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Obama Needs TOTUS For This?..

A teleprompter used by U.S. President Barack Obama is pictured as he meets members of the audience following remarks at Conveyer Engineering and Manufacturing in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, January 25, 2012. Obama is touring six states in three days to promote the themes introduced in his State of the Union address on Tuesday. (REUTERS/Jason Reed)

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35 comments
  1. Clark Narkulis says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    # # #?

    I’m actually surprised it didn’t say “Stop talking now.”

  2. woz says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Wow.

    Just wow.

  3. Yes he did says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    Obama Needs TOTUS For This?..

  4. uncle monkey says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    why isn’t the text angled – even slightly – with the glass?
    This stinks of terrible photoshopping.

  5. dba...vagabond trader says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Worse, using it at an an elementary school.

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/

  6. TKRC says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    King Barry from Kenya isn’t really doing anything to dispel the stereotype that blacks are lazy, is he?

    he’s an embarrassment to them, but he’ll still get 95% of the black vote in 2012.

  7. NoBlahBlah says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Of course he does,

    they don’t want him to do the closing out of habit the way he closes all WH meetings

    ‘Praise be Satan, who gives POWER to all who take it,

    ALLAHU AKBAR’

  8. real American says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    hey monkey—-ever seen one—the text is sent altered to appear normal on the screen….Can you imagine the fun that would ensue if the print showed up like the print at the start of Starwars…. We ought to start a fund to provide a million bucks to the first person to hack into the TOTUS and get Barry to admit some truth…that would be a gas.

  9. Rufus says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Everything about Obama is scripted.
    Without TOTUS he would not know what to say; he can’t speak without prompting.

  10. Billy Ray Valentine says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Obama Needs TOTUS For This?

    Absolutely! Because left on his own DipShit would end up saying “Praise Allah, and God Damn the United States!” Exposing what we know are his true beliefs.

  11. Doug Rose says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Now to see how long it takes that Company to have a Lay-Off or Shut Down,with Obama’s “Kiss of Death” .

    ~@@~

    .

  12. J says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    Obama Needs TOTUS For This?

    Of course, otherwise it wouldn’t have been the campaign speech that it really was. He’s pandering, much like Islam does, until it pounces.

  13. Grass Mud Horsey says:
    January 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Interestingly, the line “do NOT scratch hideous mole” does not appear on the totus.

  14. Charlie R. says:
    January 25, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    It would be fun to take control of TOTUS for a few minutes. I honestly believe that if TOTUS said “Michelle is one ugly bitch” or “I’m a rat bastard communist and I hate America” he’d read exactly what was on the prompter without even thinking about it!

  15. JohnnyAmerica says:
    January 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Such an empty suit. Somebody crafted a speech and Obama knows how to read English. What a puppet, America on auto drive.

  16. Ann says:
    January 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Uh ya — he can’t remember years of his life — do you think he could remember G-D Bless America—the big Christian, I mean Muslim has only been to church 4 times in 3 years but golfed 90 times—I think he needs the help!!!

  17. Clark Narkulis says:
    January 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Things are looking up. He usually ends these things with a “Thanks, guys.”

  18. Raymond says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    He must have visited all 56 states by now.

  19. Xavier says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    They used a cattle prod as a Pavlovian conditioner during training>/strike> rehearsal to get him to say that.

  20. Xavier says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    I really have to stop taking these pills for my back…

  21. Raymond says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Please visit https://www.facebook.com/pages/Friends-of-the-United-States-of-America/123369097685500?created on Facebook and join the poll about the Speech.

  22. Ed says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    I’m surprised he does not burst into flames every time he has said “God bless”

  23. NorthernX says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Well, you wouldn’t want to risk stuttering like an idiot over those complex phrases either, would you?

  24. thesixfour says:
    January 25, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Obama needs TOTUS to tie his shoes and take a crap in the morning.

    He’s a lost little radical without it.

  25. Justan Observation says:
    January 25, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Someone needs to Ron Burgundy his ass. “F%ck you America, God Bless and good riddance to me”

  26. KM says:
    January 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Um, I hope people realize that’s not ALL of his speech most likely. It says “at the end of comments” he made. Love how people take things out of context (and no I’m not an Obama-fan).

  27. Gary K. says:
    January 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Presidential code words for STFU.

  28. NoBlahBlah says:
    January 25, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    @KM

    I’m sorry, I ALMOST said

    what ARE you a fracking idiot!

    but restrained myself,

    Of Course we all know it was at the end of comments, THAT’S the whole point

  29. stratus says:
    January 25, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    The only sad thing about the whole TOTUS thing is that it is not connected to any outside sources, (i.e. internet or LAN), so that someone could actually hack it and have fun with the moron. Don’t you know that there are thousands out there with keyboards at the ready just waiting for that one opportunity to hack it and make him appear the moron he really is. Besides we all know who is running the POTUS, Michelle. It’s really true that Obama is the puppet and Michelle is the puppeteer. Get rid of her and you will see him stammer and stutter like a virgin boy getting his first unadulterated glimpse at a girl.

  30. Macker says:
    January 26, 2012 at 3:31 am

    And here I thought Michelle was the Beard….

  31. Yomayngsup says:
    January 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    Obama’s teleprompter is like a Marine’s rifle–”without my teleprompter, I am nothing.” In O’s case, with or without his teleprompter, he is the most dangerous POTUS ever. He makes Carter look like a political Einstein.

  32. Steve says:
    January 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    No, numbnuts, he needed the teleprompter for the ENTIRE SOTU speech he just gave. Keep flailin’ away, its really entertaining to watch/read. But mostly, pathetic.

  33. Yomayngsup says:
    January 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Oh, and Monkey, you’re probably just a conspiracy theorist at heart, right?

  34. Ben Branson says:
    January 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    How else can he remember the lies, distorted information and one-sided stories. Remember those that tell lies can’t remember what they told us 2 minutes after they tell it . This President does not have the ability to let us know what is really going on within his administration on policy because he has none. Look at it at least three times during his state of the Union he once again used the blame game he has not caused any to it!!!

  35. YeahRight says:
    January 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Doesn’t this show the transparency barry was talking about before he took the office?

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