Obama “Flustered” After Mooch Finds Out He Snuck In BBQ While In Kansas: “You Had BBQ? You Didn’t Tell Me You Had BBQ”…
You know she beat his ass when they were alone.
At WH Holiday Reception last night, a reporter asked Pres Obama how he liked the BBQ from “We B Smokin’ in Osawatomie, Kansas on Tuesday.
“You had BBQ?” a surprised Mrs Obama chimed in. Pres Obama seemed momentarily flustered.
“You didn’t tell me you had BBQ,” said the First Lady.
Pres Obama explained to his wife that reporters were miffed that they didn’t get any BBQ.
Mrs. Obama would have known about the BBQ drop-by if she read the WH press pool reports — or followed certain Twitter sites.
Posted by ZIP on Thursday, December 8, 2011, at 11:46 am | 
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Thats where the old rolling pin is used
You didn’t bring me none? Hmmmph!
Awww so cute, they’re having a lovers quarrel
/blaaarf
I’m pretty sure the only Twitter site Mooch would follow is her own
And he entertained five – FIVE – V – 5 – ACORN associates?
Like she really gives a shit. As long as Community Organizer In Chief keeps her in the style to which she has become accustomed (with our money), I’m sure he could eat lard straight from the can.
Uh-oh, sounds like a gorilla dust-up gonna go down.
Said it before, gonna say it again….Messin’ with Sasquatch.
I prefer Wookie over Mooch.
No Wookie penis tonight, bitch.
@big-pete
Remember in her strange zero sum mind ANY food that someone else has means less food available for her Wookieness.
Geeze, can’t even imagine expecting my husband to keep me up to date on EVERY meal he eats when he’s away on bidness, OMG he’d think I’d lost my mind! lol
More proof of who wears the pants.
Like everything else they do – their ‘fight’ is probably scripted. Just so the fawning media can say “awww they`re just like us – even the president and his wife fight”
Oh no, the reporters didn’t get any? barry didn’t bring the Wookie any home? I would be upset to.
In my family it is a given when any one of us travels to NC we bring BBQ back for the family. It’s a pain in the butt especially if you forget the cooler, but it makes everyone happy.
Gotsta keep her well fed to keep her happy. He be in trouble for not bringin home a slab o’ ribs.
“Dagwood Gets Busted Again.”
Thanks for the skit, Mark Knoller! We bought it hook, line and sinker.
A Chimp-Out is brewing…
They’re trying to paint all this vanilla.. the obscene power grab re: Food Safety
and the fact, that Michelle’s personality is more forceful -masculine- than O’s..
they perceive us as so ignorant as to not recognize the thinly veiled theatrics
Muskrat love.
Hell I forgot mooch’s fav low fat dish recipe
INGREDIENTS:
4 Muskrats (all fat and glands removed)
1/2 pound bacon
1/2 Celery bunch, chopped
4 onions, chopped
1/2 pound oleo
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
salt
black pepper
21 ounces tomato soup
PREPARATION:
Saute bacon, celery, onions, oleo and cayenne pepper together for 10 minutes.
Put rats in bottom of a pan you can cover tightly (my mother makes a double batch and uses the roaster she cooks turkey in). Pour sauteed mixture over the rats, and then cover with tomato soup (Don’t add water to the soup).
Bake, covered, for 2 1/2 hours at 350 degrees F or until done.
NUTRITION:
488 calories, 41 grams fat, 11 grams carbohydrates, 19 grams protein per serving.
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Calculated: per serving
Calories (kcal) 488
% Calories From Fat 75.1%
% Calories From Carbs 9.3% Healthy choice: this recipe contains less than 30% of its calories from carbs (low carb)
% Calories From Protein 15.6%
Total Fat (g) 41 Vitamin B6 (mg) 0.2
Saturated Fat (g) 9 Vitamin B12 (mcg) 0.5
Monounsat Fat (g) 18 Thiamin B1 (mg) 0.3
Polyunsaturated Fat (g) 9 Riboflavin B2 (mg) 0.3
Cholesterol (mg) 24 Folacin (mcg) 25
Sodium (mg) 995 Niacin (mg) 5
Potassium (mg) 522 Caffeine (mg) 0
Total Carb (g) 11 Alcohol (kcal) 0
Dietary Fiber (g) 2 % Refuse 0
Protein (g) 19
Calcium (mg) 49 Food Exchanges
Iron (mg) 1 Grain (Starch) 0
Zinc (mg) 1 Lean Meat 2 1/2
Vitamin C (mg) 38 Vegetable 1
Vitamin A (i.u.) 1,309 Fruit 0
Vitamin A (r.e.) 256 NonFat Milk 0
Fat 6 1/2
Other Carbs 0
WW Points: 10
This recipe is:
Low in carbs (less than 30% of the calories are from carbohydrates).
Mooch always gets the big piece o’ chicken.
The wookie had a CAT 5 chimp out because Bam didn’t bring her any left over rib bones to gnaw on.
I saw video of this coversation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJcB7B8sqx8&feature=related
Obama can’t do anything without someone’s hand being in his ass. He is the ultimate puppet.
Of course, Michelle herself lives on a diet of soy milk and tofu.
//As if.
“You had BBQ?”, queried the Food Nazi MicHELLe. “YOU FORGOT TO PUT IN A TO GO ORDER FOR ME??, yelled big mouth and ass Mooch O.
*Backhand*
Bitch! I bee the prez-0-deeent!!!
This is all PR-what a bunch of phonies
You had BBQ??? That’s a paddlin’!
Ha, ha, ha, ho, haw! See what normal all-American folks they’all be? Why shucks, Barry Obottomus shied out and copped him some ribs without narely a fare-thee-well for the ‘ol ball-n-chain. Well lookie now he’s in trouble deep ’cause here comes Wookie and she ’bout to go upside his haid. My, my, my just regular folks like Lucy and Ricky and God how ‘merica loved them.
Gotta move here!
Mo barbeque!
Anyone who’s seen her waddle up the stairs from behind KNOWS why he never mentioned it to her.
I expect Air Force One to lift off with Michelle in a bib calling ahead to Asawatomie .. taxpayers can pick up the tab.
How embarrising. Our president is such a pussy.
*sound of can opener opening restaurant-size can of whoop-ass*
She is just jealous……I sucked a cock that was bigger than hers
The first Wookie gets fuglier with each new photo…
Michelle Obama ATTILLA THE HEN
Another failed attempt to bring a bone home (Reggie excluded).
There’s no denying the Wookiee her BBQ! The fur is going to fly!!!
Must be pork envy…
“..you didn’t tell me you had BBQ!!”
If he would have turned around and snapped “That’s because it’s none of your business fat ass!”, even I might vote for him.
She didn’t beat his ass when he got home, she just took her big fat wookie hoover lips,opened obamas mouth up real wide and sucked the BBQ right back out of him.
Why do you think the fuckstain is so skinny???
Can’t blame the guy really. I would sneak off and eat too. Better than chowing down and glancing over and seeing her ugly ass and then blowing chunks.
any question who’s the “male” in this sick relationship? mooch is always on top.
…but in the town it was well known when they got home at night their fat, psychopathic wives would thrash them to within inches of their lives!
She’s miffed cuz he went off the “official” menu…and cuz he didn’t get her any.
BTW, the tony school that Sasha and Malia go to served teriyaki yesterday, December 7th. There went the sensitivity thing. Must have been to honor the Japanese who died in the war…they started, but we won’t bring that little fact up.
Wookie couldn’t be reached for comment, but her personal assistant offered an unofficial response to the story> See video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrzMAM20wXw
I bet he had french fries too.