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Obama Confirms Queen Of The Food Police Is a Hypocrite, Loves To Stuff Her Face With French Fries, Pizza, Fried Chicken…

She’s gonna whoop his ass.

(USA Today) — President Obama is proud of first lady Michelle Obama’s healthy eating project and all that — but he doesn’t want her to get carried away at Halloween.

“She’s been giving, for the last few years, kids fruit and raisins in a bag,” Obama told talk show host Jay Leno last night, to the knowing groans of The Tonight Show audience.

The food discussion began when Leno asked Obama about his Monday night run to Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles in Los Angeles, where the president ordered the Country Boy Special of wings and waffles.

“Outstanding chicken,” Obama said — and not necessarily the kind of food the first lady would object to.

In fact, the president told a few out-of-school things about Mrs. Obama’s diet.

“Here’s the secret,” Obama said. “Michelle, she’s done a great job with this healthy eating and let’s move and get exercise. But Michelle, as quiet as this is kept, she loves french fries. She loves pizza. She loves chicken.”

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32 comments
  1. Slaughter the Sheeple says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:42 am

    She’s gonna meet you at the door with an iron skillet to lay on yo’ head!!!!!!

  2. MADJACK says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:42 am

    Holy shit , look at the ass on that beast! :roll:

  3. Sentinel says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:43 am

    “Here’s the secret,” Obama said. “Michelle, she’s done a great job with this healthy eating and let’s move and get exercise. But Michelle, as quiet as this is kept, she loves french fries. She loves pizza. She loves chicken.”

    * No, the real secret is she loves eating gobs and gobs of stuff at taxpayer expense. Guess you motherfuckers will go on food stamps when you’re removed from the WH, it’s what you bums do.

  4. thesixfour says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:44 am

    If any one saw this… It was so strange. Like watching a dog walk on its hind legs.

  5. thesixfour says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:45 am

    The interview that is.

  6. Proud Infidel says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Looks like Mooch is well on her way to developing a steam shovel ass.

    Everything about our Worst, er, I mean, First Couple is a fraud and/or a lie. Sigh. Still a yeart to go until we vote this imbecile out.

  7. Noelegy says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Here’s the secret: it’s NO secret from anyone with two brain cells and working eyesight.

  8. Rufus says:
    October 26, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Barry is a tall, lanky guy. I’d guess the exposed part of his hand and wrist are 10 inches long.

    That ass is at least 2 1/2 hands across.

  9. ThePaganTemple says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:06 am

    You can see the crack of her ass in this pic too.

  10. whthfk. says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:11 am

    The Worst Wookie, does not eat healthy unless there is a camera near by.
    We all know she gorges herself on Lobster, deep fat fried fat cakes,etc.

    That ass is a tell all.

  11. deez says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Barry, it’s no secret–those of us with eyes unfortunately see the size of Michelle’s fat ass. You don’t get that from eating exclusively fruits and vegetables.

  12. NoBlahBlah says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Wonderful Couple!! : )

    I have seen obongo single hand a basketball,

    but THIS!!

    no way man

  13. Rufus says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:25 am

    @ ThePaganTemple…

    You didn’t have to point that out.

    I’d also bet that that thing isn’t hanging free; it’s probably squeezed into some kevlar spandex or something.

  14. PC says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:25 am

    “She’s been giving, for the last few years, kids fruit and raisins in a bag,”

    When I was growing up, there was one old lady who gave apples at Halloween. She never understood why nobody stopped at her house. Her neighbors on either side got plenty of visitors because they gave candy.

    Halloween is not for fruit. Goblins, witches and fruit don’t mix.

  15. Downer says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Yes, that ass is proof of her hipocritical obsessions.

  16. Dave Bowman says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:34 am

    For sure ‘Bongo’s gonna pay for that quip

    KBOTUS be kickin’ his fey ass, nahmean ? word

    It’s not so much her lack of grace and hypocrisy, it’s that friggin’ urangutan truncal lean she has, along with the prognathic jaw, topped with kabuki makeup

    scary matched by her personality

  17. Bunni says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Bongo is gonna get his skinny ass beaten to a pulp by the wookie, as soon as she gets back from all the fundraising and jetting around.

    I really think they HATE eachother, and when the bum looses the election, and they can’t sponge off America anymore, the mooching cow will divorce his ass!

  18. HadEnough says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

    What an appropriate photo for that tag line….geez can’t wait for that ASS to be gone………how could the rest of this country miss the fact that these @ssclowns are the biggest jokes to ever hold their titles……….Command-in-Chief my ass…first lady….yeah whatever……..now wait for the Mooch liability police trolls to come on this blog……

  19. Clark Narkulis says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Hans and Chewbacca board the Millenium Falcon.

  20. whatsit toyou says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:03 am

    The hypocrisy of Mrs. Obama does not surprise me. What does surprise me is that there is a restaurant called Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles.

    I don’t know much about Los Angeles other than it has the above referenced fine dining place. Also I don’t ever want to go there – LA that is. Too many flakes.

  21. Spurwing Plover says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:10 am

    And this ding-bat wrote a book about dieting? And wait fora book by BILL AYERS about fighting terrorists

  22. JohnG911 says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Look at the size of her man-hands! She could clutch a whole side of ham with one hand like it was a KFC drum stick. Even though she’s huge, Mooch-elle’s caboose is smaller than Hillary’s doublewide.

  23. fubar says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Clark Narkulis says:
    October 26, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Hans and Chewbacca board the Millenium Falcon

    I ws going to comment something about the 50 foot woman, but this one is better!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Blueburb says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:19 am

    An ass that wide could barely make it through the Suez Canal without scraping the sides

  25. Fishy Commentator says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:29 am

    What she is an utter failure at, she wants to legislate that others are not like her. Utter Hypocrisy.

  26. Noelegy says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:31 am

    I’m surprised Michelle doesn’t confiscate trick-or-treaters’ candy.

  27. Noelegy says:
    October 26, 2011 at 11:37 am

    @ Rufus: I don’t think he’s THAT tall. Judging from photos, I’m guessing he’s 6’1″ and she’s 5’11″. One article claimed Obama is 6’4″ but this clearly cannot be, as Michelle usually wears flats and is almost at eye level with him.

    I bring up the height issue because I’m so tired of the photos of Barry with his nose in the air, even when he’s the tallest person in a given group of people. My husband is 6’2″ and is frequently the tallest person in the room, and he does not respond to shorter people by looking down his nose at them. His usual response to a shorter person is to slump a little. I think Barry’s constant head-back, Mussolini-like pose is a reflection of his absolute arrogance and contempt.

  28. Marco says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    The Big Ugly.

  29. Spurwing Plover says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    She must have more chins then a hong kong phone book

  30. dahozho says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Um, actually, Obozo– its not quiet or a secret.

    Troughing at Shake Shack and having a BIG sandwich named after your wife’s favorite meal at another troughing place in addition to the haute cuisine meals with plenty of top-shelf booze doesn’t exactly mean its quiet or out of the sight of people who are paying attention.

  31. Commie Smasher says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Get him, Chewy!

  32. Templar223 says:
    October 26, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Her ass isn’t two and a half hands wide… It’s two and a half axe handles wide.

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