It’s a Christmas Miracle! Mooch Says She Asked Santa To Help Obama Get To Hawaii…
We won’t know if Santa rewarded us until November 6, 2012.
HONOLULU (AP) — Michelle Obama was looking for help from more than just House Republicans so her husband could make it toHawaii in time for Christmas.
“We were all praying and praying, and asking Santa, and the tooth fairy, and every fairy they could think of,” the first lady said Saturday. She said their children prayed as well that the president “would be able to be with us.”
President Barack Obama eventually made it to Hawaii, about a week late, and only after Congress resolved its stalemate over extending expiring payroll tax cuts.
With the tense tax standoff behind him, the president has eased into vacation mode since arriving on the island of Oahu Friday night, spending a low-key Christmas Eve out of the spotlight.
Obama skipped his normal early morning gym workout Saturday, opting to spend time at the multimillion-dollar vacation home his family rents in the Kailua Beach area, near Honolulu. He headed to the golf course later in the day.
Posted by ZIP on Monday, December 26, 2011, at 9:30 pm | 
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I’d like santa to take both their stupid asses to the North Pole for good.
Wheres the coal is santa hiding it behind his throne?
Worst Lady seen here bartering for Santa’s big ol’ belt.
It’s been NORAD to the rescue!
The lazy slug has landed.
Kwanzaa Klawz
Wish Santa would have taken Obama to the North Pole and made him an elf.
How touching.
Scold st nick for delvering war toys to kids instead of sissy pink monkeys
Mooch believes she is receiving the ambassador of the white race. To accept his acceptance of unconditional surrender.
Ummm… I know the Obamas have a problem with the whole being Christians thing but you don’t pray to tooth fairy’s ,santa and other fairy’s.
Cone on now, we know you prayed to Allah.
That’s a mighty skinny Santa, he must on the Wookie diet.
obama has the ears to be an elf…
Look at the way she is sitting, the woman has no grace, none! Someone should have sent her to charm school so she could compete with the other First Ladies. What a sad state of affairs.
Oh look, the fat cow hired a skinny Santa.
Thanks for telling us what to eat and how to live Mooch.
Santy was probly wishing his magic reindeer would whisk him away from the terrifying Yeti.
Obama should be is a freak show not in the whitehouse RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOG FACED BOY who at least carried a gun and kept his powder dry
Never knew of a Christian who prayed to Santa and the fairies…
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The fairy moon god allah and his fairy pedophile mohammed answered their fairy prayers. Her statement PROVES they aren’t CHRISTians, but fairy followers.
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“Whattaya mean you had nuttin’ to do wif it, honky? I SAID we prayed to yo skinny ass to bring baby daddy to Hawaii, and you gonna agree wif me or I’m gonna whoop yo ass, unnastand?”
She dresses like she got caught in an explosion at a thrift store.
Ah has to says dat what much is da unformented racistism dat is fumagatin’ fum ya’lls mouts is confrontacious an angrifies dis black man.
She is the most graceless woman ever. And what an outfit! What’s she wearing on her legs, wrinkly old leotards? She’s horrible!
Not to mention, I think the Santa may be a woman. So thin, small hands, and check out the way the santa suit bunches over the chest.
Wait… Isn’t Santa white?
…I’m just sayin’.
I dont care that they went to Hawaii, I just wish theyde stay and leave the rest of us alone!!!
She was praying to the gay community? (Fairies)
Mooch ought to be axin’ the taxpayers, not Santa. We’re footing that bill. Santa’s fresh out of cash. Besides, he heard she doesn’t BELIEVE.
The Wookiee said they prayed to Santa.. That in it’s self tells you those children NEVER had a Christmas till obama became president and once we get his ugly, stupid,lying,Marxist ass out of office they won’t have another one.
By the way I found some vacation pictures of Mooooshelle take a look.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2078875/Does-finger-long-guarded-Himalayan-monks-prove-Yetis-DO-exist-Today-DNA-tests-finally-solve-truly-bizarre-mystery.html
he’s just living the life, isn’t he?
What a bunch of punk elitist snobs!
–signed a middle class bitter clinging former demonrat
Oh, doesn’t your heart just bleed for them?
SHE THINKS SHE A SUPERMODEL?
asking Santa, and the tooth fairy, and every fairy they could think of
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Did she ask Barney Frank?
Love the 1960s era gauche wallpaper designs they keep dressing this woman in…
Didn’t need help from Santa, or anyone else… nothing could have kept obam from going to Hawaii for another vacation… absolutely nothing.
MicHELLe says, “Hey Santa, do these boots make my legs look fat?” Santa says, “Not as fat as your ass makes that chair look!”
I wanted to comment about the Argentinian president having cancer. Hugo Chavez, communist with cancer. Argentine president communist with cancer. Castro, communist with cancer. Obama, losing weight, going grey, looking hagard and out of touch, communist. Maybe with cancer? The Lord is not mocked. What better way for the “power’ BROKERS TO KEEP CONTROL, than to keep them busy with chemicals. A lot easier to hide than a direct “action” against one of these “dear leaders” Kim Jong Il? who knows? We must look at all areas of the plan, to figure out what is going on. Stay tuned, just saying.