Classy: Oklahoma Democrat Mocks Pro-Lifers With Amendment To Ban Masturbation In Personhood Bill…
Via Political Wire:
Oklahoma state Sen. Constance Johnson (D) was so enraged at a “personhood” bill that sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception — even before the egg is implanted in the womb — that Jezebel reports she offered her own amendment which would have added this language:
“… any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Posted by ZIP on Wednesday, February 8, 2012, at 5:24 pm | 
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Is she just bitter that she isn’t getting any?
I am El’ Ejackulatoriador!
You will never get your hands on my hands. Wont happen lady!
I was just about to rub one out till I saw that face…….maybe next week
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
Everytime a sperm gets wasted,
God gets very irate.
“… any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
*sighhh*
There is NO child. See, THIS is what is totally wrong with how the liberal pea-brain is wired.
Was a time when such an action was considered actual contraception.
This would put a lot of gay men in trouble with the law.
This bill is HOMOPHOBIC! … she should be arrested for a hate crime.
So depositing semen in a woman’s mouth is wasted? Not in my book honey.
If I am going to commit a crime……..
What do I mean ‘if’? I’ll go ahead and plead guilty now.
I can just hear the conversations in prison now, ‘I’m in here for murder, what crime did you commit against humanity?’
BTW-What would that do to one of their beloved ‘special interest’ groups, the gays?
I’m all for the amendment, just so long as it contains whatever provisions and funding are necessary to ensure that I’ll always have a woman’s vagina ready and waiting for me.
Living in Oklahoma often presents unique challenges to the term “sane”.
Generally speaking, this women has the tact of a rhino.
Jsut because she shares something with our POTUS she truly believes she may do as she pleases without recourse.
She soon will know the opposite. Apologies for both parties on this “non-issue”.
She looks like a swallower.
They always said that Bill Clinton didn’t have sex with Monica Lewinsky, but now we find out he was probably a child abuser.
By that logic, wouldn’t the female menstruation cycle be considered murder?
I would certainly agree with Constance Johnson, though the article or maybe even the bill fails to note when exactly did the egg enter the womb. I am certainly pro life but such a bill would be ridiculous on its face.
Of Course Johnson was being witty with her bill and she new it was absurd .
Oklahoma state Sen. Constance Johnson (D)
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shes just pissed off as her lover shot his juice on the wall..instead of her love box..
Damn. Unbeknownst to me, I’ve been on a hell of a crime spree lately.
Nice to know some of our elected officials have not only a basic respect for constituents with differing views, but a solid grasp on basic biology. (not to mention common sense.)
Very comforting.
Typical black pro-abortion Democrat Congressman who is as ugly on the outside as the inside.
She earned a bachelor’s degree in French from the University of Pennsylvania.
Her OWS constituency gonna be real upset over this
Demoncrats consider it all fun and games to do the Devils work, the Constitution has nothing to do with government, they were elected to play and spend money as much as possible
Can we refer to her now as “the jackoff queen”?
Mackie says:
February 8, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Of Course Johnson was being witty with her bill and she new it was absurd .
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1. witty-Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
2. witty-A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.
Witty? I’m not feeling it.
Yeah – what are we going to do with all the teenage boys now?
Oklahoma, what in the HAYL are you doing with this ass-clown in your Senate?
@Rupaula: Oh come now, please don’t force me to make a citizen’s arrest!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
These comments are hilarious.
Just another crazy, bitter, angry, black woman.
Good one Rufus! And obama will be the first to go to prison. And it’s islamophobic also, denying beastiality and all.
Ejaculatoracism in action. Nice.
Surprised she didn’t exempt gays and muzz, the current darlings of Democraps.
If they would just issue every Catholic a photo of her, none of them would have to worry about paying for birth control again.
How do morons like this get elected?
@Rufus: Yep.
“…any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
Sounds anti gay, to me. Fire her.
Really????? REALLY?????? R.E.A.L.L.Y.????? Good gawd, make it stop! AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
P.S., she needs a new weave. That one has lost it’s value. Pffffttttt
If there were a right-wing press, the headlines would have read:
DEMOCRAT SAYS HOMOSEXUALITY IS ILLEGAL.
RAPE MAY BE LEGAL
After all, how many horny teenager can ejaculate just by watching some bikini-clad beauties frolicking on the beach. In that case an immediate rape is the only legal solution.
A racebaiter talkin’ masterbaitin’ and babyhaitin’.
Eugenisist Margret sanger unavailable for comment.
What if your tubes are tied? Now that complicates things boy howdy.
Onan approves of this amendment.
A different crime usually comes to mind when i hear the phrase “sticky fingers”.
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“The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”
- Ayn Rand
Sniffy Pop! You did it again! Just spit out my coffee!
Guess we can call her The Blob since that’s what the lefties call babies in the womb.
To quote Basil Fawlty: “Don’t touch me! I don’t know where you’ve been.”
Hell hath no fury like a [fugly] woman [not] spermed.–
with apologies to William Congreve
Makes you kinda get a warm feeling………
Is that Carl Lewis in drag?
Jezebel, what an accursed name. What kind of lunatic would name their baby girl that with the history behind that name. Though I do guess she is actively trying to live up to the legend, so perhaps it wasn’t too far off after all.
Ahh my mistake, Jezebel was the name of a publication, carry on.
Sorry Barney, no more brokeback moments with the boyfriend, if this passes
you will have to saddle up with Stretch Pelosi…….
Get a handful Barney!!!!!!
Br’er Rabbit says:
February 8, 2012 at 6:32 pm
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LOFREAKINL!
All the goats and camels in Muzzie land breath a sigh of relief!
The demacRATS have no shame do they?
this old RAT has no idea. liberalism is a mental disorder.
Reggie Love and tingles hardest hit.
The years have not been kind to Marcy from Married With Children.
Call her bluff and pass it as written. Force the Democrats to expend effort and political coin to remove it, all the while having to explain why they wasted time writing it in the first place.
and she thinks Obama is a masterdebater.
And this woman is from the state “Where men are men, and sheep are scared”?
(Sorry – that’s an old “Texas” joke
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With a face like that I’d say the bill is premature.
I am in Oklahoma, and I bear no responsibility for this woman. I vote straight Republican ticket!
As for her, “Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
So, being a Democrat will make you go blind?
OK, Sen. Constance Johnson (D), Idiot. Arrest Bill Clinton first, the blue dress don’t lie…(not as much as Bill, anyway.)
mental disorder….
HT/savage
Look, idiot democrats, perhaps this can help you understand…
I like eggs, see. I like them scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, or baked into a delicious chocolate cake. I also like chicken. Roasted, barbequed, fried, or pressed into little breaded nuggets, I love them all.
Yet despite my intense love of chickens and eggs, the day I accidentally crack a FERTILIZED egg into a pan and find myself looking down at a sizzling little baby chick, a chick foetus, or even an embryo, is the MONTH I switch to corn flakes for breakfast.
I strongly suspect egg producers are well aware of the subtle nuance here, either that or they are all republicans, because this sort of thing has not happened to me even once in fifty years of joyful cracking.
Blackbird: “Call her bluff and pass it as written. Force the Democrats to expend effort and political coin to remove it…..”
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That’s the way to get Democrats to repeal ObamaCare. After they lose control next year, every questionable aspect of that legislation should be used to beat Democrats over the head with.
Use their own monstrous creation against them! Use it in a manner that threatens their funding, and Democrats will offer up the repeal legislation willingly.
Is it still legal to have sex with barnyard animals?? Juss’ sayin’.
You all do realize this little quip of hers is stolen almost line by line from the movie “Legally Blonde”, right???? She’s clever by half.
so…..does this mean that anyone who SWALLOWS is an accomplice to a crime?
10 million women (and one Rod Stewart) GUILTY !
I sincerely hope that the OK state senate brings the amendment to the floor for debate, and a public vote- and takes video for use in campaign ads….
SHE STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE ‘LEGALLY BLONDE’ THAT IS TOTAL PLAGIARISM
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Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point…
I have to wonder if the defendant…
kept a thorough record of every sperm emission…
made throughout his life.
Interesting. Why do you ask?
Unless the defendant attempted to contact…
every single one-night stand to determine…
if a child resulted in those unions…
he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever.
Why now? Why this sperm?
I see your point.
And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions…
where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg…
could be termed reckless abandonment.
I believe you’ve just won your case.
Ms. Woods, you did well today.
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This woman cannot differentiate a B-movie comedy from reality. I bet she also thinks Guam will tip and probably has a freezer full of cash.
Too bad her parents didnt stop at masturbation
Sheesh.
Can we get a waiver if there is a vasectomy involved?
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Yes, yes it can.
Stevie Wonder
Pitiful stupid! Let’s also include a clause that says every time any woman menstruates it’s an action against an unborn child.
She is unrepresentative of OK. Sad what the Democrats have become.
So if she does not get voted back into office, will that be her electile dysfunction?
Don’t you hate it when you have a good bit of self righteous woman hating going on and then you turn around to find the left is just laughing at you? Almost as if you jerkoffs were completely impotent?
You know, almost…