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Saudi Arabia’s Top Islamic Authority Warns There Will Be “No More Virgins” And People Will Turn Gay If Ban On Females Driving Is Lifted…

The Wahhabis are always good for a few laughs.

(Daily Mail) — Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis — both men and women — turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

Their report assessed the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia, the only country in the world where women are not allowed behind the wheel.

It was delivered to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the country’s legislative body.

The report warns that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’.

Within ten years of the ban being lifted, the report’s authors claim, there would be ‘no more virgins’ in the Islamic kingdom.

And it pointed out ‘moral decline’ could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

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28 comments
  1. dba...vagabond trader says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:00 am

    Aw come on, what they really fear is a decline in the camel population.

    http://observers.france24.com/content/20100218-saudi-arabia-miss-camel-contestants-accused-fame-seeking

  2. MN Jim says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:02 am

    Islam would be laughable if it were not for the murders, beheadings, suicide bombers, whippings, mutilations, child abuse, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia, etc.

  3. Jack O' Spades says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:03 am

    Their women must be super butt-fugly if they keep them all with black bags over their heads.

  4. Chris W. says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:06 am

    I’m pretty sure there are more gays in the US now than there were back when women didn’t drive.

    Coincidence?

  5. Xavier says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:09 am

    Is Al Gore moonlighting as a religious prognosticator in SA? Because this sounds just as bat-shit crazy as his AGW predictions.

  6. Anon says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:10 am

    To be fair, I’ve had to stop riding my motorcycle because of women in SUVs on cellphones. After my fourth trip into the ditch, I gave it up.

  7. Teacake says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:11 am

    there are plenty of gay saudies and they post videos on youtube

  8. Rufus says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:12 am

    I thought bicycles were responsible for women losing their virginity.

    If men turn gay, does that mean they will have sex with males goats instead of female ones?

  9. frank says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:13 am

    HA all muslims are gay. ALL of them!!

    That is what happens when the genders are totally segregated, and the prettiest thing a muslim man sees is a young boy…and yes pederasty is celebrated.

  10. Alabama Mike says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:18 am

    So women drivers make men gay?

    I’ve got to get me a muzzie science book!

  11. deez says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Science!

  12. Islamisbad says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:29 am

    With Islam insanity has no bounds. Nuke em all and be done with it.

  13. Teacake says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Frank, i forgot where I read this, but it was from some article written by a muslim but thing is none of that man on boy is considered homosexual because there is no romance involved. The only time 2 males together in islam is considered homosexual is when its 2 men of equal consent and “love” is involved. oh brother

  14. Teacake says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:36 am

    but the thing is,

    oops

  15. strawdog says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Nuke em all, let Liberace sort em out!!!

  16. chickadee says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:39 am

    They are such primitive, ignorant, barbaric people. The modern world should deal with them at arm’s length with nothing but disdain and ridicule.
    Oh, and o-hole should straighten up and quit bowing to these sub-human, islamic cretins.

    How terrible to be a woman, a child or an innocent animal at the mercy of this vile cult.

  17. NEVER FORGET!! says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:44 am

    SUB-HUMANS!!!!!!!

  18. SoCal says:
    December 2, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Wait… allowing people to get out and drive leads to pornography? I always thought that staying home home for extended periods of time led to pornography. Interesting hypothesis. I’ll wait for these findings to be published, but I’m not holding my breath.

  19. Spurwing Plover says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:12 am

    There should to a total ban on sharia law

  20. Economan says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:22 am

    My wife drives and I still find her attractive. Of course if she wore a black body bag all them time, maybe not so much.

  21. RKflorida says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:32 am

    What??? I didn’t know that getting my Drivers License would do that to me. Anybody out there showing symptoms? Although I did start to like track lighting right after I bought my first vehicle. Any of you ladies have the urge to buy “sensible shoes” after getting your license?

  22. bitterclinger says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Heh. Those muzz men are skeered that if their bag-covered wimmens get in a car they’ll drive away and never come back.

  23. Spurwing Plover says:
    December 2, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Primative subhumans they would make a caveman look more technicly advanced

  24. hoodaticus says:
    December 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    I thought Islam made people gay.

  25. EyesRolling says:
    December 2, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    With such a huge supply of Goats and Donkeys, why are they worried about running out of “virgins?”

  26. Gork says:
    December 2, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    As the comments on the Daily Mail article point out:

    That must be a very interesting driving test they take in Saudi Arabia for so many women to lose their virginity…

  27. firefirefire says:
    December 2, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    the one at the top in the center is smokin hot!!

  28. urstrange says:
    December 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    What are these women going to do…sit on the gear shifts?? Are the male observers of gear shift virginity dispensing going to hook up??

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