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Mooch Arrives In Hawaii, Promptly Disappears…

It’s almost like her handlers know this is a PR disaster.

Via Keith Koffler:

From a brief report in the Honolulu Star Advertiser:

First lady Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha seem to have been enjoying a respite from the television cameras since arriving at their Kailua vacation home on Saturday, according to area residents.

Scott Miscovich, who lives down the street from the now-famous five-bedroom rental home on Kailuana Place, said media and security presence in the area has so far been “very subtle.”

The “respite from the cameras” is more likely a firm White House strategy to have the first lady keep her head low. Mrs. Obama’s visit has caused a stir because it cost probably well in excess of $100,000 to send her there ahead of her husband, who decided to remain in town until he and Congress agree to extend the Social Security payroll tax cut.

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52 comments
  1. Dennis says:
    December 19, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    These jackarses don’t care what we think. They’re above us!

  2. Visitor Here says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    I was going to write something about a three-day back waxing, but then I realized I am quite fed-up with the Moose and Mr. Moose.

  3. AntiMooch says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    She’s getting Secret Serviced…. ugh, the thought of that just made me sick.

  4. Dana says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    It’s good to be the Queen.

  5. Dapandico says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    How the hell do you hide a Wookie?

  6. handymanherb says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    We wish she disappeared, look at all the money it would save us

  7. Lourdes says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Dear God, can you make her permanently disappear?

  8. bitterclinger says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Who’d ever think a Yeti would want to go someplace as warm as Hawaii?

  9. ohio says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    The Obama’s 17-Day Vacation to Hawaii Costs Taxpayers $4,135,038
    0bama is clearly, the Louis XVI of our time. Surrounded by sycophants who praise his name, served by spinners who instantly defuse those few barbs that penetrate a wall far more substantial than any that faces illegal entrants, conducted daily to read from teleprompters to crowds of adoring supporters who cheer at his every pause, he really, really believes he is a beloved figure whose only opponents are racists, troglodytes and paid figures. This, folks, is the simple truth. This fellow isn’t bright enough to distinguish flattery from commentary. And he never will be.

  10. Louisiana Steve says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    How about they keep her in Hawaii. I’m sure they can certify a ‘Hawaiian’ birth certificate for her and give her instant residency.

  11. Roscoe Boscoe says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    The “Let Them Eat Cake” Administration at its finest

  12. Rufus says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    She’s meeting with the Dept of Health officials to figure a way out of all the lies they’ve told about Barry being born there.

  13. Visitor Here says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    It sure does look like Michelle thinks that plane is hers.

  14. pisslamsucks says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Oh hell. I thought by the headline it had actually, you know, disappeared.

  15. Nothing up my sleeve says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Did she bring with her the 37 Whitehouse Christmas trees and the 400 lb. gingerbread house?

  16. hillbilly says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    she couldn’t give a shit what the “little people” (taxpayers) like me think. after all…”they” won. we are not people to them, just faceless bots who send them money out of love (and the point of a gun if you are one of the 51% who actually PAYS taxes). i’m not standing anywhere near these two on judgement day.

  17. Regolith says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    I like the modified military flight jacket she’s sporting.

  18. Arabianmoondog says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    The Obamas will be back in “Asia” – the land of his birth – yet again.

  19. Rufus says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    I wonder which of her “relatives” she is going to visit with.
    As I remember, Jay Carney said she was going early so she could visit with them. Considering that Barry has no living relatives in Hawaii… I would like to know who she is meeting with.

  20. sicoit says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    What’s with the sweater, scarf and jacket in Hawaii?
    Don’t you just love the Al Sharpton hairdo? Oh and that beautiful smile….. *sigh* /

  21. chickadee says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    She’s probably stalking around the rental home, mad that she can’t go out. Grunting, scratching her ass, and salivating for a fancy restaurant meal (Like a 150 dollar BarBQ ) with a photo op. She wants us to see the sauce dripping down her jowl. Yep, and we’re paying for all that grease she sucks down her gob.

    That’s the only thing that gets her up in the morning.
    Burning through our money.
    Just imagine what that 100,000 could have done to help the homeless and needy. They’re not even an after thought to this crass greedy mean beast.

  22. Pendog says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    The thought that my tax dollars are funding this umpteenth vacation for this abomination of a President and First Lady is making me really ponder where I can move to when they swindle a second term from us. I hear North Korea may be welcoming investors.

  23. Junius says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    From the look on her face you’d think someone stuck a broom stick up that giant ass of her’s.

    She looks like the creature from the black lagoon.

  24. proof says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    As I have noted in another place, I do not blame Michelle for taking a different flight than Barry. It is extremely difficult to get both their egos onto just one 747.

  25. ernestine says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    she’s out for another demonicrat bullshit injection

  26. Sean says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    What a bitch.

  27. Myrna Gunkel says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    I hope she slips on a mango.

  28. Little Miss Rainbow says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Maybe if the evil Rethuglicans hadn’t blocked Hussein’s second stimulus and cut taxes for the rich, we could have moved Hawaii closer to the mainland and Mooch wouldn’t be forced by the GOP to travel so far.

  29. Rick says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    They could have used their massive compassion and our money to buy a million meals for the homeless rather than a vacation for themselves.

  30. nerkbuckeye says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Who is she waving to? All the little people out to get a glimpse or her majesty? These assholes in the White House make me sick to my stomach.

    While the Keystone P/L is being politicized rather than producing jobs and energy and security for the US, the only thing Obama and Mooch are producing are several bowel movements per day.

  31. della street says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    You folks just don’t get it. She has an appt with her favorite plastic surgeon in Hawaii, then she needs ‘down’ time to recover..
    She’s starting to look like Gumby.

  32. Rob says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Unbelievable. I’m so disscusted with these two that I have run out of foul words. God I miss the class of Laura Bush. This will be a long year to wait out these two ejections from the American Peoples site.

  33. Teacake says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    She and the entourage aren’t even staying at their Hawaiian home this time… but the island’s most expensive hotel. What a shocker…. not

  34. Sentinel says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    When I saw the headline, I was thinking ‘maybe the islanders cast her into the volcano as a sacrifice to keep it from erupting’. Guess not.

  35. rboa says:
    December 19, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    What happened to the story about the “marine” asking the first wookie on a date?

  36. NoDragonspeak says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    This is “shared sacrifice” to nimrod elitists … truly stealing from the poor and distributing to the rich multi-millionaire lawyers bureauocrats…

    1 Tim 4:1…But the Holy Spirit distinctly & expressly declares that in the latter times some will turn away from the faith, giving attention to deluding & seducing spirits & doctrines that demons teach…Through the hypocrisy & pretensions of liars whose consciences are seared (non-functional)…

  37. charlotte says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Whats with the kacky Che Guevara jacket?

  38. Don cee's it says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Dapandico says:
    December 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    How the hell do you hide a Wookie?

    Big Thumbs up to you for that comment..

  39. Dapandico says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    Unconfirmed reports a hairy walrus swimming off of the coast of Hawaii.

  40. just-saying says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Della Street is right. Plastic surgery recovery takes awhile — that’s why Moochelle is not in the public eye.
    .

  41. Re Re says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    I’m tellling you, google a pix of MOOSEchell in her “university” days. It says RADICAL all over it.

    She really thinks she’s hot shit. Actually, she’s nothing but a cold fart.

  42. justcallmeapatriot says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    With any luck a coconut will fall on her head while she’s sunning her arse and instead of a concussion, she’ll get a conscience.

  43. Dapandico says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    She is waiting for the burned back hair to grow back after getting a hot wax instead of a shave.

  44. Hoofhearted says:
    December 19, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Disappeared ??!! Oh hell,I was hoping she’d gone swimming amongst the Great Whites(sharks that is)

  45. afterseven says:
    December 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Has anyone checked the Target Store? I heard she shops there.

  46. GRIZZ says:
    December 19, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    My wish list,

    lightning strike….4 of dem
    Great White shark attack
    Poison banana dildo…..for barry
    Volcano eruption over only one house…..think big
    Grass skirt catches fire……4 of those too
    Kim Im Ill shows up with a big knife……he’s dead butt who cares
    Ok,….my creative juices have stopped flowing…….yea….Im outta beer….be right back….
    continue the list…..

  47. TexaSwede says:
    December 19, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Well, Asia is a big place (larger than all the 57 states put together). Maybe the Wookie will join the cast of “Lost”. We can only hope.

  48. Disgusted says:
    December 19, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    I hate this smug bitch.

  49. Random Hot Chick says:
    December 20, 2011 at 12:06 am

    You would think that the Obamas would change their behavior – like ditching all the vacations, fewer rounds of golf, etc – with the election being less than a year away.

    If Obama gets another term, he will do some “gangsta shit” like Chris Rock has suggested….if we think it’s bad now…just wait.

  50. Berlet98 says:
    December 20, 2011 at 1:48 am

    A Cynic’s Guide to Holiday Dinner Table Topics

    Depending on who’s sitting around Americans’ holiday dinner tables, there’s sometimes a certain amount of host and guest indecision as to what topics are appropriate and what are not.

    What follows is pure opinion and not predicated on any Emily Post recommendations but simply–some will say simple-minded–practical ideas on what should and should not be discussed while we partake of holiday fare.

    Of course, depending on the nature of–and the alcohol content of–beverages served and consumed, oftentimes there are no conversational parameters but for those rare families who don’t know what to talk about, I hereby present a guide for Christmas/Hanukkha/Kwanzaa/Festivus chat.

    . FOR THE TWISTED: Planned Parenthood of America offered a topic for the Thanksgiving table which is applicable to all family gatherings. Why not, suggested the busiest abortion-provider in the nation, discuss “reproductive health and justice”?

    That’s always an attention-getter as we celebrate, no?

    While downplaying the grotesque features of aborting human life, PPOA offers ideas on, among other things, how to “diffuse” debate on “the bigger picture” by avoiding slogans, framing that picture correctly, and offering proper refutations to those who believe abortions are murder.

    Planned Parenthood doesn’t much like pictures which depict the truth and treats the subject with a degree of levity, concluding its cheery advice with, “Good luck, and remember, if things get really bad, you can always bring up something everyone can agree on, like how much we all love pumpkin pie.”

    Transitioning family debate from abortion to dessert should be a piece of cake, at least in the twisted eyes of abortionists. Is it any wonder normal people want PPOA defunded?

    . FOR OCCUPIERS: The Occupy Wall Street and Everything Else anarchists are a fun bunch to discuss over holiday ham or Christmas turkey, especially if a supporter or two is present at the festivities.

    Out on the Left Coast in the City by Gomorrah Bay, thousands of Santa wannabes dressed up to do some occupying and marched through downtown San Francisco protesting everything from corporate excesses to bank greed to–this being San Francisco–genital mutilation resulting from male circumcision.

    Many shed their costumes and protested in Santa hats and nothing else, reinforcing the opinion of rational adults that OWS, and San Franciscans, have been addled by pot, coke, and un-bridled political correctness.

    Wouldn’t little Johnny and little Janey just love to hear the adults chatting about naked Santas as they scarfed down their dinners?

    For a graphic, pictorial essay on how Friscans celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and make asses of themselves in the process see “San Francisco Puts the “X” Back in Xmas.”

    . FOR DENIERS: Virtually every holiday table features someone who thinks the annual War on Christmas is a fabrication of Fox News so why not start a brouhaha by bringing up the recent case of crazed vandals mindlessly stomping on a Nativity display? . . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=11319.)

  51. Hoofhearted says:
    December 20, 2011 at 8:40 am

    I FOUND HER !!!!

    http://skunkape.info/

  52. WesternGal says:
    December 20, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I think it’s nice that someone thought this was a bad idea.

    God bless America, our troops, Israel, and decent fellow humans.

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