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Hollywood Moonbat of The Day: Scarlett Johansson Would Like To Inform You That You’re Being “Irresponsible” If You Don’t Support Obama…

She’s smarter than you.

Via Vanity Fair:

Johansson, who has been active in campaigning for various Democratic political leaders, including Barack Obama, tells Biskind that nearly one term later “we’re all guilty of being idealistic, I and everyone who voted for him.” But in response to being asked if she would work for him again, she says, “It would be irresponsible not to.”

HT: Other McCain

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106 comments
  1. JCM says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    I’m staring at your chest because their is nothing above that point.

  2. Robert Hersey says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    She was dating Sean Penn . I rest my case . If I’m not mistaken she held or is going to be holding big $$ fundraisers at her home or homes . She can suck a fart out of my you know what .

  3. Thor says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    I trust that the little socialist will be giving all her money to the government to redistribute.

    If she does not, it would be a responsible!

  4. botox124 says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Pity…

  5. Hughpop says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Dumb, blond and bimbo is no way to go through life…

  6. Katherine says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Well, I guess now we all know where the brain cells ended up. Her irresponsibility is in believing that she is capable of thought.

  7. Hickster says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Well then, I admit. I am incredibly irresponsible if not supporting Obama is put that way.

  8. Thor says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    @JCM

    they are not real

  9. Rob says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    why does she have two brains… and why are they so big…?

  10. Frank G says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    as a political opinion theorist, she….er…..uh….
    has a nice rack.
    Bless her heart

  11. Xavier says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    This is why ball gags exist.

  12. Maggie says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Honey, just run along and make another dumb assed flick nobody will watch. In 10-15 years you will begin to pack on the pounds, and your face will sag, no matter how many surgeries you have, and Hollywood won’t call you anymore … and the highlight of your year will be a frame on TMZ’s “What Do They Look Like Now” section.

  13. Tom in CA says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Seriously listening to her would entirely depend on her state of undress, wait, let me look again, yes, it’ s true.

  14. Arabianmoondog says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    I have never liked *SacrJo* at all. In my view she is highly overrated and is a snotty, stuck up bitch.

  15. Dapandico says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    In 10 years she will look like DWS.

  16. Rob says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Oh No… its that time again..

    the Hollywood crowd will release another “I Pledge to Obama” video soon

    like this one from 2009

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kAw4OTlA0

  17. Visitor Here says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    “Hey, here’s photos of me naked. Hey, he stole my photos of me naked and, wait, I just sent them to you, no, to him, hey, it’s him, he did it, hey, have you seen these photos of me naked?”

    Somehow taking political advice from that seems, oh, you know, so wrong. But, hey, she makes sense to Obama! And toads.

  18. UberNerd says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Attention all WeaselZippers Readers:

    Boobs.

    That is all.

  19. Clark Narkulis says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Oh, it would’ve killed you to add a little animation?

  20. Visitor Here says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Think of it this way: not even Sean Penn wanted to live with her. I rest my case.

  21. Junius says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    Obviously besides her silicone breast implants she had a silicone implant done in her brain cavity at the same time.

    Dumber than a box of rocks and just as talented. A braying female jackass.

  22. Dapandico says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    If she is serious she needs to start a show your titties for obama web site.

  23. bruxklly says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    I am irresponsible as hell then according to this ‘Cum-Dumpster”

  24. Nancy says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Brainless Hollywood lib with all the substance of a whipped dairy product.

    My puppy has more brains, and he ate the fireplace matches yesterday.

  25. D. Austin says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Her “rack” is a stuffed full of crap as her head.

    http://news.makemeheal.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/did-scarlett-johansson-remove-her-breast-implants/2468

  26. GeorgeMasonIV says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Scarlett was invited to join ASNEM recently…
    where membership is based on bra size instead of IQ.

  27. Dapandico says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    @Nancy says:
    Brainless Hollywood lib with all the substance of a whipped dairy product.

    My puppy has more brains, and he ate the fireplace matches yesterday.
    ———————————————————–
    Does he shit fire today?

    :)

  28. Paul Tards says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    skank. her vag smells badly.

  29. Kev says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Harlot Johansson was good in that movie where she played a lazy bimbo with Bill Murray.

  30. RatDog says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/

    Let’s face it, dearie, there’s not much substance there.
    Sit the f— down and shut the f— up.

    And the “not even Sean Penn” comment was spot on.

  31. libertyinall50 says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    We know, we know and Bon Jovie also stated that Al Gore was the smartest man he ever met. When you have shit for brains and you do drugs you then have just plain ashes and dust

  32. Julescat says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    she’s starting to make Ryan Reynolds look like the more talented one in that failed marriage.

  33. Mike says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    All boobs, no brain!

  34. Xavier says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    If she was smart and talented she wouldn’t have had to buy the tits.

  35. dba...vagabond trader says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    No mood to be lectured to by vapid movie stars who are famous for exactly what?

  36. OldVet says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    I do what I want, when I want as much as I want, not to your fucking pervert orders.

    DROP DEAD Hollywood, all of you cock suckers (and you are all queer aren’t you?)

  37. JCM says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    @Clark Narkulis

    Animated just for you.

  38. friday says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    WHITE TRASH (GARBAGE)
    wants to have obamas baby

  39. TheRegulator says:
    November 29, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    her tits are bigger then her brain-epitome of bimbo

  40. Angie S. says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Oh come now! How many of you heteromen wouldn’t temporarily agree with what comes out of her babbling pie hole just to get a piece of her pie?

  41. dba...vagabond trader says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    :lol:

  42. NorthernX says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    “It would be irresponsible” is bimbo-slang for “nuzzle my boobies.”

  43. Maggie says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    @Rob says:

    November 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Oh No… its that time again..

    the Hollywood crowd will release another “I Pledge to Obama” video soon
    ——————————————————————————

    I hope they have a human sacrifice in this one … or atleast kill a few chickens.

  44. Julescat says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    is she a one percenter?

    it must be time for somebody to occupy her squeak hole.

  45. Blueman says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Wow! she is hot! Dumb as a door nail though.

  46. Tom in CA says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    Angie.

    I just raised my hand.

  47. Proud Infidel says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    “Where you saying anything, honey? I was too busy gawking at your rack.”

    I guess I’m doubly irresponsible since I didn’t vote or campaign for Obozobama in 2008 either. These Hollywood libtards are complete imbeciles.

  48. Grass Mud Horsey says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Ugh- I knew filming a movie with the sawdust skulled Matt Damon would fill this moronic bimbo’s mouth with idiocy.

    She says stupid krep like this, it’s hard to appreciate her looks. Which is ALL she has going for her.

  49. zoom says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    in my day shes a 3 dollar whore working the news for money
    she would do better if she put posters on telephone poles.

  50. dba...vagabond trader says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Bet the object of her unrequited love isn’t interested in her nekkid pics. ;-)

  51. UberNerd says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    ::sigh::

    I hate it when someone so pretty turns out to be intellectually stunted.

    I envy and pity Ryan Reynolds at the same time.

  52. Visitor Here says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    I think Hollywood is something like “the 99% Gay.” And not in a good way.

  53. Visitor Here says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    “Bet the object of her unrequited love isn’t interested in her nekkid pics. ;-) ”

    Yeah, it’s a real shocker that Obama is actually blackberrying a female. Of course, that’s assuming SJ *is* a female. Plastic surgery works wonders today.

  54. hoodaticus says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Hot. I’d totally lie and tell her I’m a Democrat.

  55. NoDragonspeak says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    The gathering / collection of the nimrodians…Gen 11:6

    Mat 24:3-5…Now as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, “Tell us, when will these things be? And what will be the (prime singular) sign of Your coming, and of the end of the age?” And Jesus answered and said to them: “TAKE HEED THAT NO ONE DECEIVES YOU.” For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ (or of Christ / christian, or as Christ acting omniscient / all knowing), and will deceive many

    Partisan / gang / borg think as apposed to:

    Carefully hearing
    Carefully considering
    Carefully living

  56. Clark Narkulis says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    @JCM: thanks!

  57. Bee1 says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    Scarlet Ho-Hansson will remember this day as the day her career went down the sewer.
    Whore.

  58. dba...vagabond trader says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    @Visitor Here:

    Interesting point. Bet there are a few Hollyweird she-males who would not hold up under DNA scrutiny. :razz:

  59. capt diggs says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    For some reason, I just can’t think politics when looking at her. ;-)

  60. Moby McTrollpuppet says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    @JCM:
    I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  61. gastorgrab says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    I anticipate that commercial endorsements will fall out of favor within the next few years. No company will want their product associated with people who have really bad judgement.

    Hollywood is slowly destroying it’s own means of support by revealing that the myth it perpetuates is false. If people stop believing that Hollywood superstars are ‘Special’, the demand for them can only go down.
    .

  62. Little Miss Rainbow says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Nice earrings, Scarlett. How much did they cost?

  63. Rupaula says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    The jealousy on here is epic. Don’t hate because your wives/girlfriends don’t even compare to Johansson.

  64. Moby McTrollpuppet says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    When I saw a while back that Harlot was smoking Spiccoli, I knew all was lost with her and I moved on…

    Didn’t know the rack was man-made. Is that true?

  65. cj says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    id hit it

  66. Moby McTrollpuppet says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    @Rupaula:
    “Jealous”? No, I just wanted to fuck her.

  67. mojo says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    Prettier, yes. Bigger tits, fer sure.

    Smarter? Debatable.

  68. SpideyTerry says:
    November 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    No, what’s irresponsible is casting a vote for an inexperienced political novice and without knowledge of his minimal background. Maybe the inflation fumes are starting to get to her.

  69. bwb says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Nice tits….

    That’s it.

  70. DanlBoone says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    She’s an absolute genius. I can tell by looking at listening to her..

    yeah, that’s it

  71. What? says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Ryan Reynolds broke up with after realizing that their kids would be stupid. I’m sure he misses her, I mean them.

  72. CS_GUY says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Irresponsible? Coming from a person who makes millions for reading lines and showing her body thats really funny.

    Few Hollywood actor(s) have the courage to vote Republican….the rest can rot.

  73. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    A perfect example of a realy dumb hollywood blond with walnut sized brains Just look what happens when you spend too much time in tinsle town

  74. J in MS says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Tits or GTFO.

  75. mpfs says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Just goes to show you big jugs do not equal brains.

  76. sicoit says:
    November 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    WHO????????

  77. cabrerski says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    @Kev

    “Harlot Johansson was good in that movie where she played a lazy bimbo with Bill Murray.”

    Played? Played? You mean, that was acting?

  78. a former dem says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    so many hollywoods stars of the 40′s 50′s were part of the military, loved this country,

    Now, it looks like Hollywood is the epicenter of anti-Americanism in this country.

    I don’t remember the last time I spent a cent on any of these jacka$$es movies or other products.

  79. Infidel says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    “She’s smarter than you.”

    She has nicer tits. That’s where it ends.

  80. Infidel says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    The most beautiful ones are usually the dumbest. This chick just reaffirmed that belief.

  81. Derek says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    Meh… I’d still hit it.

  82. Mad Dog says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    All of her brains are in her tits.

  83. Wooooo!!!!! says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    All politics aside, is it just me or does it seem the Johanssons and Clooneys in no way, shape or form measure up to the likes of say Marilyn Monroe and Charleton Heston in terms of both looks and talent?

    I mean who wants to watch any movie with Johannson or Clooney more than once, if at all?

    I think they basically know that compared to what went before them, the Johannsons and Clooneys know they’re second rate in their profession. And being narcissists all actors and actresses are, they need that attention political activism brings to them – to make up the difference for what their looks or talent doesn’t bring them.

    I mean look at a picture of Marilyn Monroe and all you think is wow. With Johannson, eh, just nice boobs.

  84. So What says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    Silicone has its way of destroying the brain. Even the one in her big toe

  85. ratsofred says:
    November 29, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    What a sorry state were in . Nothing but a fantasy fuck with big tits and no brains . Got hosed so many times she finally got a script . Common theme in hollyweird . Starve the beast , boycott now .

  86. zone says:
    November 29, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Since she evidently does not sing, will just say “shutup”.

  87. andycanuck says:
    November 29, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    If only those were brains.
    ( . Y . )

  88. Ollie in Oregon says:
    November 29, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    Nice boobs, but as dumb as a Kenyan tree stump.

  89. Xavier says:
    November 29, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    @Wooooo!!!!!

    You have touched on a subject dear to my heart. Most of the great films and actors appeared between 1934 and 1959 – exactly 25 years. There have been a handful of top-notch movies outside of those dates but most people would point to the Motion Picture Code Of America, which was in place from 34-59, as the reason for those high quality movies. Films had to have a compelling storyline, not just graphic sex and violence. Actors were looked up to as role models and usually did their best to fill that role. Look at Marlene Dietrich and her devotion to “her boys” (American GIs). Look at Chaplin begging the U.S. to enter WWII. Look at the patriotism of General Jimmy Stewart. All that selflessness and public service ended when The Code was abolished in ’59. Now actors and actresses are publicity whores and drug users, and we’d be hard pressed to name even a single person in the motion picture industry with intellect and integrity.

    And just for Zip: It’s the Joooooooo’s fault!

  90. chuck in st paul says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Apparently those large boobs take a tremendous amount of bloodflow. It has left the poor girl’s brain lacking oxygen. Oh well.

  91. Natural Born says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Oh look, a big booby with big boobies.

  92. Xavier says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    That last bit was my Mel Gibson imitation, in case you were wondering.

  93. mackmack says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Vacant Eyes…..

  94. Mark A says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    She speaks of being “idealistic” for voting for Obama. Yeah nobody’s looking to you for your idealism. Unless “idealism” is another word for boobies.

  95. Separate Reality says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Brains vs. twins.

  96. GuitarMark says:
    November 29, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    … “With a capital C”…

    I couldn’t care less about her semi-conductors… (yeah, I know they’re not Si).

    … Y’know, I’ve been looking forward to “the Avengers” for quite some time; between her and Samuel L. Jackson, it’s becoming increasing hard to look forward to and support…

  97. Economan says:
    November 29, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    All beauty, no brains. Too bad ’cause if it wasn’t for that pound of rocks in her head, she’d be one hot babe!

  98. Helen says:
    November 30, 2011 at 12:16 am

    Scarlett, sweetie, the grown-ups are talking. Go back to taking pictures of your ass.

  99. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 12:39 am

    If anyone can ever remember the 70s cartoon show JOSIE and the PUSSIECATS with goofy blond drummer MELODY

  100. Madame DeFarge says:
    November 30, 2011 at 12:47 am

    This is what happens when silicone emigrates to the brain. What is it with Bimbos and perverts? She likes Woody the pedophile, too.

  101. Grimmer says:
    November 30, 2011 at 1:23 am

    When I want advise I will ask it of someone who does not make faces for a living.

  102. Cliff says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Shut your trap and show us your tits! :-D

  103. sjh says:
    November 30, 2011 at 8:47 am

    So hot and yet so stupid.

  104. Hickster says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKJuV_-TlU

    Just in case some of you didn’t know, ScarJo is Jewish. Does anyone wonder if Jewish amongst us are looked upon or dealt this type of attitudes towards them by “conservative” people, then that is why so many of them choose Democrat?

  105. Katherine says:
    December 1, 2011 at 12:05 am

    @Rupaula

    Not jealous. Not even slightly. I just wish some of these “celebrities” would learn that their political opinions aren’t worth the oxygen it takes to speak them.
    They should just say “no comment” when asked, and use their vote to voice their opinion.

    Otherwise, it appears as though they think they are famous for their astute political analysis, rather than reading lines and being self-obsessed.

  106. gastorgrab says:
    December 1, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Hollywood superstars live in a fantasy world. They have no realistic feedback. They see everything through ‘rose-colored’ glasses.

    Many of them have deep feelings of guilt over their own wealth that they resolve by insisting that “other rich people” are at fault for all that’s wrong in the world.
    .

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