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You know what would be hysterical? — Israel flattening Iran’s nuke facilities.

(Reuters) — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez lavished each other with praise on Monday, mocked U.S. disapproval and joked about having an atomic bomb at their disposal.

“Despite those arrogant people who do not wish us to be together, we will unite forever,” the Iranian president told Venezuela’s socialist leader Chavez at the start of a visit to four left-leaning Latin American nations.

Despite their geographical distance, the fiery anti-U.S. ideologues have forged increasingly close ties between their fellow OPEC nations in recent years, although concrete projects have often lagged behind the rhetoric.

Ahmadinejad was in Venezuela at the start of a tour intended to shore up support as expanded Western economic sanctions kick in over the Islamic Republic’s nuclear program.

“The imperialist madness has been unleashed in a way that has not been seen for a long time,” Chavez said in a ceremony to welcome Ahmadinejad at his presidential palace in Caracas.

Both men hugged, beamed, held hands and showered each other with praise.

As he often does, the theatrical and provocative Chavez stuck his finger right into the global political sore spot, joking that a bomb was ready under a grassy knoll in front of his Miraflores palace steps.

“That hill will open up and a big atomic bomb will come out,” he said, the two men laughing together.

“The imperialist spokesmen say . . . Ahmadinejad and I are going into the Miraflores basement now to set our sights on Washington and launch cannons and missiles. . . . It’s laughable.”

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25 comments
  1. Sasha says:
    January 9, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    Semi-related to this, has anyone ever visited nucleardarkness dot org? I am very suspicious of sites like this and wonder how legit it really is. I consider myself conservative and do not believe that we are causing climate change, that it occurs naturally. I do think that if we were able to further stabilize nuclear power then it would be beneficial, it just won’t happen in my lifetime.

  2. Katherine says:
    January 9, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Whoa, that chemotherapy has Hugo literally swollen up to the size of his ego.

  3. Truthsayer221 says:
    January 9, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    I’m all for giving Iran and Venezuela each a nuclear weapon delivered directly to the respective presidents residence.

  4. Katherine says:
    January 9, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Where is Sean Penn? Why isn’t he joining in the hilarity?

  5. EJO says:
    January 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    Both men hugged, beamed, held hands, and showered each other with praise.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~““““““““““`
    Yeah! Right!

    And then they took a real shower. Then they played “Who Dropped the Soap.” Then they did the Bone-Dance with Mr. Sphincter.

    A grand time was had by all.

  6. Rob says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    chemotherapy has Hugo literally swollen up
    =====================

    that made me think of the oompa-loompa’s ;0

    now if only he was blue… well… hopefully we won’t have to wait long…

  7. dba...vagabond trader says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I’d like to see Hugo and his fugly ape like girlfriend ride a nuke into outer space. We all have our fantasies.

  8. Katherine says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    I expect Imamadjihadi to start screeching at any moment and running around like the little Muslim monkey that he is and trying to cut Hugo’s head off.

    I wonder if that bloated corpse we know as Hugo Chavez realizes that he is an infidel?

    All joking aside, other than hatred of the U.S., I wonder what these two have found in common? What little secrets they’re sharing and what plans they’re making…

  9. Katherine says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    @EJO

    Ewwwwww… A mental picture that I don’t want…

  10. Little Miss Rainbow says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Here’s a more accurate headline: Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Obama and Ron Paul Joke About Having Nuclear Weapons…

  11. John Difool says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Speaking of weapons of mass destruction that is some weapons grade fugly in that picture above.

  12. Katherine says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    @Truthsayer221

    Here! Here! I second that request…

  13. real American says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Do we have to wait on the cancer—-can’t we just off this goofy bastard now.

  14. tanker1nh says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    twin morons

  15. FuriousFatMan says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    “You know what would be hysterical? — Israel flattening Iran’s nuke facilities.” -Zippy

    *Ron Paul seen nodding in approval*

    -President FFM

  16. OxyCon says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Chavez looks like shit. Glad he is obviously suffering, retaining all that water. I’d wager he has less than eight months left.

  17. Pendog says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Each of them thinking he’s the good-looking one. You can just smell the sulpher can’t you Huge-o?

  18. Rose1 says:
    January 9, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    Man, is I’manutjob really puny or what?

    Are the comments extra funny today, or is it me?

  19. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    The go together their like MUMRA and COBRA COAMMANDER,DICK DASARDLY and THE HOODED CLAW,LEX LUTHOR and BRAINIAC,BIZZARO and SINESTRO

  20. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    January 9, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    Yea this just like laughing at a Barrel Full of Ebola Monkeys.

    Just let those things loose and the fun begins.

  21. QuestionsQuestions says:
    January 9, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Why do conservatives love Israel but hate Jews?

  22. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    January 9, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    @ QuestionsQuestions

    Site one post on this page of anyone ever hating Jewish people.

    Correct me if I am wrong, but I do not think you will find a regular on this page ever saying anything hateful toward Jewish people.

    There are certain Jewish Liberals that come to mind, but these are individuals and not an entire population. Every group has their own agitators and despots.

  23. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 10, 2012 at 12:24 am

    BACK AWAY YOU SCOUNDRELS MY WINGS ARE LEATHAL WEAPONS

  24. chizeled says:
    January 10, 2012 at 8:03 am

    Foreigners don’t have to blow up Washington. The Muslim Brotherhood sitting in the oval office would be more than happy to blow up Washington himself.

  25. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    And no sign of hollywod leftists OLIVER STONE You think that dweeb would have joined them

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