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Prayers Answered! Obama Say He Will Bring Mooch To Dinner With Winners of $3 Raffle…

Dinner with the head Food Nazi? No thanks.

Drew —

If you win a seat at the next dinner with three other supporters and me, you’ll get to bring a guest.

I thought I’d bring one, too — so I invited Michelle.

She’s in.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.

Michelle and I don’t get to spend as much time as we’d like with the people who are building the 2012 campaign.

But we are incredibly grateful for all you’re doing, whether it’s volunteering and having one-on-one conversations in your communities or chipping in what you can to help build the organization.

We’re looking forward to the chance to thank you in person, so I hope you’ll take us up on it.

Make a donation today to be automatically entered for the chance to join us at the table:

Thanks,

Barack

Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, November 30, 2011, at 4:18 pm | Like Tweet

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35 comments
  1. Dapandico says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    I want a refund!!!!!!

  2. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    The do as i say not as ai do liberal demacrats WILL THEY EAT THEIR PEAS WITH THEIR KNIVES?

  3. sb says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    If barry is going to bring Mitchell, do I get to bring a body guard to tackle her when she goes for my dinner?

  4. jeff says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Do his fans really eat this shit up?

  5. How Many Murdered With Fast and Furious Guns? says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    And if the 3$ donation comes from a citizen in a foreign country (or some money laundering front group), does dinner include airfare?

  6. jeff says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    no pun intended.

  7. cabrerski says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    No thanks…

    I would prefer to eat what’s on my plate. I think Mookie would stab my hand with any utensil available if I had fries on my plate and did not share…or she might even eat my hand. Her hunger has no bounds, especially if it is cream & chocolate-covered and/or fried.

    “Let’s move…so I can eat what is left on the plate!”

  8. Whozat says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    The food bill just doubled ….

  9. T2M says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Geeze, is he kidding? That bitch tries putting her hand in my dinner plate as it is, and I’m in FL!

    There’d be nothing left if she were at the same table.

  10. juniper says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Is the wookie eating in that photo or throwing up??

  11. Clark Narkulis says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    No thanks. Shit Sliders don’t sound all that attractive.

  12. Julescat says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    better make it an “All You Can Eat” buffet.

  13. Bruce says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    “Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.”

    Proper english would be “Michelle and I”, but then again this man is so “brilliant” he thinks english is the same as British… GTFO 2012.

  14. deez says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Who do you think the WH will pre-select to win this “contest” (if they actually follow through with the offer at all)?

    a) Muslims
    b) Hispanics
    c) African-Americans
    d) Minority celebrity

  15. dba...vagabond trader says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    If there was true justice, one of the filthy occu-baggers wins. :twisted:

  16. Bee1 says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    I wonder if ‘Drew’ has put out a restraining order on odumbo and the mooch yet? They seem to be stalking him relentlessly.

  17. Boomerette says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    @ Bruce

    No, he’s actually got the pronouns right (‘to/for Michelle and me’ – the objective case is correct).

  18. Noelegy says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    @Bruce: Actually, “…with Michelle and me” is correct (English major here with an English teacher mom). The rule is that whenever you refer to a pair of persons which consists of a person and one’s self in this manner, the proper grammar is to construct the sentence as though “Michelle” isn’t in the sentence.

    Example: “Sit down for a meal with Michelle and me.” Ignore Michelle for a moment (I know, I know). If you were going to say, “Sit down for a meal with me,” you wouldn’t say “Sit down for a meal with I.” Does that make sense?

    /didact

  19. Noelegy says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    But don’t worry, there are plenty of other gaffe-tastic Obama bloopers!

    http://blondephotos.org/BlondeGator/?p=2332

  20. Helen says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    IT’S A TRICK!!!
    They say they’ll invite you “for dinner,” but as soon as you sit down Mocchie grabs your dinner roll, bites your head off and sucks out your innards like a pixie stick.

    T2M says:
    November 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm – CLASSIC!!!! :-)

    Bruce: Boomerette & Noelegy are correct, but even if they were not, it sure beats the hell out of “Me and Barack,” which is just like fingernails on a blackboard.

  21. Just Sayin' says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Wookie is coming to hoover any loose carbs off the table.

  22. ImNoDhimmi says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    The smell of desperation is in the air.

  23. Dapandico says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    @Spurwing Plover says:

    The do as i say not as ai do liberal demacrats WILL THEY EAT THEIR PEAS WITH THEIR KNIVES?
    ======================================================
    The First Wookie doesn’t eat peasant food, the White House Chef makes her arugula balls.

  24. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    And right now according to the latest polls JIMMY CARTER is more popular then BARACK OBAMA and will the leftists NAACP blame this on those confederates again?

  25. Spurwing Plover says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    I hate eating with trolls they have no manners and are total slobs

  26. Xavier says:
    November 30, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    When the wife is campaigning, the campaign’s in trouble.

    [My best Mr. Burns} Ex-cell-ent
    —————————————–
    @Dapandico

    The First Wookie doesn’t eat peasant food, the White House Chef makes her arugula balls.

    The Chef does WHAT to her balls?!

  27. Bettyann says:
    November 30, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    At least she won’t be able to talk much. Stuff some more in there, MOOPs. You know she sucks her teeth, picks them at the table, and licks her fingers. And yours.

  28. Jackie says:
    November 30, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Who would want to eat with big butt.

  29. myrtle says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Call me suspicious but what’s up with the marital coziness? With these 2 there’s always a hidden agenda.

  30. crudcutter says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    @Spurwing Plover

    I didn’t know arugula had balls.

  31. Bruce says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    I stand corrected but I am sure as hell not eating dinner with either of them…

  32. Debbie says:
    November 30, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Are barf bags included ?

  33. Nothing up my sleeve says:
    November 30, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Doesn’t it kind of defeat the purpose to bring your supporters anywhere near the event horizon of Moochelle if you ever want to see them again?

  34. Jarhead83 says:
    November 30, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Be sure and bring yer bag of Purina Sasquatch Chow…

  35. Cliff says:
    December 1, 2011 at 2:32 am

    What the fuck is Chewbaracka eatin’ in that picture? Her eyes are all rolled back crooked and everything! That doesn’t look like something she’d allow ME to eat! Fucking bitch! And she’s orgasming all over it, too! Sloppy bitch, too!

    Doesn’t Barry know that the one thing people like less than himself are Wookies? Damn fool doesn’t realize that he’s hurting himself by bringing her along. Now the whole damned menu has to change:

    3 plates with:

    -Asparagus, lightly brushed w/watery butter-flavored fluid
    -Side dish of soupy gruel garnished w/finely chopped arugula and a light sprinkling of sand as digestive aid
    -Dessert (four fun celery sticks standing vertical and bundled at points to appear like Eiffel Tower)

    1 plate with:

    -Half a pound of wet, greasy bacon
    -Bratwursts circling the plate perimeter
    -Half stick of butter sprinkled w/cinammon and sugar
    -Dessert (Large bowl of nacho cheese infused with Bac-O-Bits for nice crunch)

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