebrows.
    Fake cheeks.
    Fake chin.
    Fake skin color.

    And still ugly!

  22. scizzorbill says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Ah, blessed Capitalism. The market called for a price reduction due to weak demand. La Mooch is no dummy. Better to get right on the price rather than a bunch of no show’s.

  23. Lourdes says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    @Rufus

    It’s the hairline that gives it away. Her hair (or whatever she has) is pulled back and you can see where the wig starts at the top of her head. She’s got quite a few wigs and none of them help.

  24. Maggie says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    And I expect … no, I DEMAND, those White House door knockers be returned with the WH booze, chrystal, china, and silver when she and her squatter husband leave the WH in January 2013.

  25. Sandra says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Obvious she wants her husband re-elected she is working hard at it. She has never had such a wonderful life – Jets off anywhere, parties, vacations, etc etc etc. What’s money. Life couldn’t be better.

  26. jwyatt03 says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Maybe she could just set up a table at Target?

  27. Junius says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Does the $250 donation come with nose plugs to ward off the stench of corruption and hatred which the First Beasty gives off in waves where ever she shambles?

    $250 Dollars? Humph, I wouldn’t give two bits for this whore.

  28. Maggie says:
    October 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    Mooch is Pootie Tang’s woman…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cgdZVLfi_Y

  29. patrick43 says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Yikes.. Apparently some are willing to pay to be in her present. It’s a curiosity common at the Zoo. I prefer to see wookies in there nature habitat, for free.

  30. BHO-OTP says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Has there ever been a more despised First “Lady” in American history??? I think NOT! And yes, she has had cosmetic surgery – that was blatantly obvious right before the inauguration. SMH These two will go down in history all right – as President Downgrade and First Lady Wide-Load.

  31. Jackie says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Wouldn’t give her the time of day!

  32. FedUp says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Wouldn’t walk across a small room to meet her even if it was FREE!

  33. Jarhead83 says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    That face could scare a buzzard off a shitwagon…

  34. Florodora says:
    October 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Those eyebrow stencils come from the Cruella DeVille/tranny collection. What a ridiculous makeup application!

  35. GeorgiaLeonidas says:
    October 4, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Admission to the zoo is cheaper…with more variety!

  36. David says:
    October 4, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    She is nothing but a 2 bit ho…

  37. chunkdog says:
    October 4, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Yeah for hating Whitey so much, she sure is trying to look more like Whitey everyday.

  38. we says:
    October 5, 2011 at 12:27 am

    tell me why you are prevented from practising law, and when you started to be proud of your country, and you’ll get yer 250

    but no touching..

  39. Rose1 says:
    October 5, 2011 at 1:01 am

    Too funny, you guys. I say toss up between gastorgrab and Jarhead.

    Can’t she fix the underbite?

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