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Tragedy Averted: Mooch Say She And Barack Are Done Having Kids…

I feel a sense of relief sweeping across America (at least among the bitter-clingers).

(Hollywood Life) — Michelle Obama announced that she and Barack don’t have any baby plans in a new interview withGayle King for CBS, but the first lady also had a shocking reveal — Sasha and Malia are totally embarrassed by their parents!

The Obama family lives their life in the spotlight, but Michelle shared the behind-the-scenes details of family life in the White House. [...]

But as much as Michelle loves the girls, don’t expect another tot on the way.

“There’ll be no other children in the White House,” she revealed. “I can officially make that announcement here. Put the mic up. You heard it here first.”

Posted by ZIP on Sunday, January 15, 2012, at 6:21 pm | Like Tweet

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52 comments
  1. Mad Dog says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    No children except for the ones roasted on a spit and served over rice.

  2. Sickofislam says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    That man is a fraud! Look at the way he holds that child!

  3. bitterclinger says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    Lost the turkey baster, eh?

  4. Maggie says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    Yep, they can go ahead and smash that test tube.

  5. Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I think she is already in the Men…a…Pause.

  6. Emperor Obongo says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Aren’t they supposed to have one with 3-sixes on his head?

  7. bobdog says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    They’re done breeding? Fine with me.

  8. Sadie says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    “Sasha and Melia are totally embarrassed by their parent” –

    Join the club girls, the rest of us are appalled.

  9. Sickofobama says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    “There’ll be no other children in the White House,” she revealed.

    Does that mean from those two 50-year-olds?

    Or does that mean there will be no other children in the White House because that house is theirs?

    Hmmm.

    Never know exactly what those two are ever saying.

  10. Dapandico says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    For breakfast, lunch or supper?

  11. Dana says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    They could adopt a cute African baby, like Brangelina and Madonna. The Obamas love Hollywood and adopting would be another plus in trendy tinseltown.

    Plus no annoying equator expansion for M’shel.

  12. hotmail says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Reggie uslurping the usurper? Well she is getting to menopause anyway, or soon, so ewww.

  13. Vixen says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    @Sickofislam:
    The way Obongo’s holding that baby? First thing I noticed, too– very uncomfortable with it.

    @Sadie:
    WORD!

  14. Queen Animus says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    That’s how a poofter holds a baby

  15. Sparky says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Praise the Lord for small mercies!

  16. No Longer A Visitor says:
    January 15, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    In other words, the two guys, Barack and Michelle, won’t be using surrogate mothers again.

  17. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    What dose THE POPULATION BOMB false predictor PAUL EHRLICH think of this picture?

  18. Jarhead83 says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Well, it’s been said that the fertility window for a Sasquatch ends around 40 or so…just sayin’…

  19. Mark from Canada says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Het Zip, that headline is way below the belt. Your site is way to popular to escape that one. That’s going to be on every lefty blog in no time. You just gave them their own civilty story. Keep at it, but keep it clean.

  20. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    ITS A BOY,ITS GIRL,ITS PANTYHOSE,ITS A THING

  21. 24Klady says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Guess we’ll have to hang around for the grandchildren, oh no, teh Won doesn’t want to burden his daughters with babies. Not when dads and mums are the firmest supporters of Un-Planned Parenthood.

  22. Ray says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    I think this may be the first good decision these two commie rats have ever made – not to make more o-bum-uh offspring . . . in fact, a damn good decision ! !

    And I agree with the kid about being embarrassed by these two . . .more like totally fed up and longing for the day when they are gone from public view and off the news ! !!

  23. Shadowblitz70 says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    So I guess the people that loaned them the first 2 are done having kids?

    Just kidding… sort of.

  24. Shadowblitz70 says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    …and being a guy, Im not exactly a fashion expert, but am I wrong in saying the Wookies clothes dont match?

    Green, teal, ….yellow? It just dont look right. just felt it needed pointing out, since were always told what a great sense of style she has, and all.

  25. Shadowblitz70 says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Mark from Canada says:
    January 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    ————-

    Do us a favor, and stay in Canada, where people are scared to speak the truth.

  26. bettyann says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    That old bitch can’t have kids, why is this even discussed. She is 48 years old, the idea is obscene. Besides, Berry is not having his tits injected again: nursing was hell on his curve shot, and Mitchell made him wear an A cup. So’s not to upstage her.

  27. myrtle says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Whew! At least we can rule that out as the October surprise Dems are so famous for.

  28. So What says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Is Reggie capable of giving birth? Obama?

  29. NoBlahBlah says:
    January 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    @shadow,

    is no big thing with mark,

    what he wrote makes no sense, at least I don’t get it, but then, I’m just some dumb farm boy

    considering the left wing blogs talk about assassinations(of sitting governors, talk show hosts, conservative writers) and bush and israel bombing the WTC buildings, and how communism is so wonderful, just like cuba and venezuela, oil companies are horrible, wind Turbines!! peachy, along with solyndra solar panels,

    oh! and the arab spring, ISN’T it wonderful,!!! they get to elect the muslim brotherhood, who are VERY progressive

    this won’t even be on their radar screens

  30. SpringTexas says:
    January 15, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Funny. I don’t remember seeing any early photos of the children they now have. No photos of Obama in the hospital holding the newborns. No pregnancy stories from Michelle. No photos of a pregnant Michelle. Likewise, I don’t recall reading any stories of how Barack and Michelle met, and stories of their dating. I haven’t seen any photos of their wedding or honeymoon. It’s almost like this political family just conveniently popped into existence

  31. Axel says:
    January 15, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Well, that is a good thing being she has the hips to birth more.

  32. Marie says:
    January 15, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    This was a political statement. The press is asking Santorum and Romney if they believe states have the right to criminalize contraception. This is the other shoe dropping, the Obamas getting it out there that they contracept/sterilize.

  33. Mark from Canada says:
    January 15, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    Shadowblitz70, sorry no offense, just thought the headline could be used in an article like many I see here. Ie: OWS, DWS, etc. Just know there are many Conservative Canadians paying attention to what is going on down there. I use alot of info I read here to smack down the Lefties and educate my friends about what’s going on in the US and the world.

  34. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 15, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Allowing Obam to touch a child is child abuse I mean he is contaminated

  35. hotmail says:
    January 15, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    bettyann, lol

  36. barbedwhyer says:
    January 15, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    They must be saturating Mooch’s hay bales with birth-control
    hormones. Hell, she can get off on an electric cattle-prod…..
    she has no use for her metrosexual hubby, “Barry, the Effete”.

  37. Junius says:
    January 15, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    That dried up ole’ cow couldn’t drop another calf even if Barry was capable of sexual congress with a woman. Which he ain’t. He and Reggie though, were tryin’ their darndest to produce offspring. Reggie is leaving Barebacky cause he’s barren.

  38. Stilton Jarlsberg says:
    January 15, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    They’re just playing it safe because if they had a male child, they’d have a difficult time explaining why they named him Mohammed.

  39. hotmail says:
    January 15, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    This was a political statement. About coverage of birth control.
    She’s saying she uses birth control.
    But last I read Obama was being Reggie Loved while she was being Secret Serviced thus the separate “get it on” flights. Well whatev, if only it didn’t cost us millions to pay Reggie (next, Kal Penn) salary or for Mooch’s separate travel “arrangements.”.

  40. hotmail says:
    January 16, 2012 at 12:02 am

    She was 34 and 37 when she had her girls, though I’ve never seen a picture of her pregnant…anyway, 37 is pushing luck as it is.

  41. No Longer A Visitor says:
    January 16, 2012 at 12:05 am

    Maybe Michelle’s scared that if Obama fathers any more children, they’ll “come out white.”

    Of course, that said just in case he has already fathered any children. I have my doubts about both of them.

  42. SpideyTerry says:
    January 16, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Hey, let’s be fair. The kids might turn out all right. They actually do their homework – demonstrating they have a better work ethic than their parents.

  43. Occam's Tool says:
    January 16, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Not me—the chances of a severe retardation situation at age 48 are astronomical. Imagine the fun if she chose to abort a trisomy 21.

  44. dba..vagabond trader says:
    January 16, 2012 at 7:38 am

    How crass, as if we care what goes on in her womb. Blecccch.

  45. fubar says:
    January 16, 2012 at 7:39 am

    i don’t believe the first two are theirs.

  46. fubar says:
    January 16, 2012 at 7:41 am

    obbutma is holding that child like it’s infectious.

    i mean, it could be because he’s never held an infant before, but it’s almost like he’s repulsed by it.

  47. LRod says:
    January 16, 2012 at 8:07 am

    She is 48 years old! I think we all assumed your old ass wasn’t going to have any more kids.

  48. whthfk. says:
    January 16, 2012 at 9:32 am

    Somebody needs to prove to me they had those kids in the first place.

  49. whthfk. says:
    January 16, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Barry looks like he has never held a baby in his life and could you imagine waking up as a small child to that wookiee face??? before she had her own personal make-up artist and hair dresser she was looking like your run of the mill ghetto whore. Not much has changed but she is less ugly when she has her war paint on.

  50. BlueSky says:
    January 16, 2012 at 10:36 am

    “There’ll be no other children in the White House,” she revealed. “I can officially make that announcement here…”

    That’s a strange thing for a temporary resident to declare.

    Hopefully, there’ll be no more Obamas – of any age – in the WH come January 2013.

  51. Let's be civil says:
    January 16, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Does she mean they will burn it down when they are done ?

  52. david5300 says:
    January 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Oh a baby, is it too late for Obama to kill it.
    Purhaps with a executive order

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