Hell Has A New Occupant: North Korea’s Kim Jong Ill Dead…
Next up, Fidel Castro.
PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s mercurial and enigmatic longtime leader, has died of heart failure. He was 69.
In a “special broadcast” Monday from the North Korean capital, state media said Kim died of a heart ailment on a train due to a “great mental and physical strain” on Dec. 17 during a “high intensity field inspection.” It said an autopsy was done on Dec. 18 and “fully confirmed” the diagnosis.
Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008, but he had appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media. The communist country’s “Dear Leader” — reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine — was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.
“It is the biggest loss for the party . . . and it is our people and nation’s biggest sadness,” an anchorwoman clad in black Korean traditional dress said in a voice choked with tears. She said the nation must “change our sadness to strength and overcome our difficulties.”
HT: golem
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She said the nation must “change our sadness to strength and overcome our difficulties.”
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Sounds like Kim’s successor will soon begin hostilities …
I wonder what kind of hell will be released onto North Korea with Kim Jong 111 dead???
NYT: Obama to cancel Hawaiian vacation to attend funeral
Good fuckin’ riddance.
South Korean President Lee orders all gov’t officials on emergency status after Kim’s death
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2011/12/19/0200000000AEN20111219005900315.HTML
It must have been Hans Blix breaking his …
Has Obama taken credit for this yet?
Kim Jong Ill is dead?
Does that mean his son, Mentally Ill, is going to take over?
Neo I berieve the correct pronunciation here is Hans Brix.
OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!!!!
I’d like the add the following to my Christmas Wish List:
Fidel and Raul Castro
Hugo Chavez
Bill Ayers
Andy Stern
George Soros
Warren Buffett
Eric Holder
Valerie Jarrett
and guess who?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0
Before he passed, Kim Il Jong was heard singing:
“I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up get prans / but, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can the worrd maybe they’rr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me…”
More good news, the gold lame pants suit industry has finally shut down.
I heard he had been ill all his life. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Should have listened to your doctor and laid off the Siamese.
Kim Jong Il was a supreme narcissist who had everything handed to him in life and would do anything to stay in power including lying, cheating, causing the ruination of his country by destroying the private sector, installing government run companies, destroying the energy and medical sectors, made it so difficult to farm that famine became the norm………..wait a second I’m confused who am I talking about Obuttma? or Kim Jung Il? Oh right where was I………Kim Jong Il may he roast in hell.
Say Hi to Osama for us, will ya?
$10 says the Chicago Jesus call with condolences.
Will Biden or the wookie attend the planting?
It was said that his death was “Fast and Furious”
@crudcutter
Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if he hopped on AF1 from Hawaii, and went in person.
Poor little Bo better go and hide. Mooch may be thinking of cooking up a tasty casserole to bring along to the Jong family wake.
Drop by and see Ted Kennedy and Jack Murtha, you little asshole.
If the Obamas are thinking of attending the Jong family wake and bringing along a tasty dish, might be a good idea for Bo to find a place to hide for the next several days.
Oh crap, double post.
It’s an early Christmas present!
THANK YOU SANTA!!!
-alopeks
With a decent US President we could have gone for the throat right about now. With Chicago Jesus, you just know he will mess up the opportunity.
“I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne
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@cabreski…
that sounds like Bwaney Fwank singing…
Never ask your Korean neighbor to wok the dog.
He was the devil we knew. What’s next?
The world is running low on Dear Leaders, I’m so glad we still have ours.
Kim John-Un Speaks Out ~
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-privately-doubting-hes-crazy-enough-to,18374/
Maybe the apple fell just a little further from the tree…ya just never know.
GANGAS KHAN,ATILLA THE HUN,ADOLPH HITLER,JOE STALIN,VLADIMIR LENNIN,OSAMA BIN LADDEN,MAO SI TUMG,KIM JONG III when soon with FIDEL CASTRO join their ranks?
Fuckin ‘ell …….. missed the Dicktaster dead pool on that Little Satan by four days!!! Better luck with Ocockbreath, I hope!!!
And so begins his Eternal Scream…
Okay, got you linked. Kim’s son, Kim Jong Eun, can be seen at the video clip at the post: ‘North Korea’s Kim Jong Il Has Died’.
osama obama writing farewell speech for his good buddy ill after praying to his fairy moon god allah while partying in the Hawaii paradise.
Sean Penn, Danny Glover and Arrrec Barlwin are inconsolable
Jing Jong the witch is dead…
Isa 5:21.. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and prudent and shrewd in their own sight..who justify and aquit the guilty for a bribe (or a contribution to the world initative memorial library fund) , but take away the rights (to life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness) of the innocent and righteous from them.
Isa 55:6…Seek, inquire for, and require YHVH while He may be found, claiming Him by necessity and by right, call upon Him while He is near. Let the wicked forsake his way and the unrighteous man his thoughts; and let him return to YHVH and YHVH will have love, pity, and mercy for him and to our God for YHVH will multiply to him YHVH’s abundant pardon. “For My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways”, says YHVH
Get ready you little Mutant Gargoyle. Life is short but Eternity is forever!
Your sad pathetic little ass is going to feel the misery from all of those who you oppressed. That’s going to Suck!
My daughter and son-in-law are studying in South Korea right now. She reports that the mood is very subdued. I’d call it quietly fearful.
¿So he really is just another “homo sapien” and not a god? Wow, we think we live in a modern world? Did ya’all catch the news from Egypt today?
Hey, some little Oriental guy with a shoe-brush haircut just came through the Gates, with a Cuban cigar in one hand and a glass of Rémy Martin in the other.
And he’s headed straight for Teddy Kennedy’s table.
Must be his chauffeur.
@F.D.R.
I was wondering when you were going to notice. Make sure he stops off to see Jack Murtha and LBJ.
Frankly, I doubt Kim had a soul.
“Whowa da fwags and dim da wights….Mr Cawta, so gwad you could attenn.”
The feel good story of the day.
“Why so negative, he never hurt nobody!”
-Ron Paul
YAY! looks like Santa got my letter….
Obama to call and give condolences and congratulations to his son within the coming days (its just a guess..wish it wasn’t most likely true)
Elvis has left the building!
@ ThreeHundred
That Ron Paul line still has me laughing.
Good riddance. Is the son taking over? what a bunch of losers, they live like kings while the people suffer.
Blair Menswear just lost a steady leisure suit customer.
And just in time for Christmas, too.
Has Barry surrendered yet?
Jimmy Carter said to be inconsolable….
‘ans Brix unavailable for comment…..
And, as could have been predicted,
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/19/south-korean-news-agency-reports-north-korea-conducts-missile-test-hours-after/
They shot off a short range missile in honor of their Dear Leader’s death.
I have no doubts that Barry will mishandle this, as he does every other foreign policy decision.
Since he’s in Hawaii (visiting his “relatives”) may he can jet over to N Korea and extend his unclenched hand to the new insane dictator.
@Catblaster
Jimmy Carter said to be inconsolable….
heh! heh!, ahem!
Hey guys, SHOW SOME RESPECT!!! The Dear Leader was Hillary’s buddy too!!!
Well, what’s next? Our “dear leader, hussein sabarka, ” will go to nK, attend the funeral and bow down to Kim Jong IL’s son, and high ranking nK general officers.
While there, they’ll give hussein a VIP tour of some of nK’s famous re-education camps.
Bartholomew Roberts
@ Bart Roberts…
What’s next?
Don’t forget Barry will also be bringing the US Taxpayer’s checkbook.
I wonder how much THIS is going to cost us?
Dictators roasting on an open fire
hell hounds gnawing on their toes
welcome home being sung by satan’s choir
and kennedys dressed as used hoes
Everybody waits for that well done glow
eating Kim tartare just ain’t right
Lenin and Mao are the last to show
a feast will be had by all tonight
They know Beelzebub’s on his way
he’s bringing wine and Hitler with him this fine day
and all his demons just can’t wait to play
they will sing and dance and shout a loud hooray
one empty seat is kept simmering and ablaze
Obama’s arrival is slightly overdue
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas Zipperoo’s
Can i get the idiot of the year award?
Like father, like son.
His son is probably as wacko as his father.
And his son will probably want to celebrate his ascent to the throne by shooting off nuclear weapons.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all N. Koreans a good night. (At least one or two before the idiot son comes to power.)
@Debbie
+1,000,000
Merry Christmas
Over under on Castro ?
Coming soon to an adult book store near you…..Hot Hot Hot Hell Bound Three Ways…see Kim “Long Dong” Jong, scrape the sulfur out of Hugo “wee willy” Chavez while Fidel “where did this wart come from” Castro uses his winking eye masterfully!
Special guest appearance by Osama “I thought there were supposed to be virgins” Bin Laden for a 4 way treat…
hans Blix and Arec Barwin and Maattt Daaamon send their condolences.
Next up: Hugo Chavez
So another human has died, big whoop. There’s a day coming for us all and we all should beware condemning another to hell lest we find ourselves in the same predicament. A correct and understanding interpretation of the scripture reveals that that’s what we all deserve and but for God’s grace and mercy, through His vessel of flesh: Jesus, that’s where we would all find ourselves.
Wake his mother and rng the bell! It’s Christmas time in hell!
I’m pretty sure Fidel is already there and has been for quite some time. Remember that Hugo used to go visit often, then Fidel got sick and all of that ended. The guy who appears in the photos now is nothing but one of the many Fidel doubles.
The New York Times will write a long article on page one honoring his lifetime of service to communism and oppression.
Possibly the greatest website dedicated to documenting Kim’s grueling “high intensity field inspections:”
http://tinyurl.com/22wo35y
If someone like Douglas MacArthur was in charge he would be thinking “Now is the perfect time to strike”
While watching the news this morning I wondered how many of the N. Koreans they showed in tears were actually crying because the son waiting to take over is very young and in excellent health.
@Debbie,
HA!!! Awesome!
@a human,
Of course, we don’t know for sure the status of his soul, but we can make an educated guess based on his life fruits. And our collective disgust of this man comes from feelings of mercy for his victims and an innate sense of justice WHICH GOD GAVE EACH OF US.
Obviously Kim Jung I11 was assassinated by a super secret hit man with lethal poison. It would of had to involve somebody close to him. Happens all the time !
What a waste……I mean,all the Cheetos and Jack Daniels he consumed.
Yea….real funny Debbie….
….Im signing you arrest warrant right now…..
No doubt Pantsuit will be left Kim Jong Deads pantsuits in his will
Are we starting a dead pool on Junior?
I give the kid 2 weeks, tops.
You mean Hillary,don’t you Bee1?
He looks 95 not 69. Even with that dyed puff on top his head.
Must be the stress from starving, brutalizing and murdering so many of his own people. Imagine the nightmares he had abt. mothers cooking and eating their own children.
That is an official state recipe. Add grass clippings and tree bark . . . mmmm.
How gruesome.
Worse than anything Orwell could conceive of.
God help the people of N. K.
Will Jimmy Carter ask us all to fly our flags at half-staff over this?
In Adam all die….the Almighty stopped another sinner dead in his tracks today one year before his three score and ten were up. And, God didn’t need 50 million screaming, foaming at the mouth muzzies to do it either. My God, will stop you cold any day He wants and not one sec before or after.
There is not a just man upon the earth that doeth good and sinneth not. All flesh is as grass….all we like sheep have gone astray leading everyone to his own way. For the wages of sin is death, but the GIFT of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Have you rejected HIM again?
He will roast in Hell beside his father.
I pray the people of North Korea are able to throw off their forced hermitage in the wake of KJI’s death, but I don’t think they will. They’re a broken people.