Rep. Hank Johnson (D-umb): I Was Right, Guam Is Gonna Tip Over!…
Vindication for Hank Johnson!
Magnitude 5.2 — GUAM REGION — USGS.Gov
2012 January 03 15:40:02 UTCEarthquake Details:
Magnitude: 5.2
Date-Time: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 at 15:40:02 UTC
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 at 01:40:02 AM at epicenter
Location: 12.673°N, 143.737°E
Depth: 35.5 km (22.1 miles)
Region: GUAM REGION
Flashback: Johnson asking a confused General if Guam “might tip over and capsize” if we station too many troops there.
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, January 3, 2012, at 4:27 pm | 
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I gonna have to re-think the flat earth theory now.
A stopped watch is right twice a day.
That’s a joke Twitter, right?
And eco-wackos lay awake all nights listening as the trees scream when their cut down
What a jagoff
Someone tell this imbecile that Guam is a mountain, and that the Appalachian mountains might tip over and squash him flat, too.
I don’t want to sound racist, but these black congresspeople give their race a bad stereotype. Except for West, they all seem to be f*cking morons.
When I think of Guam, I think of Gooney Birds.
And Hank “Sooper GEENIUS!” Johnson.
Earthquake History of Guam
Quake blame in Guam falls mainly on olde Spain!
I was there when the island went through a 8.2 so a 5.2 isn’t nothing as far as this clown goes I think he was on drugs at the time.
*eye roll*
Libs are so astonishingly ignorant.
“Flashback: Johnson asking a confused General …”
“Admiral”, actually. And it’s just amazing how Adm. Robert F. Willard managed to keep his composure, and not fall out of his chair, snorting with derisive laughter.
Having re-watched the clip, doesn’t Johnson seem heavily stoned (as well as stupid)?
The sad thing is the way he says this he REALLY means it – “my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize” – a U.S. Congressman thinks an island would actually tip over – he REALLY means this!!! Why didn’t anyone stand up and say “hey are you a fucking idiot” because we know what the answer to that question is!
This proves once again that the primary raison d’etre of Twitter is to allow fools to advertise their ignorance.
Must be them Mossad hybrid sharks tipping the island over with their lethal laser beams.
@Bio
8.2!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
I’ve been in little puissant earthquakes around 4.5 – 5.5 in California all the time – and they still scare me. 8.2 – I’d die of a panic attack.
MN Jim….agreed.
8.2 was not really bad they had to take down a brand new hotel and it did crack alot of concrete buildings. No power for some time but then they killed power everyday somewhere on the rock. Thank goodness most buildings there are concrete anyway.
Someone neds to tell this doofus that guam is a island and islands dont tip over
A piddly little 5.2 and the island is going to tip over?
Mr. Johnson should come out and stay in the Bay Area for a while. Or in Southern California. I was in the 6.2 Sylmar quake in 1971 and the 6.9 Loma Prieta quake in 1989. We haven’t capsized yet, nor has California slid off into the Pacific (although sometimes I wish it would…) Representative Johnson would be running around in circles screaming in panic if he had been in either of them.
Sometimes, the colossal ignorance displayed by our representatives in Congress leaves me shaking my head. *These* are the people making our laws?
OH lordy lordy, Dat eart quake gonna flip-ova’ da GUAM eye-land!
I tod ye so! I’z tod ye so! ‘Cause eart quakes don’t happen dere! Get’z yuz a ready! It gonna happen! Dat Island gonna flip on its head!
Scary isn’t it if he had a real job he would have been committed already.
noticede about two minutes into the video, the good Admiral has to start poking himself in the eye to keep from laughing in this dumb fucks face.
Amazing military bearing and discipline.
Holder’s daddy!
What is wrong with you people? The dude is obviously joking, and making fun of himself at that.
Another Zip exposure. I am loving this. The local radio station has talked about this all afternoon.
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/school-defends-occupy-song-for-8-year-olds.html
How ya’ll dorrin Hank…. the country just doesn’t understands your complex mind do they.
Some do however.
Hank thinks the Ring of Fire is a bad case of hemorrhoids.
@Axel:
Love this bit of leftist taqiyya:
Giaramita said the song was part of a program sponsored by Kid Pan Alley. The boys and girls worked with a facilitator to come up with a theme and lyrics for a song. The songs are not allowed to promote any political or personal agenda.
“This was written four months ago,” he said. “And I think this particular issue of the Occupy movement was being looked at in a different way than it is today.”
A facilitator, lmao.
Hey ZIP, how about an encore to the story?
Exactly – 5.2 is nothing. Unless you’re Iran, in which case you can expect a quarter million dead.
@Ralph Johnson
“The dude is obviously joking, and making fun of himself at that.”
Well, we’re obviously joking too. Or do you have a problem with jokes when they’re not directed where your pointy little head thinks they should be?
Even the sun shines on a sleeping dogs ass once in awhile.
What an effin’ dumbass. Sitting on the Marianas trench, Guam gets earthquakes frequently. Went through one around that size when i was living thee as a kid back in 1975.
Just checked that earlier link — it was a 6.2 quake I went through.
I doubt he’s joking. If he were, Congress would have laughed with him instead of snickering at him.
This retard should quietly disappear.
This man is being serious, too. Who voted for this assclown?
Same Congressional district as Cynthia McKinney, and yes, we should nuke it with no warning like how they bomb African villages to contain hemorrhagic fever.
All he did was warn us that he is Geologically Inept and has no F ing clue what he is talking about.
I still have the utmost respect for the Admiral not saying WTF are you talking about. That was probably one of the most trying mental times in the Admirals whole career.
When I first viewed that clip, I was absolutely blown the F, away on how ignorant an official at that level could be.
Frightening!
And these azzclowns get paid $175,000 a year? Boy, am I in the wrong line of work!
Hank Johnson’s IQ equals the total sum of the IQ of his constituency.
Jackass.
Just remember he gets paid $174,000 to make stupid and inane statements like this. And he gets re-elected by stupid and inane voters. A perfect example of why we need term limits. Their term should be limited to two terms, one in office and the second one in jail.
@dba Yep tatquiya, I live here, the town is full of libtards.
Right. That old geezer Paul isn’t a leftover 60′s radical?
here is another one….
http://biggovernment.com/jcadams/2012/01/01/occupy-movement-comes-to-elementary-schools/
The Kidpan site says they received $20,000 grant this year. How is the money spent? On their site they went to Hawaii (LMAO) to do a session.
The best and the brightest at work!
And just who are the dumbshits who elected that stupid fuck to Congress?
Im with MN Jim….just not as polite.
Hank don’t forget to high-five Rick “Iceland is Too Cold for Volcanoes” Sanchez.
I had an inflatable island for my pool, and it held a cooler for beers. It was great. Anyway, one time it tipped over when I stood up at one end. All the beers fell out and sunk to the bottom of the pool. I did not divedown to get them until the net day, because I had more in a fridge in the garage. So, I was riveted by this Congressman’s understanding of the dangers of islands tipping over and the associated dangers. We can all sleep safe tonight knowing that we have leaders like him that are watching out for us.
Oh Boy, a level of ignorance unsurpassed even by the Congressional Black Caucus.
Go tip a buffalo if you dare biden
@Axel:
With all these commies infesting Hawaii, hope it doesn’t tip over!
Dammit ya’ll he may have a point……….thats probably what happened to Atlantis…..
Well water caused the earth quake.
@Smokey
I think we all know by now that Atlantis became decadent and sank under the weight of its own public debt incurred to support single-payer universal leech treatments.
“What is wrong with you people? The dude is obviously joking, and making fun of himself at that.”
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He may be joking now, but he most certainly wasn’t joking the first time he said it.
He’s an idiot.
Damn Hank,
at your “widest level” you done flipped over a couple of times already.
@ Ken
Indeed!
The Admiral should have asked him if a ship anchored to the corners would help stabilize the island.
The Air Force wouldn’t station me at Guam cuz my one-eyed viper is so gigantic, they were afraid I’d tip over the island single – uhhhhh – handed, so to speak.
Yeah Congressman, I’m sure the fact that Guam is located over the Marianas Trench has absolutely NOTHING to do with this.
What a moronic douche.
@dba…vagabond trader says:
January 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Must be them Mossad hybrid sharks tipping the island over with their lethal laser beams.
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Yep, there’s my money bet.
Hey, we had a really nice 4.0 kick here in Ohio New Years Eve afternoon.
Hank, we got too many democrats living in Ohio. How about moving some O.U.T. before we tip over and dump everyone into Lake Erie.
Making Georgia proud each and every day……whew! You couldn’t invent these characters in Hollywood.
America’s favorite crackhead…
I, for one, am thankful for Rep Hank. Otherwise, where would I get such original comedy on a Wednesday morning?