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Marxist North Korea Threatens To Punish People Caught Using Cell Phones During Dear Leader’s 100-Day Mourning Period As “War Criminals”…

People have cell phones in North Korea?

(Telegraph) — North Korea has warned that any of its citizens caught trying to defect to China or using mobile phones during the 100-day mourning period for Kim Jong-il will be branded as “war criminals” and punished accordingly.

There are reports from within the isolated state that food supplies are again dwindling and that there has been an increase in the number of people attempting to cross the border into China. Many of those that do manage to cross the frontier eventually manage to reach South Korea, where an estimated 23,000 defectors have now settled.

The Workers’ Party has issued the stern warning in an effort to deter more from attempting the already perilous journey, apparently in an effort to ensure the stability of the new regime of Kim Jong-un, who took over from his father, according to Good Friends, a South Korean relief group.

People who are caught attempting to flee the poverty and political oppression in the North, as well as those detained in China and sent back over the border, usually end up in the North’s network of hard labour camps, human rights groups have reported, while repeat offenders can expect to be executed.

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18 comments
  1. V in PA says:
    January 27, 2012 at 11:55 am

    North Koreans have cell phones!

  2. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 27, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Kim Jong is in the flamming place way down there along with all his kind

  3. Katherine says:
    January 27, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Sounds like a perfect place for our Leftists who claim that communism is such a compassionate system of government and will provide equality and social justice.

    They hate ‘evil capitalism’….so let’s do them a favor and send them to a place which practices what they claim to love.

  4. Sentinel says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    The White House has warned that any of its citizens caught trying to defect to Canada or using mobile phones during the 100-day mourning period for George Soros will be branded as “war criminals” and punished accordingly.

    There are reports from within the isolated state that food supplies are again dwindling and that there has been an increase in the number of people attempting to cross the border into Canada. Many of those that do manage to cross the frontier eventually reach Canada, where an unestimated amount of defectors have now settled.

    The SEIU and AFL/CIO has issued the stern warning in an effort to deter more from attempting the already perilous journey, apparently in an effort to ensure the stability of the regime of Barack Hussein Obama, The Magnificent, who crowned himself as Supreme Ruler in 2013.

    People who are caught attempting to flee the poverty and political oppression in the US, usually end up in the 99%’s network of hard labour camps, human rights groups have reported, while repeat offenders can expect to be executed.

    There, updated for the future of this country should Obongo get re-elected.

  5. moonsbreath says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    The question should be….they have cell phone towers? Huh?

  6. DisturbedMary says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    By cell phones he means the prison intercom system.

  7. ImNoDhimmi says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Like father, like son. Is anyone surprised?

  8. Rufus says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Tree bark sandwiches and grass soup isn’t good enough for them, huh?

  9. cpc314159 says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    What they mean is the use of tin-cans-and-string communications between prison cells.

  10. Max & Eric says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Sentinel….LOL, Holy crap, its sad in the fact that we feel this way. We all know its coming.

  11. Sentinel says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    @Max & Eric

    Yes we do. Students of history are wide-eyed at the “progress” these Marxists have achieved in the past 60 years; and we know the end state as well. Question is, will enough people awaken from their Hope and Change dream state to the reality of Communist type ruling party.

  12. Mike_W says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    This is what Obama has planned for the U.S.A.

  13. veldy says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    DisturbedMary-cpc314159
    You are both(partially)correct. The tin can and string is actually at the end of the runway on each level. And it’s coin operated.

  14. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Kim Jong was a war crinimal himself the UN is full of war crinimals Obama and Clinton are war crinimals

  15. Fishy Commentator says:
    January 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Next on the North Korean Agenda: All people who have breathed one too many breaths of air (which by the way, is the property of the State) are War Criminals and will be executed!

  16. ImpassiveSentinel says:
    January 27, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Did you hear that? Four cell phones just got turned off.

  17. david5300 says:
    January 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    I agree totaly.
    Both people who have cell phone should show the proper respect to the ” Dear Leader ”
    100 days is not enough, they should forgo this obceane western technology in favor of courrior pigon. ( oh I forgot thoses were eaten)

  18. David Kramer says:
    January 27, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I read somewhere, they do have cell phones. They are set up so that they can only call within their own network. They cannot access outside that network.

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