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Biden: Nancy Pelosi “Saved This Country”…

I swear he has a team of comedy writers working on his speeches.

Via Beltway Confidential:

Vice President Joe Biden praised House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., as one of the most important House Speakers in American history, and comforted the caucus that lost the majority under her leadership by saying that they “really did save this country.”

“There’s not a single, solitary thing on our agenda that would have gotten done without your leadership,” Biden told Pelosi during a speech to the House Democrats. “Those decisions you made, the risk you took, the losses we incurred, really did save this country,” the vice president added, to the whole caucus.

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30 comments
  1. Sentinel says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    “I had to destroy the country before I could save the country” – Nanzi Pelosi

  2. Zoltanne says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    His sentences are encoded in Bi-denish.

  3. Dapandico says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Can I take Uncle Joe on a snipe hunt???

  4. real American says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    From what—reason? You guys have to to be smoking some really really good shit in those offices.

  5. Nanna says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    If she believes this, she should slit her wrists!!

  6. Smokey says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    One way she could save the country would be to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge…….

  7. Rufus says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Only when she is ground up and distilled into bio-fuel.

  8. SpringTexas says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    If that’s “saving” the country I’d hate to see what she’d do to destroy it.

  9. Dana says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Pretty hurtful to Sen Dirty Harry not to mention his outstanding leadership in saving America from prosperity.

  10. vulfy says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    One large continuous joke!

  11. King says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    QUOTE

    ‘pelosi

    A swear word, like Bull Shit but dirtier. Originally the name of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. She is so full of shit that her last name has become synonymous with it.

    Something that make you quite ill when ingested, such as spoiled meat, snake venom, excrement or other disgusting matter.

    Frequently, violent regurgitation occurs shortly after, if not during, ingestion. Ingesting too much can cause permanent brain damage.

  12. DanlBoone says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    I swear he has a team of comedy writers working on his speeches.

    __
    gotta wonder Zip,

    “ok.. we trot Joe out with the pre-mature, pre-emptive victory lap, while O is pushing through with EPA..

    then we massage it..

    actually that was essentially the same kind of bull Obama was selling in Denver yesterday too

  13. Pete (DE) says:
    January 27, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    One thing you can be sure of is if Biden is talking you are hearing a whole bunch of stupid.

  14. Imanfidel says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    You very seldom see two douche bags side by side!

  15. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Baddy three shoes and the dirty beast

  16. scizzorbill says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Bitem has been doin some bigtime butt polishing on Obi’s backside too lately. Musta got word that his job is not too secure.

  17. Debbie says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    “the losses we incurred really did save this country”

    So bankruptcy,food stamps,dead soldiers and treason is how libs measure a savior and success ?

    Am i still in the US ? Did Joey and nasty Nan become muslims ? Did syphilis reach his brain ?

  18. cato says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    Biden — The losses of the democrat party saved this country…………

    There are a few more democratic losses we need to save the country.

    More democratic losses in the senate, house, presidency and all the agency heads and all the radical marxist political appointments.

    Loss of all the RINOs would seal the deal.

    We can pull the country back from the cliff.

  19. OldVet says:
    January 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Does anyone have any evidence that Biden has EVER uttered anything that made sense? In his life? That he was not plagiarizing ? Another observation is that Biden is not some simpleton, low IQ idiot that is otherwise a nice person. No this guy is rotten to the core, mean, spiteful, hostile, arrogant, despicable.

  20. Grass Mud Horsey says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Yes- saved it from prosperity, affordable and non-government regulated/mandated healthcare, energy independence, and unemployment below 5% – for starters.

    Man, that biden is a whole flock of idiots, all by himself.

  21. Major Glory says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    ..there you go again angain Joe.

    I think you mean she saved {insert crazy here}

    Lebanon, the Catholic Church, Christmas, cats, farmers..

  22. CS_GUY says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Poor Joe,

    His mind is history……..sad.

    Couldn’t happen to a nastier person.

  23. DanlBoone says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Grass Mud Horsey says:
    …
    Man, that biden is a whole flock of idiots, all by himself.

    __
    :lol:

    ..six-guns a blazin’,
    Sheriff Joe mounted his pony
    and rode off in all directions.

  24. Grass Mud Horsey says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    @DanlBoone, 4:27-

    Nice. LOL.

  25. david5300 says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    I did not realize you could form a sentance so obtuse or untrue.

  26. CT says:
    January 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    The list of assplodingly stupid things Biden says are too numerous to list. If ZIP keeps reporting them I fear he may burnout the internet! ;-)

  27. Mudshark says:
    January 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    She probably doesn’t even have nipples!

  28. Gener says:
    January 27, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    I see one of those black “divinition’ like balls rattling in Joey’s head. He shakes his head, and whatever random answer comes up – comes out of that mouth!

  29. L.E. Liesner says:
    January 27, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    I think that there should be mandatory drug test for this administration. “We the People” have a right to know what this bunch is on. I attribute a lot of this nonsense to the mental disease that affects liberals, but they have to be on something else to get this goofy.

  30. Katherine says:
    January 28, 2012 at 1:58 am

    @DanlBoone

    “rode off in all directions”

    Bwhahahahaahahahaha…. Kinda gives you a picture of ol’ Joe’s brain doesn’t it…..all ten synapses misfiring at once. No wonder he needs plugs.

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