Mooch Works Her Magic: White House Staff Say Her Food Police “Lifestyle Makeover” Helped Them Lose Weight…
Lips, meet ass.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Surrounded all day and most nights by delicious cakes, cookies, pies and more, Susie Morrison gave in to temptation too often during long hours at work in the White House pastry kitchen.
But no more.
Never a runner, the assistant pastry chef has finished her first 5K run. When the weather cooperates, she pedals her bicycle 26 miles roundtrip to work. She’s eating more vegetables, limiting coffee and drinking up to a gallon of water every day — dietary changes that Morrison says helped her drop 30 pounds from her 5-foot-5 frame in about 18 months.
One person gets most of the credit for Morrison’s lifestyle makeover: Michelle Obama.
While the first lady’s campaign to lower childhood obesity rates will need time to produce results, if ever, the White House is one place where her message about eating balanced meals and getting more exercise is not only resonating, but showing results, too.
“She is a great inspiration for me to focus every day to try harder, and I have,” Morrison said.
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Michelle’s revised diet instructions:
“Let them eat cake!”
Pig out all you want fat lady hopefuly in just over a year from now you and obama will be voted out of office
“She is a great inspiration for me to focus every day to try harder, and I have,” Morrison said
Translation: “I saw the size of her as and thought, O.M.G! I can’t let it happen to me!”
LMAO…it sure hasn’t helped her one iota!
Plus does anyone believe one word of this story…at all?
In the words of Joe Wilson…’You Lie!’
I’m sure Ms Morrison was given a fat bonus and a promotion to head pastry chef for this glowing praise of the first wookie.
If nothing else, AP is consistent.
@T2M
ROFLMAO!
Bingo!
Poor galley slave rides a bike 26 miles to get back and forth to work cause the
Mooch sez so? Yeah right….
Time to roll up the pants legs. It’s getting deep.
I’ve always wondered if those are rat droppings on that cracker/cookie.
They do reside at the White House…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay8cqSvaXtg
That should have been, “Lips, meet fatass.”
“drinking up to a gallon of water every day ”
So Ms. Pastry Chef spends her entire work day in the toilet?
Odd that so many people should be “inspired” to completely change their lifestyles while employed by the White House.
Doesn’t seem to be working on Trumka though does it?
What about Moore?
Well in other big news it’s now known why Obama has those ghastly slashes and such big scars on his head; they’re from his circumcision.
nothing wrong with a sensible diet and some exercise.
Unemployment is at an all time high, food prices through the roof, Economy is in the toilet, so yes, Mooch and her “baby daddy” have caused a lot of Americans to lose weight, but mostly in their wallets.
She drinks a gallon of water every day? She must spend more time pissing than baking.
T2M said: Translation: “I saw the size of her as and thought, O.M.G! I can’t let it happen to me!”
Bingissimo! I’ve had similar “inspirations” myself.
Interesting, Mooch gets fatter while the staff members she ‘inspires’ lose weight.
Could it be that after Mooch is finished there’s just nothing left in the entire place to eat? Or is she standing over them with a whip, screaming ‘don’t touch that! That’s mine! And that’s mine! All of this is mine! The first one of you effing idiots that puts even as much as a crumb in your mouth gets the hose!’
Right, and I’m sure no one ‘suggested’ this testimonial about the magical benefits of a healthy diet that this worker bee didn’t know about until Mooch shoved her face in it.
P.S. Brava for Susie for dropping the weight, but does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that it was strongly “suggested” to her that she give Michelle the credit?
Do as I say, not as I do!!
Fat ass propaganda
Never trust a skinny cook.
One wonders what the barman swills,
one-half so precious as what he sells.
“drinking up to a gallon of water every day”
Hope michelle comes to visit her when she’s in the hospital with kidney problems.
Sure she bikes 26 miles to work in DC without being raped,robbed or shot.
And she is so helpless she couldn’t eat a vegetable or drink water until the wookie goddess dictated she must.
Did Moochelle show you how she walks on water also?
A gallon of water a day is not really that unreasonable or hard to do, although it is twice the recommended eight 8-ounce glasses of water. Think of drinking 16 cups of water (8 oz. in a cup), spread throughout the day.
Only 3o lbs in 18 months, with that regime ?
Maybe living in terror has helped them lose weight too.
The stories of her as a tyrant are all over the news.
The staff avoids her like the plague.
@Todd
you Know that fuster gets Off on your talking dirty to him
Stop It, He works in the Pastry Kitchen for goodness sakes
the ONLY part of this story that may be true is that IF she bikes 26 miles / day RT
End of story, that is why she lost weight
Better Inquiry,
WTF does the White House have a Separate! Pastry! Kitchen!!! if Losing Weight is So DAMNED IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Is a US gallon smaller than a UK one? That is a terrifying amount of water to drink if you are not an athlete!! Just try drinking 8 pints even across a day!
Ahahahahaha! Someone tell her that water is bad for you. Fish fornicate in it.
Conspicuous by its absence: Lots and lots of information. For instance, how did Michelle Obama have anything to do with this? What conditions were brought about to make this possible? Did Michelle wave a magic wand over her?
The Obamas have helped me change my lifestyle too. I no longer waste $. That’s because I earn less $ since they were elected and most of my bills have gone up. Thanks to both of you Obamas – you freaking tampons.