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Having Solved All Of Gaza’s Problems, Hamas Launches Crackdown On Mannequins And Fortune-Tellers…

GAZA CITY (Ma’an) — The Hamas-run government has launched a series of campaigns targeting fortune-tellers, mannequins and cigarette vendors in the Gaza Strip.

Police sources told Ma’an that 142 fortune tellers were forced to sign an agreement at the Ministry of Interior pledging that they would not practice their craft.

As well as predicting the future, fortune tellers sell amulets for protection and are sometimes called on to solve personal or family problems.

Another campaign targets boutiques displaying lingerie on mannequins. Police officials told Ma’an that security forces inspected clothes shops across the Gaza Strip and warned owners not to display naked mannequins, lingerie or “indecent advertisements.”

HT: Jack

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24 comments
  1. Bacon, Lettuce & Tom Atoe says:
    January 1, 2012 at 1:17 am

    I guess that rules out my visiting Madame Zonga in boxers and puffing on a cig.

    Plan B is hiring Tillie the hooker, totally nekked, toting my hookah.

  2. Shadowblitz70 says:
    January 1, 2012 at 1:28 am

    Hapyy new Year, Zip!

    Thanks for running this in the past year, and good luck in the next! ;)

  3. Shadowblitz70 says:
    January 1, 2012 at 1:31 am

    I wonder if Hamas will do rocket strikes on mannequins and tell us they are a joo conspiracy?

  4. Little Miss Rainbow says:
    January 1, 2012 at 2:02 am

    It’s about damn time!

  5. Redwine says:
    January 1, 2012 at 2:13 am

    I see that one of the mannequins already had a hand amputation!

  6. cognitive dissonance says:
    January 1, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Ummm I wonder if you can still get the inflatable goat sex doll?

    P.S. Uh really it’s not for me…. no really it’s for a gag gift for a friend.

    HAPPY NEW YEARS fellow zippers
    and thanks to the grand pooba of all zipers for one of the best news blog online!!

  7. john nicholson says:
    January 1, 2012 at 5:55 am

    Boy, I don’t know which one of those three fully-clothed beauties in the photo I prefer over the scantily-clad mannequins. It’s so hard to decide between them. I mean, who wouldn’t want a woman covered head to toe all the time. Everyone should get a gun or knife, become a muslim, chant “kill the Jews” and settle down with a woman clothed in a tent. That would be honouring allah for sure.

  8. Pendog says:
    January 1, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Geez, can’t even use ethnically-correct mannequins, they’re whiter than the women at a Micheal Buble concert. Also it appears they’ve all been punished under Sharia law for theft or somethin’, very sinister.

  9. Mad Dog says:
    January 1, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Muzzies hate fortune tellers. The Muzzies have a monopoly on mindless mumbo-jumbo, idiotic pronouncements, and deceiving the gullible. They won’t tolerate competition.

  10. What? says:
    January 1, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Muslim Fortune teller to Muslim: you will live a miserable life and die a violent death.

    The Muslim Fortune tellers are considered very accurate.

  11. Vixen says:
    January 1, 2012 at 8:48 am

    And this is the same Gaza that Ron Paul and others have called a “concentration camp?” Those shrouded womerns have on their happy faces and that shopping district doesn’t look too shabby, aside from the creepy mannequins. And check out this new hotel in downtrodden “Palestine:”
    http://www.israellycool.com/2011/06/14/new-concentration-camp-barracks-opens-in-gaza/

  12. Charlie R. says:
    January 1, 2012 at 9:04 am

    I’m surprised that a store in Gaza would sell clothes like that. Any woman in Gaza that wore those clothes would be stoned to death by Hamas for being unislamic. Or they would be “honor” killed by their own families.

  13. What? says:
    January 1, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Actually, where is this photograph from? Is it Gaza, or London?

  14. Victor Laszlo says:
    January 1, 2012 at 9:48 am

    NASA recommended this important campaign. How can these brilliant people appreciate their historic contributions to math and science with a bunch of nakid plastic women standing around everywhere?

  15. Noovuss says:
    January 1, 2012 at 9:54 am

    mannequins and cigarette vendors?
    I thought they are starving to death because of the evil jooos?
    Well this is bad news to kick off the new year.

  16. Noovuss says:
    January 1, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Call for Doktor Paul.

  17. whthfk. says:
    January 1, 2012 at 10:12 am

    I’m surprised those Mannequins haven’t been raped and abused yet.
    No wonder they have to put them away and only let men see them in their underwear .

    Stupid back-ass muslime.

  18. hoodaticus says:
    January 1, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Must have seen the movie, “Mannequin”.

  19. deez says:
    January 1, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I don’t recall the starving Jews in Auchwitz getting rid of their mannequins and fortune tellers. Otherwise, the situations are exactly the same.

  20. eaglewingz08 says:
    January 1, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    I guess this is for the good afyer all if the fortune tellers had any insight they would have taken steps in advance to avoid being arrested. QED

  21. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 1, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Hamas needs to be banned

  22. 24Klady says:
    January 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    I keep trying to work through how those veiled cows would look in any western clothes, much less the skimpy tight ones?

  23. AZTech2020 says:
    January 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Was this a picture of the horrible, squalid, inhuman hell that is the Gaza Strip? To hear the muslims tell it, all “palestinians” are suffering unmercifully with a virtual lack of all means of human comfort and sustenance, thereby necessitating “blockade runners” from the sea!! Wow, I can sure see the misery and filth from that very photo! Terrible!! ;-) ))

  24. david5300 says:
    January 2, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Hey did you see the “hot” babes walking toward the display, suppose they’re a sampleing of the 72 virgins?

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