Breaking: TOTUS Kidnapped In Virginia, Obama Reportedly Inconsolable…
Crime of the century.
ENRICO, VA (WWBT) — NBC12 has uncovered one of those stories that makes you think: “How in the world does that happen?!” A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico just days before his visit to Chesterfield.
We confirmed an investigation with the U.S. Defense Department. There are still a lot of questions. The biggest one being did the thieves intentionally target the President’s truck or did they take advantage of a crime of opportunity and give a big “uh-oh” when they saw what was inside.
When you see President Obama speak, there is a pretty typical setup including the presidential seal on a podium, the see-thru Teleprompter and a portable sound system.
Thieves saw the truck carrying that equipment and couldn’t resist the target.
We’re told the truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons Courtyard Marriott in advance on Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield.
Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
HT: Zcat
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, October 18, 2011, at 8:52 am | 
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Probably should be “0bama reportedly speechless”
There is an H in Henrico your Cheeseheadedness.
Have there been any ransom demands? I’m sure it’s Bush’s fault.
Hilarious, this made my day. The only thing that could improve on this is if they brought back the teleprompters and stole the purple lipped socialist … and kept him.
Good catch FlaviusJulius, I read right over that typo …
What are the kidnapper’s demands?
Waiting for somebody from some undisclosed location to say , if you are listening to this,you are the resistance.
I’m sure they have a back up truck, and a back up to the back up. This is way too important of an issue to go with just one. Without TOTUS, Obama is er uh,, crippled.
Outrageous. Where was TOTUS’s Secret Service agent??
Now this crime will get the full attention of the Secret Service, the DOJ, etc.
Investigate Obama…. nah.
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages
It rubs the Windex on its screen or else it gets the hose again.
We are waiting for our man at MSNBC to tell us our demands.
Actually…I’m on a flight to South Korea engaging in technological tourism to get a data enema to remove all this Obama crap from my system.
No worries. Tequila shots baby!
Over heard Obummer screaming at the Secret Service:
Were, um ah um um, is my, ah mm uh um, thingie, um ah, for my, um ah uh, speech?
SS: Sir, the truck was stolen and we have setup road blocks and alerted the county sheriff, the city police, the State police, the FBI, and the ATF!
Obummer: Well, um ah uh, what am, huh ah um, I, um ah ah, going to do?
SS: Sir, you may have to read your speech from a piece of paper.
Obummer: @#$%^*(), you, um ah um, expect me, um ah hah, to read, um huh, from paper?
SS: Yes sir, everyone else does.
I’m sure any blame will the assigned to the Tea Party, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if the OWS crowd claimed responsibility for this and held the truck until their 13 demands were met.
Can’t wait to see the Hitler video about this. Are you ready for some Football?
ROTFLMFAO!
What a great story to start the day off. I think I’ll go outside and skip down the street.
big-pete says:
October 18, 2011 at 9:14 am
It rubs the Windex on its screen or else it gets the hose again
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@big-pete
Brilliant!
I laughed, I cried and then I asked myself.. Self?, how much is this going to cost us?
But the laughing as over shadowed the money…. hehehehehehhe.
could not have happen to a nicer fuck-head.
BWHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Of course Obama has no comment, no official position, no nothing.
way to go thieves of virginia. Henrico County. Around Richmond. No doubt Obama supporting thieves.
Uh, uh, I also want to, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, this, uh, well, uh, uh,..Well shit?….It’s All George Bush’s Fault!
UPDATE: TOTUS HAS BEEN RECOVERED UNHARMED.
Authorities tracked TOTUS to a farm just north of Charlottesville, Virginia, where a man had it hooked to his tractor and was using it to spread manure.
It will soon be sold as scrap metal.
Best. Crime. Ever.
Notify all the toxic waste treatment plants
So, does this mean Biden is the President now since Obama is incapacitated.
LOL! omg, too funny
I guess Obama doesn’t want HIS wealth spread around. The day this idiot leaves office will be a day of joy.
I haven’t laughed so much for weeks.
@Big Pete
Absoeffinlutely hilarious!
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@Toothless Dawg
What a lovely dream that would be…
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@Ali Bubba
LMAO
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@Sentinel
We should put that out there as a rumor…’Tea Party steals TOTUS, Obama speechless’
I would love it…
Obama now sharing with his 99% protester’s in being subject to more direct approaches at removing inequities in wealth.
“Redistributing” Obamas wealth, for a “change”, I “hope”.
Let us hope they find it within 48 hrs. The babbling is embarrassing Rep. Hank Johnson.
barry promotes fair share, so what is the problem? These people just wanted their fair share of audio equipment.
The word yesterday is that barry is canceling his public events on this tour and sticking to the private ones. Yeah, that is the way to get out and be w/the people.
I love Virginia!
Sound system? TOTUS? Podiums? Is OWS having kareoke night? Are the Seals to be given out as door prizes? Thanks, Barry for sharing
TOTUS finally decided to go on its own election campaign saying I have had enough of that stupid puke…
When I read that at Drudge, I felt giddy and happy. The smile hasn’t left my face since. The humor and shock of it all. Life is good. That banner will go down in infinity. Priceless.
Those theives don’t realize the value of that cargo. I hope they put it in a storage container and in a few years it pops up on Storage Wars. How fitting.
Criminal activity is something I don’t normally condone, but good goddamn, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since the collapse of the Presidential limo in Ireland. Two snaps up to the thief, and a rare wish that he/she/they don’t get caught immediately. I’m sorta hoping the stuff is already in a container, bound for someplace where the SS has no pull.
The following just makes reality worth while:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3hSnEMV58F8
Occupiers robbed…Obama’s junk stolen…
how many feel-good stories can there be in one day?
Now how is the puppet suppose to perform without its strings?