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Tingles: GOP “A Diabolic Clown Show”…

Speaking of clowns.

Via Mediaite:

Whether or not you find yourself in line, politically, with the opinions espoused by MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, can we all agree here that, when the man is on, he is ON? I almost wish I could bottle his passion up in a bottle and spritz it on some of his more boring colleagues, who shall remain nameless. . . or on some influential names on the other side of the fence who either aren’t outraged at The Trumping of the GOP, or who are and choose to remain quiet.

“How did the party of Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt and General Dwight Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan descend into a diabolic clown qhow? When did P.T. Barnum grab hold of the Tea Party and New York money and mix it into this witch’s brew of a TV Debate headed by Donald Trump?

How did this clown show of Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich find itself with the ‘Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ as its grand ringmaster? How did the King of the Birthers become the midwife of right-wing presidential politics? And what sin did someone commit to unleash this torrent from hell on a once-serious political party?

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34 comments
  1. Extirpates says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    The tingle on his leg was uncontrolled urination.

  2. gastorgrab says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    How did a clown journalist become a staple of a clown network.

    Oh, nevermind.

  3. myrtle says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    Oh good nite! It’s from Mediaite. What can you expect? Is that what they call a back-hand compliment where it sounds like they’re praising the Repubs as “a once serious party” when the whole purpose of the article is to insult?

  4. Disgusted says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    It’s the Nancy Pelosi Clown Show.

  5. gastorgrab says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    BTW, regardless of where Obama was born, for whatever reason, Obama no longer has a birth certificate. At the very least, the original document was destroyed somehow……or had something really, really embarrassing on it.

    What the White House released was computer generated. It was NOT a verifiable document.
    .

  6. Maggie says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    God, this guy is stupid. Just STFU, already.

    He’s the damn sloppy drunk uncle at the family Christmas get together that you avoided like the plague. Didn’t want to get cornered into by his alcohol-drenched breath in an inane conversation … or cornered by him for any other reason.

  7. Rattlesnake says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    This toupee wearing, white apologist will say anything for ratings…his producer must ream his fat bloated A#$ each night, as he moans for “Dear Leader” with a picture grasped in his hand….pathetic moron….

  8. Watcher says:
    December 5, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Alan Grayson, one of the biggest douchebags in politics, launches new election campaign, asks for $5

    http://eye-on-the-world.blogspot.com/2011/12/alan-grayson-one-of-biggest-douchebags.html

  9. Victor Laszlo says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:08 am

    Tingles forgot about Dems in 2008:

    Barack “Commie Organizer” Obama
    Hillary “They shot at me in Bosnia” Clinton
    John “Baby Maker” Edwards
    Chris “Countrywide” Dodd
    Joe “He’s a clean articulate Black Guy” Biden
    Dennis “UFO” Kucinich
    Mike “Crazy Rock Commercial” Gravel

    Did I leave anyone out? Not that is a freak show!

  10. Kev says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Clowns scare me. Once I heard a flap, flap, flap, flap outside my apartment door. I was like what the hell is that? I opened the door and it was the maintenance man in a clown suit, with big shoes flapping as he walked. He was smoking a cigarette, and just got done working. The apartment had him spinning a rent sign by the road. He was not happy about it. But just like Chris Matthews, he should have shut his mouth and not let people know he was a clown.

    PS – The smell of pot was identified as coming from the clown maintenance mans apartment a week or so later. The fired him and kicked him and his roommate out. I think he is still a clown though.

  11. NoDragonspeak says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:10 am

    And I AM NOT…!!!

  12. Victor Laszlo says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:12 am

    Yep, I knew I left someone out!

    Bill “Wen Ho Lee” Richardson

    Now the Freak Show is complete!

  13. Spurwing Plover says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:14 am

    The big differnce between tingles and a clown is that clows are funny tingles isnt Just call tingles the LEAKY FUSCET becuase he is ALWAYS RUNNING OFF AT THE MOUTH

  14. DanlBoone says:
    December 6, 2011 at 12:20 am

    is that a pink shirt?

  15. sonny119 says:
    December 6, 2011 at 1:01 am

    Since when has Obama’s propagandist media network, MSNBC, and their obamacratic propaganda mouthpiece anchor himself, Chris Mathews, has ever been knowledgeable on or about, let alone cared about, the Republicans, Conservatives, past or present, in the Republican GOP Party, let alone anything else he has ever said, or commented on.. Never.. Everything and anything he ever said or done, has been, currently is, and will always be, 100% politically motivated leftwing liberal BS tripe, which gives Mathews absolutely “0″ credibility whatsoever, in all he says, thinks, and does, period

    The only thing he does know about, is how to be a propagandist clown..

  16. Brock SOE Toro says:
    December 6, 2011 at 1:44 am

    Who cares what Tingles thinks? Michelle Bachman is our best hope. Don’t hate her for being unelectable. Just vote for a real conservative.

  17. Shadowblitz70 says:
    December 6, 2011 at 2:33 am

    Just like I said in an earlier post. I could care less that Im *cough- gag* agreeing with Tingles on something. I know Im right about this, Rush even basically said the same thing today.

    Anyone with the IQ of a 2 year old on horse tranquilizers can see this farce for what it is. Even Tingles qualifies.

    – The real conservatives get attacked and silenced, and most repubican voters seem to go along with it, as long as its not “their guy.” Meanwhile the majority of so called “conservatives” are backing RINO #1 or RINO #2.

    Enjoy the next 4 years of Obammy, unless something really changes. If that happens, I think Ill be looking into moving to Dubai, Canada, or some place like that. America as we know it will be flushed down the toilet.

  18. Shadowblitz70 says:
    December 6, 2011 at 2:35 am

    @Brock – Michelle Bachmann IS a conservative, no doubt, but she doesnt really want to be President, imo. I think she is bucking to be Romneys vp pick. She KNOWS damn well she wont win.

    And shes still nuttier than a fruitcake, conserv. or no.

  19. Katherine says:
    December 6, 2011 at 2:56 am

    Considering the fact that this rant comes from a toadying fool employed by a three ring circus, I’d say that it deserves all the serious attention that was given to a question from Democrat Hank Johnson regarding Guam.

  20. HeKnowShit says:
    December 6, 2011 at 3:23 am

    He’s wearing a clown tie and a pink shirt. Seriously?

  21. HeKnowShit says:
    December 6, 2011 at 3:26 am

    “Matthews is married to Kathleen Matthews, who anchored News 7 on WJLA-TV, the ABC affiliate in Washington, D.C., before accepting a position as an executive vice president with J.W. Marriott.”

    -According to Wikipedia..I think I can guess who wears the pants in that family.

  22. HeKnowShit says:
    December 6, 2011 at 3:31 am

    Input the question “Quien es mas macho, Barrack Obama o Chris Matthews?” and watch a super computer self-destruct.

  23. Sean says:
    December 6, 2011 at 4:31 am

    Speaking of diabolic….

  24. No Shame says:
    December 6, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Clinical coulrophobia. The best part of this twit ran down his daddy’s leg

  25. Pendog says:
    December 6, 2011 at 6:40 am

    We’d never know about this drivel if it weren’t for WZ scouring the bowels of this pretend ‘news’ network. I have never watched it (well, ok, Lock-up shouldn’t count should it?) and I doubt any regular zipperheads do either. It is good for only one thing…ripping on Chrithy, the insane clown prince and his insane clown posse of impossibly hyper-partisan nut-jobs.

  26. Rufus says:
    December 6, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Chrissy knows how bad Barry is going to lose.
    This kind of talk is just preparation for the landslide loss coming next year.

  27. whthfk. says:
    December 6, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Tingles is a funny clown just not funny ha,ha…

  28. OutspokenRed says:
    December 6, 2011 at 8:06 am

    What a pathetic, cry-baby hater.

  29. Grass Mud Horsey says:
    December 6, 2011 at 8:09 am

    First- misread the headline and saw: Matthews: Diabolic Clown Show.

    Thought it was funny, then saw the “GOP” in the headline.

    So I have to admit it’s a pretty good insult. Flung by a pathetic trembling sot, but pretty sharp nonetheless.

    That said, Victor Laszlo above nails it.

    Go back a few more years, and you can add in the Captain of the S.S. Jolly Tax Dodger, ole John “reporting for doody” Kurrrrrry.

    And the blind deaf and dumb boy, Dick “albino salamander” Gephardt.

  30. John says:
    December 6, 2011 at 8:12 am

    We have been living in a DNC clueless clown show for 3 years, where have you been, Oh I forgot your one on the clueless clowns.

    Just keep dreaming Christy that your hero Obama will allow you to lick his shoes clean, but it won’t happen the wookie doesn’t trust you that close to him.

  31. lawn lizard says:
    December 6, 2011 at 9:14 am

    it’s true Crybaby Mathews face is starting to look like its pasted on the bottom of Obams shoe ha ha.

  32. Spurwing Plover says:
    December 6, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Ask him to remove his foot from his mouth he is babbling again

  33. Meshuggahboy says:
    December 6, 2011 at 11:11 am

    I wonder if Chrissy thinks OWS was a clown show too.

  34. fiddleman says:
    December 6, 2011 at 11:39 am

    And praytell what this maligned warthog think about O and Pelosi supporting the Occupy movement, implicitly stating that “this is the reason i got into politics”…..for what? druggies, rapists, murderers, and a cabal of socio-maladjusted losers? This bleachblond assclown is a perfect example of why someone like him should be put on an island far far away…..

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