Saudi Arabia: Islamic Morality Police Arrest Maid For Casting “Spell” On Family…
These people are insane.
(Emirates 24/7) — Saudi Arabia’s religious police arrested an Indonesian housemaid for casting a magic spell on a local family and “turning its life upside down,” a newspaper in the Gulf Kingdom reported on Tuesday.
The employer of the maid in the southern mountainous town of Bisha told members of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice that he had noticed a drastic change in the behavior of his family members and that he suspected the maid was behind this.
“He said the behavior of all his family members changed completely and their life was turned upside down . . . he said he suspected the maid could have cast a magic spell on them,” Sabq Arabic language daily said.
“After arresting and investigating the maid, she confessed to having done magic work against the family and led them to the magic items that were hidden under the steps outside the front door . . . Commission experts took the magic items to their office and managed to dismantle and stop the spell.”
Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, October 12, 2011, at 1:48 pm | 
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The more I hear from the Middle East and the various “islamic” cultures (if savagery is to be considered a culture, albeit primitive), the more I think investing in a neutron bomb would be well spent. We could license the technology to the Israelis for one dollar per year and have them do the clinical trials.
Quick, call in Hari bin Potter
The checkered napkins they are sporting are very festive. Pass the fried pork chops and slaw…
“Commission experts took the magic items to their office and managed to dismantle and stop the spell.”
That is EXACTLY what the Ministry of Magic did in Harry Potter!
Indonesian maid, you say? Hmmmm……..wonder if she will share her magical powers with our Indonesian-in-Chief? He could sure use some magic these days!
”We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
Are those head scarves available in anything besides houndstooth check?
Islamic Morality Police.
The Wookie’s Diet Police.
Off with their heads!
It must suck to be an Indonesian whose only recourse is to seek employment with the Saudiis. How many reports of “maid” raped, beaten, held as slaves? No wonder they resort to scorcery.
This is the way to wreak chaos in their communities, through their 9th century superstitions…
We need to ship a sulphur stuffed pig’s head to Imadinnajihadi.
We have EOD Specialists, they have Spell-Dismantlers.
And since when do tents have front steps?
I always thought Barbara Eden could mop the floor with Elizabeth Montgomery. Just saying.
Check out that pic…when it comes to ugly, these dudes can give the Hasids a run for their money any day of the week.
Who disarmed the spell….Mohammad McGyver? Quick, hand me that paper clip, and that pile of camel dung.
@Boomerette – I don’t think their looms are much more advanced that checkerd pattern producing.
How long was she “interegated” (trans. beaten) before she confessed?
than – sorry
Look at the picture Zip posted – look at the faces – these are the people who mean to RULE us…
bahahahahahahaha these people are batsh*t crazy!!
Just in…, Pizza Hut has reported several instances of tablecloth theft from their restaurants…, really….
Must’ve cast the ole ugly spell on these hairy beasts.
And somewhere an Italian restaurant is missing its tablecloths….
Well now, everything’s up to date in Islam! If your living in the 7th century.
Maybe it’s just the 24/7 news, but it sure seems like there’s been an increase in the amount of sorcery.
I wonder what it means?
Maybe we need to call the Ghostbusters?
“Swarthy?… Swarthy?… table for eight.”
Whenever they want to have a picnic, they have a ready made table cloth. Just hope they washer their hair aforehand. Yuck!
It’s all the inbreeding.
Oh Lord God Jesus, if there be any “man of God” may the desires of all Muslim be confounded against them that they may be in such dire need that they have no alternative than to open their mind to the joy, peace, and freedom that only you, among all humans, can provide. In Jesus name I ask Lord God Almighty.