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Obama: I Created 22 Million Jobs…

Errrr, maybe not.

“We’re starting to see some signs that the economy is picking up. We’ve created 22 million jobs over the last … or 3 million jobs over the last 22 months.”

Posted by ZIP on Monday, January 30, 2012, at 7:03 pm | Like Tweet

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44 comments
  1. TexasPharmacist says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    He created 22 million UNemployed.

    Lying asshole.

  2. Go Go Gomez says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    How about 3 jobs in the last 22 million months ?
    How about larger characters on the ‘prompter, dude?
    How about asking the Wizard for a brain?

  3. Dapandico says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Doesn’t matter, He pulls numbers out of his ass and the LSM runs with it.

  4. Rufus says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Drunk again!

  5. Doug Rose says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Somebody should FIRE that Teleprompter !

    It must be Bush’s Fault!

  6. woz says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    I’m waiting for him to start using terms like “jillions”, “zillions” or “bazillions”.

  7. woz says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Obama: I Created 22 Million Jobs…

    IN CHINA

  8. Dapandico says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    He has created 22 million green energy bankruptcies.

  9. Stephana says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    More like 22 million lies. Change the Dope 2012.

  10. gastorgrab says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    “We’ve created 22 million jobs over the last…..”

    ————

    ……but all those companies have now gone bankrupt.

  11. teleprompter says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. ”
    ― Joseph Goebbels

  12. Dapandico says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    22 million fund raisers.

  13. gastorgrab says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    If Obama has added 22 million jobs to the federal government’s payroll, then he hasn’t done anyone a favor.

    The only jobs that add to the substance of our culture are the ones that create a profit……the ones that exist in the private sector……those jobs that PRODUCE MORE THAN THEY CONSUME. Every person employed by the government must be payed by raising taxes. Our government has no other means of income.

    Liberals are actively trying to destroy all private existence.

  14. Bumr50 says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    He doesn’t even know what a job is.

  15. stinkn kenyan fag says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Poppers

  16. stinkn kenyan fag says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    I DO TOO KNOW WHAT A JOB IS.

    ….its the 10 bucks i make suckin off homos behind the dumpster

  17. Mad Dog says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    Everybody knows the TOTUS is the brains behind the administration. When Obama’s done being president, he’ll get a gig as one of Jeff Dunham’s dummies.

  18. sb says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Be nice to barry! he is all drugged up and doesn’t know what he is reading.

  19. gastorgrab says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    How many of these jobs that Obama created were created in the state of Texas?

  20. libertyinall50 says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Excuse me, you meant to say that you inspired 22 more million jihads to work for the Muslim Brotherhood.

    That statement might be the only truth since 2008, other than mentioning that Kayne West is a Jack Ass

  21. crudcutter says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    TOTUS was last seen being led away by three uniformed Secret Service Officers. The family has not been told of his where abouts. WH lackeys speaking off the record said the Kenyan was outraged by yet another TOTUS screw up and ordered it be sent for reeducation.

  22. Axel says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    A liar that is looking very rough around the edges. Rode hard and hung up wet.

  23. Boomerette says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    He lies as easily as most people tell the truth.

  24. dapper dan man says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Wow, if the liberals are successful in getting this morons bust on Mount
    Rushmore they will have only to do his backside, because this moron talks
    out of his a** most of the time……
    He means destroying 22 million jobs, that just a half days work for this Evil
    Eye Fleegle and his quadruple double whammy he lays on America……..

  25. Dapandico says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Axel says:
    January 30, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    A liar that is looking very rough around the edges. Rode hard and hung up wet.
    ———————————————————————-
    Explains why Debi whats her name is the DNC spokesperson.

  26. srdem65 says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Just how does one “create” millions of jobs?

  27. jeff says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    TOTUS screwed up…………..

  28. Harleybob says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Fuck’in dope is he hitting the crack pipe again?

  29. canadian says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    True Muslim don’t know a lie from the truth.

  30. Papoose says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Draft West 2012

    at your leisure,

    http://southfloridateaparty.net/node/2314

  31. OldVet says:
    January 30, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    The economy will start to pick up the day it’s certain his dumb ass will be gone in 2013. Problem is I don’t see ANY certainty with the 4 remaining Repubs.

  32. Spurwing Plover says:
    January 30, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    LIAR,LIAR,PANTS ON FIRE,HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE

  33. Wile E says:
    January 30, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    MSNBC BREAKING NEWS: Obama has created 22 million jobs. Oh, and pigs fly…

  34. rwbtt says:
    January 30, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    What a freaking a hole, just opening that ole pie hole to hear himself talk. Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, Your a loser dude. STFU and go away!

  35. Commieobamie says:
    January 30, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    In CHINA!!!

  36. sablegsd says:
    January 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    zero has created zero jobs. somebody needs to tell him he’s a worthless, arrogant jackass.

  37. cabrerski says:
    January 31, 2012 at 12:02 am

    @dapper dan man says:

    Wow, if the liberals are successful in getting this morons bust on Mount
    Rushmore they will have only to do his backside, because this moron talks

    ———————————————————————-

    Will the carving show the whip marks that Mookie gives him every night?

  38. Slaughter the Sheeple says:
    January 31, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Fucking teleprompter screwed up again! (Made in China)

    The sorry asshole is too fucking in love with himself and his great singing talent (yeah right) to know what he is saying.

    Oh well, the MSM will carry the lie

  39. cabrerski says:
    January 31, 2012 at 12:04 am

    22 million? 3 million? Damn, I had eleventy quadrillion in the pool.

  40. ratsofred says:
    January 31, 2012 at 4:33 am

    And the Chi-Coms are grateful !

  41. Zoltanne says:
    January 31, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Obama: 22 million jobs in 57 states

  42. Debbie says:
    January 31, 2012 at 8:28 am

    It depends on your definition of the word jobs.

    Paying minorities to attend English classes and give birth is the POTUS’s idea of employment.

  43. Mark A says:
    January 31, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    I don’t even believe the 3 million jobs part.

  44. Questionman says:
    February 1, 2012 at 5:11 am

    It’s 2012 and the racist right are pulling out all stops! It seems like since Barack has taken office, the Republicans are so mad, that they are no longer able to hide their racism or their hypocrisy. It used to be so easy for you all to hide it. These racists jump quick to brand him a liar because everything he’s said is a lie(racist mentality) He added 3.156 million jobs to the private sector in the last 22 months. That’s a factual statement.

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