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NY Mayor Bloomberg: “I Have My Own Army”…

And if he sees a restaurant using too much salt he will order them to attack.

(PolitickerNY) — In a speech at MIT last night to discuss the packed sweepstakes to build a tech campus in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg said he prefers City Hall to the White House. Almost immediately after Mayor Bloomberg dampened recent speculation he’s eyeing a White House bid, he added fuel to the fire by explaining why a mayor would be the best person for the job.

Mayor Bloomberg’s recent criticism of President Obama for allowing the debt reduction Supercommittee to fail led many political tea leaf watchers to believe he’s eyeing a potential White House bid. To the dismay of those who hope he’ll mount presidential campaign, Mayor Bloomberg began his speech last night by discussing why City Hall is just fine by him.

“I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world. I have my own State Department, much to Foggy Bottom’s annoyance. We have the United Nations in New York, and so we have an entree into the diplomatic world that Washington does not have,” Mayor Bloomberg said.

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24 comments
  1. GeorgeMasonIV says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    Arrogant ass.

  2. Xavier says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    “I don’t listen to Washington very much, which is something they’re not thrilled about”

    Mr. Trumka you can’t go in there without an appoin…

    Thump.
    —————————————————————
    And have you seen Bloomberg’s Curbside Haiku?

    http://www.stardogstudio.com/curbside_haiku.html

    Nanny Bloomberg says
    No more salt or fat to eat
    Now, fucking haiku

  3. Supercracker says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    Why does it not set off alarm bells when a mayor…any mayor… considers his police force “an Army”?

  4. Supercracker says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    I suppose that makes the citizenry “The Enemy”

  5. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    His own band of SS goons to confiscate all our guns just like HITLER,STALIN and MAO did

  6. sb says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Full attack on salt and transfat coming soon from every direction!

  7. Mickey Shea says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Yes, and he uses that army on a daily basis to declare war against small
    businesses and the average person…unless you’ve lived here for a while, you
    really couldn’t imagine the type of warfare I’m talking about…the constant nickel and diming and harassment to get every dollar they can out of you.

  8. Katherine says:
    November 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Bloomberg is off his bloomin’ rocker. The man’s brain is so screwed up that he puts on his shoes before his socks.

    This man is a waste of everything precious to life. But, I have to say that he is a tiny bit smarter than Mayor Quan of Oakland, who is only slightly more intelligent than a ping pong ball.

  9. Chris in N.Va. says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Send in Bloomberg’s Ass-Salt troops! (Seasoned food-fight veterans?)

    I think he’s confused “cogitating” with “vegetating” again.

  10. Mark A says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    He has the Salt Police too. “No Salt for you!”

  11. Katherine says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    What’s he doing at MIT? His very presence could lower the IQ of everyone within hearing distance. They used to know better than to let idle politicians wander through.

  12. Dapandico says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Compared to Trumka’s Army, Bloomy has a Brigade.

  13. NoDragonspeak says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Nimrodism…pay your jizyah…

  14. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    He,ll also send out his food police to all homes and confiscate the salt shakers he,ll force all fast food restruants to sell nothing by vegan pukepaste The big rotten apple has a nasty worm in its putrid core BLOOMBURG SUCKS

  15. arby says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Someone’s gone off their meds….

  16. Hening says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    The illegals he keeps on the street.

  17. Dapandico says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Is his Army stockpiling shit and urine?

  18. ThomNJ says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    “I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world. I have my own State Department, much to Foggy Bottom’s annoyance. We have the United Nations in New York, and so we have an entree into the diplomatic world that Washington does not have,” Mayor Bloomberg said.

    I detest the man, but on this I would have to say he is not far off at all. But he remains an arrogant a$$hole.

  19. Sentinel says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Isn’t his army union organized? Doubt they will take commands from the mayor’s office over the union president.

  20. Cowboy bebop says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    He’s a helmet head with water on the brain. He played special ed on crank yankers. He also is stricken with envey of others with larger “Packages”, thats why he needs a police army!

  21. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Remember when lowlife little weasels like him were punished? VERMIN

  22. ernestine says:
    November 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    there is a delusional bastard

  23. steve says:
    November 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    So why didn’t the emperor use his army to clear out Zucotti Park?

  24. Debbie says:
    November 30, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    A mini dictator,muslim appeaser,power munching pacman that ignores an overwhelming crime rate and growing public antisemitic demonstrations.

    The perfect example for OWS’s 1%.

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