Obama’s Stolen Teleprompter Recovered, National Day of Mourning Called Off…
TOTUS’ competing love interest Chris Matthews wanted for questioning.
Via IBD’s Andrew Malcolm:
First, the bad news: They recovered President Obama’s teleprompter.
So, anybody going to his speeches on the current Darth Vader armored bus tour through North Carolina and Virginia is still going to get the full 22-minute monty about how he’s there to listen.
The Real Good Talker’s top speech aide was in a truck stolen from a Richmond hotel parking lot early Monday morning and recovered in another hotel parking lot about 12 hours later.
The truck, actually belonging to the Defense Department that handles presidential communications, contained the “Now Say This” machine as well as nearly a quarter-million dollars in communications gear and the all-important presidential seal.
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, October 18, 2011, at 7:17 pm | 
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They probably exhausted every resource we have in finding TOTUS, including spy networks, satellites, water boarding (hey its ok if Obama does it, just like starting wars, right?) every law enforcement department down to the county Sheriff.
I knew theyd find this thing in no time. If it were one of our children, God forbid, theyd find nothing.
12 hours lol.
and Zip, I know you need advertisers, but Ron Paul? Made me laugh…..
The thief should have dumped it in the scrap bailer and the junkyard
Rumor has it, Reggie found boring glory hole in the coveted plexiglass instrument
Too bad some wag didn’t hack the damnable thing and download all kinds of hilarity.
They recovered the presidents freedom of speech..! mmm, mmm, mmm
This administration truly so inept that they can’t even keep their equipment secure…
Now Barry can to return to his “Debt Man Riding” back of the bus tour…part 2
Whew i’d hate to see him meltdown if he didn’t have his trusty threat list.
Instead of a teleprompter they should have taken Obammy.But at least we got to see the efficiency of the top notch security we pay millions for.
TOTUS shaken but in good spirits. Wants to put this all behind him and get back to work. POTUS visibly relieved.
I was ready to trade Obama to the thiefs in exchange for the teleprompter.
Roflmao! Thanks for the Mathews insertion….
Now I have lost respect for the thief/thieves……….
So, the turd-world president needs to be reminded of even the most basic decent phrases…
Let me be perfectly clear: it was those corporate jet owners.
@Libra
I think it was uncle Omar looking to make a great score for the pawn shops.