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“Show me your green card Barry or get your scrawny ass back on the plane, we don’t mess around in Arizona.”
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Barack…pull my finger.
“And one more thing, Mooch’s fat ass is not welcome at our next tamale supper”.
“No, Barry, you can’t go swimming in the Rio Grande, I don’t care what President Calderone said about it replenishing any superpowers you think you have!”
….NO FUCK YOU !
If you think the ass whooping the wookie gives you is bad, then you keep up the stupid comments and you’ll receive an Arizona Ass Whooping!
http://youtu.be/Jvk7faxsxkQ
There is one person, not named McCain, in this State that is not afraid of you.
And Yes! Third grade is the only thing that was long and hard on you!
No Barry, you Narcissist…..Being President doesn’t make you a King!
Step one inch closer, dickweed, and you’ll be wearing pink pajamas at the Hotel Arpaio,
Stop gawking at my boobs, son.
Yeah that’s right, I’m the won!
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′ (WTF)
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-OWS-media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-♫
No, you’re not going to succeed in selling our Arizona to illegals so you can stay in power, you commie pos.
We are going to enforce the Law, you irresponsible derelict.
Now get the fck out of my state.
Love our Gov…………………
“I paid my taxes so your threat of an IRS audit means shit to me!”
That’s right! I eat scorpions and YOU eat arugala.
Hold on… let me get the correct finger up here.
You just “ain’t all that” no matter what anyone says!
Why is it that the only conservatives with balls are women?
@dinob1: It’s required to carry the cream puffs in our party. BTW: We’re also gorgeous unlike the gargoyles on the LEFT.
“You gonna tap what?”
Barry, you stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, I’m not here to kiss your ass, the media has that taken care of. Can’t you ever get enough?
If you don’t get your finger out of my face by the time I count to three, I’m going to let another ten million illegals cross Arizona’s border.
Just look at his face. He has zero respect for her and is laughing in her face. Much like any other woman of power he has to deal with, except for that dude Valerie Jarrett.
“Governor, I think this is where you’re supposed to bow to me.”
hey, butwipe, we don’t need no more stinking liberal progressives around here; McRino is enough. Si, Si.
Deja vu. This woman yelling in my face is genuinely arousing.
‘The One’ is up there,Urkel,not here on the tarmac.
She’s got a pair of balls; the pussy has none.
Don’t FUCK with me ASSHOLE!
Get off the drugs or I won’t let you borrow my makeup.
Who elected you as a emporer Mr tyrant sir!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VUn07dB645c
If you insult my state again, I’m going to stick this finger up your nose and lead you around by it.
“You’re here illegally, you islamo moslim USURPER, so get that plane out of Arizona, and take your childish crybaby ass back to Pockistan!
Get the fuck out of my state and do it now!
Whatever she’s saying, it’s a fake for the camera.
They are on the same side.
…and not only are you a dumbass, but that mouthwash you’re using ain’t working .either
Make my day punk!
“You gotta ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? Punk.”
“Not so tough, now, when you’re standing right in front me, are you, Obama!”
Jan, I’m tellin’ ya, if you’d let me pull out those bad tonsils, you’ll feel a lot better about me, and I’ll give you a little somethin’ that’ll help ya feel better, too, I’ll see to it, OK? You’ll be just fine then, OK? Remember, Jan, I’m your potus, would I not be interested in your best interests?
I can`t even compete with all those excellent captions, so I won`t even bother!!
If you say one more word,you won’t see the election this Fall.
You sir, are an incompetent, impotent, premature ejaculator!
@dinobob1 – with the exception of Allen West, your statement is far too sadly true.
“Now listen here, you Kenyan Illegal Alien…”
You show up here again with no papers I’ll deport your boney ass.
You said you put more boots on the ground, I’m going to put a boot in your ass.
Fuck off!!!!!
“I’m speakin truth to power, Asshole”
“Say ahh, and tell me where to it hurts”
Listen, punk. If you don’t get out of my face right now I’ll hog tie you with your own ears right here on the tarmac. Now smile for the cameras.
The last great act of defiance! (Defiant mouse flips off the attacking eagle!)
Listen to me barry, I’m a Patriot! You are here to serve me, I don’t bow and scrape to you!
We know what your doing, you dirty communist POS, And all I can say is OVER MY DEAD BODY. Yeah ….Fuck You
“Listen up you petulant manchild…”
I can’t go on because I know that Jan would not use such language.
“You!!!…..King Putt……are a disgrace to this country”
I’m a Lady, See this finger? Pretend it’s the middle one.
STFU ya fuckin parasite, now get your ass out of MY state!
There is an interstate over that way.
Now go play in it.
(not a threat just a joke so go f**k yourselves dhs)
“You’re a SCOAMF. Now get your ass back on that plane…”
And you Sir, can kiss my ass.
“YO Momma”
“SHUT UP!” she explained.
h/t Ring Lardner
‘Don’t you dare talk back to me.. sonny.. and look at me when I’m talking to you’..
I googled it, and I found out what Jan really wanted to tell King Putt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbzSi0LTu0s
Aren’t you due in court in Atlanta today?
NO azzhole, Arizona is NOT the 57th state!
“idahosauce says:”
“January 26, 2012 at 3:42 pm”
“Aren’t you due in court in Atlanta today?”
Yo dude! +1
btw, notice how red the ear flaps are? Surprised there isn’t steam pouring out of ‘em.
Yes, I *DID* say you could shove it up there!
Gimmee my jeans back!
idahosauce: bingo!
he loses by default judgment
“And tell that fat a$$ bitc# I’ll kick her a$$ too! “
TELL YOUR FATASS WIFE TO QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO EAT!
Eat Sh– you Co-K Suck-r!
For the last time,put that thing in your pants and zip em.
My Mexican pool boy is smarter than your black maid.
You are not my idea of Jesus.
Fuck you, you worthless cocksucker”
Do I win?
“Pay attention when I’m talking to you! I mean it!”……
She’s so “Judge Judy”…… I’m getting moist…..
Good caption but Brewer’s using the wrong finger.
“Mr. President your Secret Service are three steps away and that’s all I need to plant my boot up your ass. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?!”