Somalia: Al-Shabaab Bans Women From Wearing Bras Unless They Are Packed With Explosives…
How lovely.
NAIROBI, Kenya, Jan 23 – Two Kenyan soldiers were killed in Somalia on Sunday in a major attack that also left 11 Al Shabaab militants dead.
Military Spokesman Emmanuel Chirchir said a Transitional Federal Government (TFG) soldier was also killed in the air strike.
On Saturday, Cyrus Oguna of the Defence Forces said the militia had resorted to using women wearing bras fitted with explosives to further their cause.
Oguna said that the militia was getting desperate and had started using unconventional means to strike back at the Kenyan army.
He added that the outlawed group was also using propaganda, such as killing civilians and claiming they are KDF officials, as their new weapon.
“We are all aware that Al Shabaab for a long time prohibited women from wearing bras. The phenomenon that is emerging now is that Al-Shabaab is using these women who are in their ranks and supplying them with bras that are fitted with explosives and this is something that is critical even to homeland security,” he explained.
Posted by ZIP on Tuesday, January 24, 2012, at 11:47 am | 
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Well, that ought to make the NOW crowd happy…you can be sure they’re nodding with approval.
Pure EVIL.
I didn’t know they had bras in Kenya.
Gives a whole new meaning to “lift and separate”.
have
Double bonus if the woman is pregnant.
No babies either unless they’re strapped.
Available at Aisha’s Secret.
Send their kids to school with dynmite belts
Worst.
Motorboat.
Ever.
@V in PA Says:
Available at Aisha’s Secret.
LOL!
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These idiots force their enemies to shoot into the crowd, you never know who is going to be carrying the bombs …
Unleash the fight that they want, decimate them. Vanquish them.
Somalia is a joyless cesspool. This is islam in its purist form.
Human misery is at the top of the list for these muzz thug devils. Head choppings, stonings, FGM, 100 lashes, and now a ban on bras.
If they don’t kill you out right, they make your life more and more unbearable.
islam is not a religion, it is a cult of misery and death.
Where are these gorgeous girls from? I want to go to that country, they are so beautiful all decked out in their……tents?
Actually, the rule clomes from a little known fact. The men started wearing the hijabs as disguises in order to infiltrate and blow things up, but then the leaders noticed the rise in the budget for women’s lingerie….and well, they found the muslim men kind of liked wearing the bras…..and the rest of the accoutrements………
How are bras un-Islamic?
These idiots passed “insane” a long time ago.
There really are no words to describe them except, “fucking muzz”.
What exactly did obama send out troops into Africa for?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/14/obama-sends-us-troops-to-central-africa-to-aid-campaign-against-rebel-group/
Over the shoulder bomb holder………
lululululululululululululululul *boom*
Charming.
Will they enforce the new goat laws too?
Start shooting everyone wereing burks. That will cure em.
Might just make them civil as well.
They act like rabid pigs and monkeys
Gross.. some of those ladies really need a saggy boob containment system.
Taking the fun out of fun bags with a bang.
I have a joke that will knock your tits off.
Never mind, you’ve already heard it…
Booby trap?
“Hot Somali chicks” is a contradiction in terms.
@Rufus says:
January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm
How are bras un-Islamic?
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It’s not that! They are trying to equalize the status of their wives, they want the women to be like the goats … they keep them covered up because they don’t have any hair like the goats do, and its undignified.
Sometimes they beat their women because they aren’t as cooperative as the goats, or they aren’t hairy enough.
Only allowed to wear a bra if its full of explosives? Austen Powers will be really upset – no machine gun titties!