Lurch Shows Up To White House Reception With Two Black Eyes And a Broken Nose, Claims He Was Playing Hockey…
Teresa’s handiwork?
BOSTON (CBS) — Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.
The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.
His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently.
Posted by ZIP on Monday, January 23, 2012, at 4:23 pm | 
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He had plastic surgery .
YOU RANG?
Was it the Boston Bruins goalie?!
Tonsil hockey with Bwaney?
Any young interns missing and a car driven off a bridge in the last 24 hours?
bullcrap his wife caught him with another woman or guy in the bedroom and beat the crap out of him…
I agree it could be plastic surgery. Wait for 2 months and compare photos.
Why the
longfat face, John?Eye job.
lying.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/former-cia-officer-charged-in-leaks/2012/01/23/gIQA3AhTLQ_story.html
Note that he was hired by DEMOCRAT Chairman John Kerry of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations. He was a senior staffer for the DEMOCRAT majority that ran that committee. Surprised?
http://www.zazzle.com/FirstPrinciples?rf=238518351…
The same thing happened to Harry Reid. Sometimes the doctor gets carried away with that botox needle and it causes bleeding under the skin. Reid even went so far as to put his arm in a sling to support his bullshit story.
Robert nailed it.
Note that the bruising is under the eyes where he has a shit load of wrinkles. Tried to shoot that botox in there.
Nans botox doc busy treating colleague Kerry. Or plastic surgery.
A broken nose usually causes the lower inside corners to the eyes to blacken.
“plastic surgery”…
If so T had better demand her money back. Even with the bruising and swelling gone he’s still John F-ing Kerry, moose-face.
Also, nothing I love better than a beat up hockey player. I’ve seen it all in watching the game for several years. An injury of the nose to this degree usually involves a nice gash there.
In addition, for me to accept that this old fart played hockey without full face shield would require a willing suspension of disbelief…
He had his eye sockets re-stuffed because they dry up and shrink back, and he had his nose worked on. I know because my mom is addicted to plastic surgery and has had this same work done.
He was probably in Philly and got attacked by a band of “youths.” Uh, oh. That’s code for…..
If he had plastic surgery JeffiK should demand a refund. Methinks Lurch was enjoying cocktail hour and took a header.
Looks kinda like the UNION’S handiwork.
Perhaps he’s being sent a message to fall into line.
Sure is a lot of black eyes and generally unexplained injuries within the dem party
Couldn’t happen to a nicer crowd.
A couple of swift boaters gave him a long deserved ass-whoopin’
Playing hockey my ass!!
LOL
Yep, we believe that one.
Ya know, Lurch, they can do whole face transplants now. Just sayin’.
@DebbieD: the knockout game?
@dba…vagabond trader: LOL! I can just see him having a few too many drinkie-poos with “Lovey” and taking that header. Wouldn’t be at all surprised at that scenario either.
I Suspect Zsa Zsa Kerry read the credit card statment.
How much you want to bet Kerry also has whip marks on his ass?
And rope burns on his wrist, and ankles.
Heh…he was probably trying to rough up Tim Thomas in the crease.
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Not buying it Lurch.
Damn!!! Here goes him getting another FAKE Purple Heart!
He,.. go quail hunting with a sling-shot and some quail zaps him from behind with a laser and BURNED BACKSIDE
His wife did it. It`s very understandable. Everytime I see his face I want to punch it too – repeatedly.
I call BULLSHIT. Either plastic surgery or Mrs. Heinz clocked his ass with a ketchup bottle.
@Vixen:
Face transplants,lol. Yeah, rich old Northeastern WASPS love their cocktails. I used to work in an “exclusive” facility for the elderly and they lined up at 5 pm with their personal tumblers to be filled by the nurse on duty. Medicinal dontcha know.
He still looks like a jackass.
My fantasy would be he made fun of a tea party guy to his face.
He was busy kissing the president’s a*s when Obama stopped suddenly after seeing a scournful look on Michelle’s face.
Hockey: Democrat code word for nosejob.
He’s dating Debbie Downer again? Dang, dude….
Ta-raze-ah caught him going at it with Debbie Dumbshit in the congressional broom closet again?
Smashed with a Heinz catchup bottle between the eyes
An improvement to horseface. You go Ta-raze-ah!
In the bottle again, eh Lurch?
Obama must have stopped short!
Who would highstick a geezer – three times?
Answer: no one.
I was hoping somebody had finally punched this POS in the nose. Guess not.
He had an eye job. It won’t help….
Fell off a bar stool……oops, I’m getting my Massachusetts Senators confused, wink, wink.
I agree, plastic surgery.
Did he apply for a purple heart?
Playing hockey? I guess, this time, he had to come up with a more manly sport than wind surfing. My guess is, he and Barack were fightin’ over Reggie’s Love.
Makes him look what he really is, a gangster!
Knockout Game?
You guys call that a face?
I’d wear a pair of pants on a face like that!
Why stop short, Kerry? What you need is a head transplant.
Maybe he was ‘teabagged’.
bullpuckies. somebody clocked this asshat.
thanks!
Skull and Bones.
Remember when Bush showed up with a black eye?
I hope someone beat the crap outa him.
He is the ultimate “Gold Digger”!
He was digging for gold and tripped, lucky he didn’t break a finger too!
National Enquirer will scoop the rest of the media on this…
He does have the intellect of a puck, after all! Probably got sent to the “sin bin” by little Teresa! Ya gotta to know that she could take this pansy in a one on one!
@jwtatt03 Excellent!
Damn, looks like he got between Mooch and a buffet table.
@Katherine says:
January 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Maybe he was ‘teabagged’.
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Heh, wonder if Barney Frank did a sleep over and fell asleep sitting on Alf’s head?
He had his nose up Obama’s ass so far that when Obama farted, he not only broke his nose but the BS pressure that was backed up blackened his eyes.
fuc him,He will most likely apply for another Purple Heart.
WZer’s, some real funny takes on Lurch!
I vote eye job, trying to get rid of those bags below those horse eyes.
The hockey story, I call bull shit on that.
I played hockey through H.S. and checked out a couple of organized leagues ( the kind that Lurch would play in, if he’s any good). I couldn’t take it, “light checking” ( what fun is that?), tossed out for fighting (happen on first offense twice), and the one that pissed me off the most, “slap shots” below the knees! In other words, those pussy “old man” leagues could never have done that to old horse face!
Sparring at the dojo, yah, maybe! I guy can dream!
black eyes look good on him……
he likes it mean??? Kerry’s “B” not happy???
I think Robert (first comment) is right. That looks like the remnants of a little nip and tuck.
Just when I thought he couldn’t get any uglier he proved me wrong.
Plastic surgery.
He needs Plastic Surgery to clean the fat from his head
Well, lets see. When a abused woman shows up with black eyes, it’s because she walked into a door at night. When a pussy whipped kept man shows up with black eyes, he was playing hockey.
No matter, no amount of plastic surgery is going to help him. He will always be horse faced Lurch.
It’s just so pathetic when they openly lie. It is really insulting.
Teresa must have been curing her arthritis with beer and raisins again.
He pulled a Gore and got feisty with his masseuse and she promptly kicked his ass.
rotflmao
Too bad he didn’t get his teeth knocked out so his worthless mouth would swell shut.
Did he put in for a fake Purple Heart for this injury too?
jwyatt03 says:
January 23, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Sorry–great minds think alike!
Vanity…..thy name is (no longer) woman.
What a bunch of vain douchebags these people are…. Seriously, they think they’re movie stars and geniuses all rolled up into one, rather than public servants….
Limousine Liberals….the term says it all.
The closest this horse-faced fuck ever gets to playing hockey is when he smacks a martini olive across the bar with a swizzle stick shaped like a sword…
Playing hockey? What position? Puck?
“Teresa’s handiwork?”
Possibly….Maybe…
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cabrerski
LOLOL
There seems to be a lot of noggin bruising going around in the Congress and Senate. (Not everyone can take long vacays like MO).
Every time you turn around Uncle Joe, Harry Reid…have a war going on with their face. Only logical answer is plastic surgery, but it’s fun to read their spins of walking into walls and things. Idiots.
If that had truly happened it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country and on every main stream media outlet with the caption…
“Brave, Ex-soldier, Current Senator gravely injured during extreme winter sports games.”
Since that didn’t happen it’s obviously he had some touch up so he could look “younger and more virile” for the next election.
Complete total asshat.
this fool is walking talking hockey, DOG HOCKEY
Maybe his queer buddy that likes kids was gonna do him when he went to visit him in prison and the big boys slammed him up against the bars and had their way first