Hat tip to Metro over at race 4 2012, call em the “flea party.”
Jack Bauer’s Dad
I suppose occupying anything is better than going to work, eh libs?
middleagedhousewife
twinkles are used to show ‘agree-ance” with something?
One Hot Frog
These “people” are freaky!!!
I saw Obama doing the twinkle fingers wave as he was coming on stage a few days ago…
Chicken_Shitte
I beat it makes them feel like they are back in the first grade.
candleflame
these people are clueless douchbags!!!!
candleflame
that’s douchebags!!!
Sout’ Side of Chicago
Twinkles???? TWINKLES???
http://www.brickmoon.com Les
I still say “Occupy Portland” seems kind of redundant.
Then again, I see they’re doing an “Occupy Berkeley.” (yawn)
Spurwing Plover
The hand sign HANG LOOSE in reality THE HORNS of EL DIABLO(THE DEVIL) who created the UN
greenlantern2011
What if you need to go potty-time? Is there a separate hand signal for #1 and #2 or do you just wet ‘em/fill’em?
MyThreeSons
@ candleflame
I want to “up twinkle” you for taking notice of the “direct response” need of pointing out the missing “e” in ‘douchebags’. Oh, I see that I’m rambling and need to “wrap it up”.
Axe
Next week the club rings with the little whizzer whistle on them will be ready.
Please, anything but the kazoo brigades.
JB
They missed the most important hand signal. The one that says you guys are total wackjobs who need to go away.
Boomerette
The girl in the striped knit cap looks like a Womyn’s Studies major.
JenBee
No job, still living with the parents, wants everything for free, yet probably never paid federal taxes a day in his life. Anyone who ever obtains a REAL job and sees so much of their hard earned money being confiscated by the government will become Conservative. This guy, obviously, will never become Conservative.
Mackie
Portland is where a lot of the anarchists can be found as well as Seattle.
J in MS
Holy shit…..
PatriotWarMonger
There is no such word as “agreeance”, OK, illiterate, pseudo-intellectual dipshit? Maybe the thirteen year-old girls on your block think you’re cool and enlightened? Grown-ups do not.
“Point of process”? An excellent description of and recognizable symbol for a vagina.
Twinkles? Are these REALLY the people who somehow want an armed confrontation with people like me? I would say it would be like taking candy from a baby, but I think it will be easier than that. Twinkles??? Goats to the slaughter.
barb2
Ripe for satire.
I should write for SNL.
Mike_W
First they came for the twinklies and I didn’t speak out, because I wasn’t a twinkly …
Then all the twinklies had a sit-in and voted by consensus to kill all the capitalists.
cj
id be raising my hand, asking him to show me the signals again. Im fucking lost
Pelosi’s Jockstrap
the middle finger means…”F you, I gotta poop now!”
Zcat
F’n bunch of freaks!
sb
Seriously, I am surrounded by people like this out here in Liberalville. Here’s the thing…… and this is important….
You can get them to believe anything. So get off your duffs and go out there and convince them them they should believe in Conservatism. Convince them that Conservatism is in their best interests. It is amazing how easy it is to frame their thought processes. We just have to make the effort to be the ones that create the message.
Cynic
The police need to move in, make the “wrap it up” symbol and then start carting them off.
Steve H.
I wish the guy would just pick or blow his nose already. Damn booger in there would be driving me nuts!!!
Katherine
I wish they would ‘occupy’ a brain at some point. One that works.
Apparently, the progressive collectivist mind-hive is stretched beyond its limits.
Kev
What is the sign for “I need to take a crap on a cop car”?
JS
Portland, keeping it weird as usual. Bro needs more cowbell, not twinkles though.
http://weaselzippers unhappy granny
OMG.. is that casual
friday for congress? I sware i saw obama too..doing the exact jestures…actuelly they are the best of his apearances from his throne…
MaryfromMarin
Katherine says:
October 13, 2011 at 3:48 am
I wish they would ‘occupy’ a brain at some point. One that works.
__________________________
LOL, Katherine!!!
ou.uo
I’m sure they’re down with Robert’s Rules of Order.
vagabond trader
So this is what their 50K per year education has imprinted on them..Under marketable skills “fluent in obscure hand signals.”
I wish I knew the ‘wrap it up’ signal before I watched that.
Lots of rules from these ruleless ‘anarchists’.
Ozconservative
I have composed a song for them:
Twinkle, twinkle little star
What a fucked up bunch you are
Dirty hippies everywhere
Shit in public – they don’t care
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Whar a fucked up bunch you are
Mad Dog
These people are self-absorbed, irrelevant clowns.
Can I get a twinkle on that?
spepper
Well at least they got something for their $100,000 school loan tab that they each owe and aren’t paying back because of getting a lib arts degree that no one’s hiring for– they learned FRAT BRO HAND SIGNALS! How cute!
Georgia Patriot
Matthew 15:14 – “So ignore them. They are blind guides leading the blind, and if one blind person guides another, they will both fall into a ditch.” And the following commentary on this verse is an excerpt from Barnes’ Notes on the Bible: “God often suffers one man to lead many to ruin. A rich and profligate man, an infidel, a man of learning, a politician, or a teacher, is allowed to sweep multitudes to ruin. This is not unjust, for those who are led are not compelled to follow such people. They are free in choosing such leaders, and they are answerable for being led to ruin.”
libertyinall50
Excuse me Captain of Gesticulations, what is the hand signal you make just before the Islamists decapitate you? Reason being, it is people like you enable Islam to undermine our Constitution…you know, get along to go along…like knarly dude… You along with your other fool tools would be the first to removed under Shariah
Smokey
When we were kids, you put your finger beside your ear and make a circular motion………………..that meant you were fucking crazy…..
Rufus
The future of America… boy are we in trouble!
I’ve always wondered, what is it about the West Coast that makes people so insane?
Is it the Pacific Ocean air? Is it contaminated with some kind of insanity virus?
vagabond trader
@Rufus:
The east coast isn’t any better, just crummy weather. Which right about now is giving Zucotti a much needed cleansing.
JpRAustin
the next hand signal is when you put your two hands together, fingers extended and pointing upward…we use that when we pray to God these people eventually get-a-clue, a job and a shower.
Keep Honkin I’m Reloading
see….?
band fags…
Harleybob
One Hot Frog says:
October 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm
These “people” are freaky!!!
I saw Obama doing the twinkle fingers wave as he was coming on stage a few days ago…
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Was he giving the twinkle finger sign to his gay lover Reggie Lov?
mu1etrain
Just grow his hair a little bit more and add glasses and you have the real life version of Mr Van Dreesen, Beavis and Butthead’s hippie schoolteacher. I can just hear him singing “Fly Lesbian Seagull…” on his acoustic guitar while the boys shoot spitballs at him from the back of the room.
Clark Narkulis
He left out the 8th and most important hand signal:
About 5 seconds into this twit’s tutorial, I was doing the “wrap it up” signal. I was apparently “in agreeance” on that one.
Good. Lord.
Proud Infidel
And these are the imbeciles who want “class warfare.” Yeah right, bring on, “twinklers.”
Flea Party? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Wish I had thought of that one.
MADgirl91
Let’s all take up a collection and buy one way tickets to Cuba for these losers. I’m sure their hand signals will work just great in Fidel’s communist utopia.
You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing.
e-hammer
whatever you say there, dirty hippy. Now how about I punch you in the face and call it a day.
darwin
And here I thought they were all sitting around with their thumbs up their butts…… Live and learn.
Kat
Hahahaha! Wish I had had those Hand Gestures during my PTA Meetings! Roberts Rules are so last Century!
No Shame
my index finger and my thumb pinching my nose closed means; hippie, you stink, find the nearest body of water and bathe.
qal
hmmmm. Lord of the Flies. . . pretty much.
thebuckstopshere
I did not see the universally accepted thumbs up, thumbs down, or fuck off……clarifying question did resemble jerking off tho………..
ThomNJ
I only have one hand signal for that crowd.
patrick43
Heh gang this one for u—> ,,|,
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com Teresa in Fort Worth
Exhibit “A” for “Why Beta Males don’t get laid”…..
joe
I kind of liked “d-baggers.”
Chard
This has to be a joke. Wait, wait, it’s a new episode of Portlandia, right?
Please say it’s a joke.
weew
To every parent who raised or is raising a responsible, productive child… these punks will be your kids’ bitches.
SFC MAC
@sb says:
October 13, 2011 at 1:46 am
“You can get them to believe anything. So get off your duffs and go out there and convince them them they should believe in Conservatism. Convince them that Conservatism is in their best interests. It is amazing how easy it is to frame their thought processes. We just have to make the effort to be the ones that create the message.”
Sorry, but you’d have a hard time trying to reason with simpletons whose idea of “communication” is “Twinkles”.
@Ozconservative
October 13, 2011 at 7:03 am
ROFLMAO! I love those modified lyrics. Funny as hell.
Tim
Teresa in Fort Worth says:
October 13, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Exhibit “A” for “Why Beta Males don’t get laid”…..
I have nothing to add, it was just worthy of being said again. And again and…
VekTor
“You have violated Robot’s Rules of Order and will be asked to leave the future immediately.”
Firesign Theatre – “I Think We’re All Bozos On This Bus”
Mudshark
Twinkles like ‘fairy dust’ and Point of Order like ‘unicorns’.
OK I get it now…
Uncle Jefe
I recognize these people and their signals.
They are Human Resources, at any company you’ve ever worked for.
They started out as grade schoolers pointing out to the teacher that you and I were passing notes in class…
Now they have ‘power’ and are going to show the rest of us how we must live, the rules we must follow.
Fucking twinklers…
Corona
Better term….fleabaggers.
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com Richard McEnroe
Is there such a thing as a one-finger twinkle? Cuz then I can communicate with them.
Jay Guevara
What does index finger of one hand moving in and out of circled thumb and forefinger of other hand mean?
Oh. Kinda what it looks like, then.
Hidajunshin
I hope all these occupier people stay until November ’12–greatest gift to the GOP ever.
http://rainbowmixradio.com Frank DiSalle
Thank God they don’t have Vuvuzelas !
GooseCretian
I wonder if deaf people are like WTF??
Scott U
Purely pointless video… I want that last minute or so of my life back.
My Dixie Wrecked
I can’t believe no one has said it yet: “THESE are spirit fingers…and these are GOLD!”
I pretty sure it’s Basement Dweller for ‘will lick teabags for weed.’ Or something.
NorthernX
Amazingly gay.
Honestly. The state of retardation running rampant in the states right now is just historic.
Your country is so on the way down….
Goldwater Republican
My niece received a BFA in Art. She is now part of Occupy Atlanta, bemoaning the fact that she can’t find a well-paying job. Yeah, if she only had a brain.
hoodaticus
@GoldwaterRepublican
So wait a minute – she got a degree in “Poor Starving Artistry” and is now upset that she is a poor, starving artist?
Okay.
I have a BA in Psychology and I wouldn’t dare complain that it got me nowhere. It was OBVIOUS that it would get me nowhere – I only got it because I was going to grad school in a USEFUL SUBJECT (law). And even then… I’m a programmer/IT manager.
Economy sucks. Adapt, move in with mom, or die.
TomB
Id like to give a hand signal to the OWS crowd: “You’re Number One!” and Im not talking about the finger seen on enlarged foam novelties in football stadiums around the nation.