Caption This: Obama Working With His Speechwriter…
“No, no, no, this is all wrong. Needs more class warfare.”
President Barack Obama talks with Jon Favreau, Director of Speechwriting, in the Oval Office, Jan. 23, 2012.
Posted by ZIP on Monday, January 30, 2012, at 9:23 pm | 
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Paper? Paper? I don’t need no stinkin paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need TOTUS.
I don’t care if we’re broke! I want this floor leveled immediately!
Why should I have to read it twice?
“And right here is where I blame Bush”
“Why can’t I say Goddamn America”?
This script’s going to have to be changed, I shot Bin Laden myself after a brutal hand to hand fight.
I want more “I” “Me” “Myself” mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Look at the speechwriter’s body language. The poor guy can’t believe he’s working for such a brainless douche.
“How do you pronounce ‘corpsman’?”
I can’t even pronounce half the words in this resume – no wonder this guy hasn’t been able to find a job for 3 years.
Barry “No I didn’t write this for the Harvard Law Review. Where is Bill Ayers?”
What do you mean TOTUS turned in his resignation letter?
Is this the speech for the $3.00 lottery winners or the $38,500.00 per plate donors?
“I think better when I have some of that fancy-schmantzy White House furniture to put my feet up on.”
Could you get with the wookie and have her help you with the speech for the brotha and sista on the south side of Chicago next week. I need more ebonics in the speech.
Don’t forget one very important fact…
you are not looking at a candid snapshot.
These are ALL well-calculated, posed, propaganda photos.
Even the feet-on-the-desk ones, which are designed to demoralize patriots.
I should know…remember my wheel-chair? Didn’t think so.
“These 9th grade level words won’t fit on Mr. Teleprompter.”
And here are the blueprints for my new vacation home at marthas vinyard
“OK I will take Duke going all the way in the NCAA tournament. Make sure this goes out today”
“What did George Soros think about this part right here?”
Who’s that little Black Boy behind the chair?
He’s NOT my Son,
“the words are too long. Nothing over two syllables and try to get it down to a 4th grade reading level after all I’m talking to my peeps.”
So just tell Opie, no cameo, no movie. And work the girls in too.
What’s this word “freedom” doing in here?
Did you order that new furnature for Reggie that I ordered from IKEA
A couple ounces of sticky and another 8 ball of that blow Chavez sent last week. And get some GHB for the girls, I mean, for Michelle’s friends.
Look, this is the third version of me talking and it says exactly the same as the first.
What do you take me for?
…and then for my second cabaret number, I’m going to need a big Carmen Miranda hat, you know, with all the fruits and… did you just snicker?
“How did you get my college transcripts, they were suppose to be shredded”.
……..and I voted for this guy, thinks the speechwriter, what an a-hole.
Here is were I say I saved the Gulf, created a bazillion jobs, visited all 57 states, lead Seal Team 6 after Bin Laden, played a few rounds of golf, and still only take modest vacations…
“What are you doing here, this is written at a 10th grade level”. “Now take it, and don’t bring it back until you have it down to the 8th grade level.”
“Come on, Jon. You can fit in ‘Sam I am’ somewhere in here. Try, man! This is important!”
And right here I say, “Bow before me! Grovel and beg for your miserable lives!” Wait, we haven’t seized power yet? Sighhhh, OK, put it back in the filing cabinet for now.
and right here I want a joke about spilled milk.
OT: I just noticed something. Next to Lincoln is that some kind of hidden door or old dumb waiter hatch or something?
“Look…these words are too hard to pronounce and the sentences are too long. We need more platitudes and empty rhetoric and don’t make it any harder than 8th grade level or I’m not going to know what the heck I’m reading and I might say something stupid like corpse-man again”.
No, no, I want more bullshit, it’s way to light on bullshit.
So this is how that occupier crouched when he took a crap on that cop car? cool
This is for you America….
“You gotta change this paragraph right here. If I say this, Mookie is gonna beat my @ss…again…all night long.”
Hahaha Bee1!
You’ve inspired me to whip out the Photoshop!
@OxyCon
LOL please post it here….am really looking forward to seeing it.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a village near the forest. Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a black riding cloak, so everyone
in the village called her Little Black Riding Hood.
Jon, do you really think this will go over the head of the CBC, nah, Mr.
President, it will cheer them up…….
Now heres Michealles new menu totaly vegan and UN approved
@Spurwing….
That reminds me. This early AM there was a pediatric physician on a radio program telling how many vitamins & minerals will be lacking in kids if these schools put into gear the Michelle O food plate deal. He said Vit C. was one most notably lacking.
The ped. doc was not at all a happy camper about this whole new food plate thing for kids!
@Bee1, here ya go. Best I could come up with:
http://s699.photobucket.com/albums/vv353/OxyCon/?action=view¤t=ObamaOWS.jpg
And here is where we sneak in the part about getting rid of term limits on the office of the president….heh heh..
Just put “slow down” in several parts of the speech so that I don’t studder this time. Those %*^$)# conservatives keep putting videos of me studdering on YouTube. Oh, and make sure you don’t leave out any promps so that I don’t make any protocol mistakes this time like that toast to the Queen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCsfyaOGdw&feature=related
You know, folks are keeping track of my studdering. I wonder why????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUZFMHXbD8&feature=related
How do you say this word: c-o-n-s-t-i-t-u-t-i-o-n ???
‘Ummm…after we go over this…ummm….could I maybe fuck you in the ass?’
Did Mr. Soros approve this paragraph?
My take can be seen here: http://anexconsview.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/barry-and-the-speechwriter/
“No…see? See, uh, seeeeee? This here is a misprint- It shouldn’t say ‘kneel before Zod’. Should say ‘kneel before Bama’. And are my imperial robes back from the dry cleaner yet? “
Why would anyone trust a person who doesn’t write their own speeches?
“Sorry about my snoring last night, Jon. Hope it didn’t keep you up.”
Right here, it needs more cow bell.
@OxyCon…..that was brilliant my friend – brilliant.
Well done!!!
I am so tweeting that pic – giving you credit of course.
@OxyCon. Here`s what I posted
Obama takes a page out of OWS playbook. Props to OxyCon for making this pic twitpic.com/8dzgfj
@nosweatt
Now…if I can get 4 more years, I can have enslave the American People and they will be calling me Slave Master. Lets work on repealing this slave thing Lincoln in-acted.
“Okay, I want it to read like this, because of the previous administration’s egregious errors and lack of leadership, unemployment will rise to 10% by election time. (Raise chin, look imperialistic)
“Can we afford to go back to the same failed policies that got us into this mess, or will we stay the course and finish what we started? (smiley face).
“We cannot undo the damage of 8 years in only….General, we are working here, dammit. What?… keep my hands where you can see them…tell those MP’s to take their hands off me immediately….. Michelle… Help…George…
“It needs more ‘I, ME, MY’ here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here… ad infinitum. And more cowbell, right there.”
I don’t understand these big words… here, here and here.