Iran: Regime Orders Women Not To Ski Unless They Have a Male Guardian…
Because what turns men on more than women in puffy ski jackets?
TEHRAN — The first snow of the season fell in Tehran this week, but female ski bums planning to carve fresh lines at one of the three resorts in the Alborz mountain range will be able to hit the slopes only if they are accompanied by a male guardian.
A police circular, reported Thursday on the pro-government EtedaalWeb site, states that women and girls are no longer allowed to ski in the absence of a husband, father or brother.
The mandate of Iran’s morality police is currently being broadened by hard-liners attempting to roll back reforms enacted under former president Mohammad Khatami. The current government says the reforms led to a lack of observance of religious dress codes, among other things.
Iran’s ski resorts became something of a haven from the Islamic dress code — and from laws against boys and girls mixing. Young people would mix and meet on the mountains, while some women would ski without their head scarves in the resorts of Dizin and Shemshak, known for their abundance of fresh powder.
Monitoring the miles-long slopes proved difficult for the morality police. Unfamiliar with skiing, officers were often unable to pursue the affluent young of northern Tehran, with their greater experience on the slopes. It is unclear whether the police will do any better trying to check the relationships of those heading out to the popular resorts now.
Posted by ZIP on Saturday, November 12, 2011, at 10:09 pm | 
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JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?”
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold glass of wine?” He too looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of wine. “On my bill,” he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me … I’m collecting disability.”
“Because what turns men on more than women in puffy ski jackets?”
Tight ski-pants!
Am I ignorant for not knowing that you could ski in Iran until just now?
I am sure they have women’s martyr slolom course. Equipped with IED’S .
Yea I am getting a raging Hard On by some chick that looks like a stylish attick insulation.
May be some guys way up north would. But not me.
@Bumr50
Not unless I’m ignorant too…
@Snuffy Pop
What happened to Sniffy Pop?
@Zip
Hope you’re having a nice time.
I think islam is like a mental WTF test
raping boys and goats is fine, beating women, mutilating girls, gay orgies with strict rules, killing kuffar (nonmuslims)
but homos who do it wrong are stoned, etc.
the show of overly conspicuous piety with all the costumes and ridiculous arse lifting rituals is just overcompensation for the grotesque perversion that is islam
How could any muslim in good conscience go skiing or play any sports? There is not one instance in the Quran that Mohammad skied or played any sports. Since Mohammad is the perfect ideal for all muslims, and his life is the perfect life for them to live, according to their beliefs, anything he didn’t do (drive cars, microwave, watch TV, play sports, drill for oil, etc) cannot be done by muslims without violating such beliefs.
Muslim men apparently have no control over their dicks.
Well, it’s only a matter of time before they bring out another law where male guardians will need to be in the shower and toilet to ‘protect’ their females. I mean, women just can’t think on their own and need men everywhere. You think I’m kidding?? Mark my words.
“It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all… Nothing at all…”. / Ned Flanders on the slopes
And the little girls, they take them to a separate ski lodge room so the men can rape them like Ayatollalalala Khomeninini did that little toddler whose father handed her over to him while she cried all night long as he sexually abused her.
pisslam is evil. mooslums in Western nations are invaders and occupiers.
If there are any good Iranians left, what are you waiting for? There is nothing left to lose.
Her skis and the hand guards on her poles say it all…ATOMIC!
Welcome to the thirteenth century… A land of dreams.
Nightmares that is.
Sooner or later…
The ancient Iranian/persian religion of Zoroaster, influenced Judaism and Christianity: Zoroaster the prophet, was born in Persia about 500 BC. He was the first to divide the world into good and evil and bring in angels, Jews in Persia did not have angel Gabriel until then. It was a non-violent religion and many Iranians today practise this, tho’ they have to pretend to be mozlems. They have temples with an eternal flame burning. There is s a photograph of US troops in Afghanistan inside a 2500 year old Zoroastrian temple. When the mozlems attacked Persia in late 7th century, the Persians called on their allies the Chinese to help them resist and fight the barbarians off. The Chinese instead decided to cower behind their mountain ranges and not do anything. QED.
Iran basically has two economies. Th first is heavily regulated by the government and is staggering. The second is underground and is thriving.
Was sitting in the airport in Turkey a month ago waiting for my flight. There were next to me five hot looking Iranian girls just finishing up a shopping trip, loaded with packages and dresssed to the nines in very modern clothes.
If you got the juice, you can run loose.
I propose the morality cam. Attached to the skis looking up. Will catch any deviation from the dress code, and commingling with non related males while underway. Uploaded to satellite, and monitored by Imam wannabe’s. Violators will be buried up to the neck, then stoned. Sorry, no beer available at the event.
#1 Chicks turn us muslims on ferioushishly #2 Camels, goats and mules are pretty much chicks #3 Have you ever smelled a burka?
Morality Police… the mark of country past the point of no return from insano-Islam.
At least that’s one thing we won’t have to worry about with the Dems.
Unless of course they institute the Depravity Monitors… “sorry you’re not depraved enough… here, do some drugs and have sex with this dog”.
In the process of being something more than an American athiest douchebag, I realized we are gonna haffa smoke some of these fuckheads wit the 2nd Amendment. So i bought another 2,000 rounds. Welcome to America.
Were here in the 21st century and irans still living in the stoneage
juniper: Very interesting. Thank you. I’ve been meaning to read up on Zoroastrianism since someone here, maybe you, mentioned that the five times a day prayer came from Zorastrianism, … as we all know there is nothing original in pisslam, just stolen fragments of other religions, as moehammy was a conniving thief.
Go ahead and wear hot pants and a bikini top while skiing. Maybe one of the morality police will break his neck trying to catch you. One can always hope.
Rose1, here it is from an Iranian himself:
http://www.answeringmuslims.com/2011/11/amil-imani-islam-was-not-for-me.html
This is a brilliant group, some moslems who have become Christians, so they can argue muzzies to a standstill! they are so brave, preaching in mozlem areas in the US! God bless them!!
Great read, juniper. Thanks.
A couple of years ago, I had the pleasure of speaking to a contemporary Iranian painter through a brief email encounter. I had written him to inquire about an Iranian painting I was trying to date. He was very helpful and the tone of some of his comments, not to mention his artwork, was very much like Amil’s: a great lament and protest of the crude and brutal leviathan that is mohamudan Iran.
Prayers and strength to the Iranian people.