Newsweek’s Latest Cover: “Why Are Obama’s Critics So Dumb?”…
With the cover story written by . . . drumroll, please . . . Trig Truther Andrew Sullivan!
Honestly, is a “guy” who has spent the last several years obsessing over Sarah Palin’s uterus in any position to call us “dumb”? I wish I could answer that question but apparently I lack the proper intelligence according to Sully.
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Try vetting O’Blamey.
Why are newsweeks readers and subscribers dumb? Is is due to koolaid overdose?
I’m dumb because I believe in Liberty and the Founding Principals of American?
What would you then call someone who believes in a political philosophy which murder 140 million and still failed?
LOL!! Oh that’s rich. And here I thought I’d seen it all regarding disgusting, blatant media bias. They can still surprise me! 2012 re-election of The Lightbearer/Messiah/Chicago Jesus, in full swing, brought to you by a completely neutral media!
Only in this union thug, welfare slug, parasite, rat-infested society would a headline like that be allowed on a cover of a magazine.
But then again it’s Newsweek which sold for $1.
Hey Newsweek….Kiss our collective ass!
The Magazine that was bought for a dollar.
Ohhh…this ought to go over well with the majority of (dumb) people who are opposed to Hussein now!
What an awful photo — I’m surprised to see it from a fawner pub.
He looks like the Queen of the Nanny State.
Circulation…
2003 = 4 million
2010 = 1.5 million
Progressive rag that progresses downward.
@Dana – Notice the faint halo on the top of his wise grey head?
I cant tell if this is a put on or not.
So…let me get this straight.
1) The OWS crowds are the smart ones.
2) Hussein’s Solyndra deal was smart.
3) Hussein’s Cheby Volt is a smart car.
4) Saying “corpseman” is smart.
5) Saying he visited all 57 states in these here United States is smart.
6) Saying Hawaii is part of Asia is smart.
7) Going to Reverend Wrights church for 20 years was smart.
seriously, this is a fake cover right?
@Dapandico — You mean the shine on his forehead?
I’m noticing the snotty air of general disapproval (presumably of Americans) — pursed lips, furrowed brow and nose in upturned sniff mode.
It’s not even class warfare – it’s ‘classless.’
Simple Sullivan
Simple Sullivan met a piehole, Going to the fair;
Says Simple Sullivan to the piehole, Let me taste your ware.
Says the piehole to Simple Sullivan, Show me first your penny;
Says Simple Sullivan to the piehole, Indeed I have not any.
Simple Sullivan went a-fishing, For to catch a whale; All the water he had got, Was in his mother’s pail.
Simple Sullivan went to look If plums grew on a thistle; He pricked his fingers very much, Which made poor Sullivan whistle [through his ass].
Why are people who purchase Newsweek clueless?
Why are people who voted for Obama gullible?
Why is Andrew Sullivan paid for anything he writes?
Look closely there: Andrew Sullivan is “on the man”.
Heh.
Queers of the US unite!
I’m so dumb that I see absolutely no good in this evil, narcissist, Marxist, power grabbing dictator. In my dumbness, I only see the human equivalent of the Devil. I am so mentally challenged, that I only see the destruction of my country carried out by Meester Hopey Changey. I pray that in my next life, I will progress to the level of smartness of the great Sullivan, a beacon of light in the liberal/progressive miasma of wasted, demented, fools.
This issue of Newseek will be found in libraries at all OWS encampments.
I saw a Newsweek in the dentist’s office once. Nobody wanted to read it, though.
Jimco says:
January 15, 2012 at 7:10 pm
I saw a Newsweek in the dentist’s office once. Nobody wanted to read it, though.
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It was likely infectious. Which is also what’s wrong with Andrew Sullivan’s brain.
Andy “Milky loads” Sullivan, smugness and arrogance is not intelligence. Obama has a perfect track record of failure, mistakes and lawlessness.
Liberal press at its best. Time states the “occupier” is the person of the year. Newsweek says Obama critics are dumb. Both publications are collective pieces of dung….
NEWREEK and blabbering nincompoop ANDREW SUKLIVAN where did his brains go NEWSREEK IS A LIBERAL MAGAZINE DYING A SLOW DEATH
Being this is in Newsweak, he’ll get about two more readers than he gets over at The Craplantic….. which should bring the total up to about four.
Yeah, like a take anything a pillow-biter says seriously…
You should personaly shove this copy down sullivans throat I hope NEWSREEK gose totaly bankrupt and their forced to file for CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTSY And sullivan is force to sell pencils on the street to pay his polo club dues
Self deception …
Deception for $ale …
Corporate forced gang deception …
Circling the toilet bowl … 3 … 2 … 1 … slurp …
Al Taqiyya – deception: concealment for personal or corporate gain, preservation or partisan advancement…To practice deceit or guile or circumvention, practice evasion or elusion, to plot, to excercise art or craft or cunning, act with policy, practice strategem…snare or trap or profane or take away from the unsuspecting, the simpleminded, the old, weak or innocent…
Newsweak is void of facts and soon to be a relic of the past. I do not know of one person who buys this crap.
Just can’t get past that dealbreaker “Andrew Sullivan” byline. Pretty sure that whatever follows is unadulterated crap.
LOL. Please tell me this is a real magazine cover, I might just go to the grocery store, pick up a copy, laugh hysterically, and then turn the cover…
I need a good laugh…
so , this is a real actual cover?!?!
Worthless shit rag…who reads it anyway?
Check out the other headline. Do you suppose that’s a nicey-nice, fluff piece on Mrs. Santorum?
Nah, this is Newsreek, after all.
According to their logic, I’ve been too dumb to buy their rag since 1977.
Next weeks headline:
“Republicans are F*CKING IDIOTS!!”
This pisses me off, but not in the way youd think. I think hes right.
You know what honestly makes us DUMB? That we havent, or wont have a revolution. We will keep voting in assholes on both sides of the isle, who keep selling us up the river, destroying our country, our economy, our freedoms.
Whats the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. I guess we ARE stupid, according to the way the American people have voted for the past 100 years.
You can count on one hand how many Presidents weve had that were worth a damn. Even the best of the bunch from 1900 – now have had some major screwups and flaws. Reagan included.
Congress is even worse.
Even the damn 3rd world muslim countries will do something about it when they feel their government has gone too far from their belief system (for good or ill, right or wrong.) In the past year how many muslim countries have overthrown their govts? We NEVER have. Our govt gets more powerful and overreaches into our lives by the DAY, and what are we as a people doing about it?
NADA. We whine here on the net, then go and vote more of the same into power.
Brilliant.
The only hope I see America having for survival as the country we know, is to throw EVERYONE out of office. Every last damn one of them, then start over. How we do it, I dont know, but its either that… or we grab some guns.
And I think we all know at this point, civilians wouldnt last 5 minutes against our military, thanks to the raping of the second amendment.
By all means, let ‘em keep this crap up. They’re in for a big surprise in November.
No wonder I cancelled 14 years ago.
I just took a massive shit on a Newsweek. I’m still not satisfied, does that make me dumb? BTW I fished the copy out of a latrine, needless to say I wouldn’t actually pay for that drivel.
Transplanting (or hijacking) the comment of “x” from the “how to think like a liberal” thread:
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x says:
January 15, 2012 at 8:52 am
You are all a bunch of RACIST FAGGOTS and inhumane IGNORANTS. Soon you will all undoubtedly going to regret it. Remember my words.
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Maybe 1st, Sullivan could explain the logic of “x” to the rest of us.
Seriously, what REAL magazine takes this leftist creep serious ?
(by the way), I never pay for NEWSWEEK! I always read it (when I need to laugh) from my dentist’s waiting room! hahahhaha
One day , very soon, you will find out how dumb we really are.
Sullivan, how much do you really hate yourself–as much as your other brilliant colleague Olberman.
I enjoy the thought of those marines water boarding you …you rat bastid
Andrew…your doctor called and said your rash will never go away if you don’t stop licking yourself.
We used to fear those who purchased ink by the barrel.
Now we just laugh at them.
How many libtards here that waste their money on another useless liberal rag sheet. You are truly total morons. But please spend your money on crap, and pray to your slave master, Odumbo. Assholes.
The only ones who still subcribe to NEWSREEK and liberals and braindead zombies
I guess it is dumb not to want to take other peoples’ wealth and give to others in return for their votes and other support to gain power.
Andrew “Condyloma” Sullivan (look it up) has the nerve to say someone else is “dumb”? How dumb is Newsweek for paying that flamer to pretend to be conservative? How dumb is Newsweek for putting its circulation into the toilet” How dumb is the idiot who bought it for $1 and was waaay overcharged?
Sullivan must be having a reaction to his antiretrovirals again.
Lets show America that the “dumb” can vote!
Vote the communist out of the WH and then bring in Terminx to fumigate the place.
Newsweek is a magazine that was recently sold for $1 plus assumption of debt. Worthlessness in reading value as measured by transaction value. Nothing more to be said.
Is Obama short??
Why do they keep photographing him using the Mussolini Upshot technique?
Do they think this makes him look Presidential? Because to me, and a lot of other people, it just makes him look unnecessarily imperious.
Photoshop contest! I totally don’t have the skills for this, but I am laughing SO hard! http://www.redstate.com/absentee/2012/01/15/photoshoppery-newsweek-cover-edition/
******HOT INVESTMENT TIP******
Everybody, go out to the newsstand and buy as many copies as you can of this rag.
Trust me, in a few years this will be the 21st century equivalent of “Dewey Defeats Truman.”
Andrew going for the ‘tingle’ that was the exclusive property of Prissy Chrissy.
To be called ‘dumb’ by one of the most wretchedly perverse, misogynic, reality avoidant, sexually irresponsible, hate mongering, deviant charlatans in this country is a badge of honor. For it means that everything he is, we are not.
Perhaps we need a Dumb Pride parade to wake Andrew up from his progressive arrogance. Andrew boy, you only wish you were dumb.The dumb are not irrational animals bowing to sinful pleasures. The dumb don’t worship false idols or vote for them. The dumb fear God and live in obedience to His truth. The dumb know that one day every man will stand before the Judge, alone, stripped of all the lies we Twitter and write about. The dumb know that a Newsweek cover is not worth the paper it’s printed on and it sure isn’t worth your soul.
wow …. another highly ejakated, uber geeniyus that spews nothing but pseudo-intellectual bullshitj ! imagine that
It’s amazing how a pre-schooler shows more class than Sullivan or Newsweek.
I don’t know why the critics are so dumb. I’m one—joined Mensa at age 18. MD at age 25. Yup, I’m a dumbass.
I’m sorry–joined Mensa at age 17.
If Obama is the answer, how stupid was the question?
So dumb we’re the only ones who have vetted this turtle without a shell. Kills ya doesn’t it Sully?
Doing the job “real” journolists refuse to.
Do you suppose they’ll send all the excess copies to Sheryl Crow to use for “those extra messy times”
From the famous quote coined in the movie Robo Cop—”I’d buy THAT for a dollar!”—crawls from the asses of obscurity, Newsweek; a magazine not only designed to illustrate the seasonal ‘concern’ of environmental wackjobs, whose ‘outrage’ hybernates over the fact that forests are being cut down to provide paper, but also to prove the once-driven point of huckster-emeritus James Carville who said,”Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find.” Enter Andrew Sullivan: Trig Truther esq.
Obviously Mr. Sullivan’s sole purpose of this screed is to bait and inflame; not for the purposes of responsible journalism, but to try to make more dollar bills for a brand that should have remained in the asses of obscurity (long live the free market, and down with $1 bailouts).
As much as Mr. Sullivan finds great pleasure in showing us that he’s no slouch when it comes to drinking Kool-Aid, and he can hang with the best of them, he’s the last one to know—just as it is with ALL libtards—that he lacks the moral authority that is a required foundation when it comes to credibility.
More to the point, Mr. Sullivan spends great amounts of time rehashing the absurdly rediculous machinations, slander, libel and calumnies of the Bush years. There is no original thought to his brayings; just more of the same old parroting of clichés and Mooreon-isms that have destroyed already unsalvagable and questionable reputations. (hello Dan Rather?).
And just as Mr. Sullivan was—and remains—incapable of telling the truth—not only about himself (a libtard seeing a moderate starring back in the mirror), but about Trig Palin and the Bush years—he forfeited his credibility to be taken seriously about anything he may care to opine about. He is nothing more than a cheap act; a token jokester; a writer-in-vain looking for any group of saps who will pay him mind, or money. Caveat emptor.
Andrew Sullivan: Journalism is not thy name; truth is not thy game.
So now Obama’s critics are not only racist, bitter clingers, they’re dumb as well. I suspect they will now also be insulted, angry and even more determined to oust the usurper.
@Katherine
Back in 2001 -2003 Sullivan was one of the more astute bloggers. Then, anticipating Charles Johnson – he went off the deep end.
Bias? What bias? You ignorant racists are just being uncivil! Of course, none of you have actually read this article, because you can’t read while driving a tractor! Maybe if you are lucky someone will have a copy of it downtown at the diner, you hicks and hayseeds!(sarc. Off)
@Let’s be civil:
What are you implying?
Why are the people that support Obama so Dumb?
Obama poses in the Benito Mussolini pose