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Malignant Dictator Hugo Chavez Must Return to Cuba Where World-Class Physicians Will Excise Another Cancerous Growth From His Body

Give him a leech.

(Breitbart) — Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez said Tuesday he will undergo surgery in the coming days to remove a “lesion” in the same area where a cancerous tumor was extracted in mid-2011.

Chavez, who faces a serious challenge as he runs for re-election this year, said the lesion was found during a medical checkup over the weekend in Cuba.

“It is a small lesion of nearly two centimeters in diameter, very clearly visible. That requires that that lesion be extracted and a new surgical intervention,” he said on state-run VTV television.

The Venezuelan leader has said he was declared cancer-free after the surgery and four rounds of chemotherapy, but details of his condition have been kept secret.

The latest disclosure raises new questions about his health as he faces a credible challenge for the presidency from Henrique Capriles, who was chosen in a heavily attended primary this month as the sole opposition candidate.

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52 comments
  1. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    When he dies on the table in Cuba, Venezuela will blame 0bamacare.

  2. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Sean Penn will stay by Hugo’s bedside holding his hand and reading from the koo ran.

  3. CMU VET says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Cuban health care or as its known here: Obamacare.

  4. chasworth says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    I wonder if he still smells sulfur……

  5. Axe says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    The whole of chavez is a cancerous growth in desperate need of being excised…and cuba is in no way capable of such an operation.

  6. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    Will the Cubans rape him with a ultra-sound?

  7. Axel says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    I am surprised barry hasn’t invited him here for medical care.

  8. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    @Axel – Barry wants him to survive.

  9. LyleLovett666 says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANCER!

  10. rboa says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    you have that backwards.
    A tumor grew a chavez and it needs to be removed.

  11. Rob says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Physicians Will Excise Another Cancerous Growth From Chavez…
    =======================================

    it’s about time they removed his brain…

    Sean Penn has offered to donate whats left of his brain… to Chavez

  12. crudcutter says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Colon cancer is a bad way to goo. Tough shit Hugo.

  13. Chuck_Barry says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    You mean the best doctors in the world didn’t sure him the first time? Mikey is gonna be disappointed.

  14. Brad in Denver says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    Pardon me for this but… DIE MOTHERFUCKER!! There, now I feel better

  15. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Assainate his doctors every one of them

  16. chickadee says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    I have absolutely no compassion for this evil fcker.
    He is getting what he has coming.

  17. cpc314159 says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Wow, that is one ugly motherfucker of a growth. Oh, wait, my mistake. That’s his head.

  18. hempstead says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Seems righteous that a cancer should ravage this despot for he has been no less a cancer on his home country……

  19. crisp says:
    February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    I guess there aren’t any decent doctors in his own country?

  20. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    February 21, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Don’t have to wish him any Ill Will.

    When he gets to the Big Taqueria in the Sky.

    He is going to be asked many questions, and that my friends may take an eternity.

  21. KenH says:
    February 21, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    Look forward to pissing on your grave, fuckwad

    Die slow

  22. TexasPharmacist says:
    February 21, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    He has the typical Prednisone moon face. In higher doses, prednisone can cause severe acute depression and what is called “steroid psychosis”.

    For lurking liberal fuckstains, steroid psychosis is NOT limited to anabolic or androgenic steroids, so don’t even fucking try.

  23. Gork says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    @rboa: You beat me to it. The tumor wants to have a Chavez removal.

  24. cabrerski says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    The Cuban doctors probably got all of the cancer, but they are going to have a whale of a time removing that world-class booger from his left nostril.

  25. Bee1 says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    America has a huge cancer that needs to be cut out. It`s called Obama and I hope surgery on November 6th 2012 will cut out that tumor once and for all.

  26. Snowblind says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    IT’S NOT A TOOOMAH!

  27. Nomadic100 says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    No doctors in Venezuela will treat His Excellency, because, you know, if the outcome were not good, well, then… Plus, he doesn’t trust them. Enemies are everywhere!

    Clearly Chavez has metastases, at least one. That was predicted some time ago. Likely the impending surgery is only palliative and is intended to delay his death. It may be successful, or not.

    I suspect he will not be alive, or, if he is, only marginally so, by the October elections.

  28. idahosauce says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    pssst…hugo, you are almost gone…only a few more days and all will be revealed..sucks to be you.

  29. OxyCon says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:26 am

    I bet this was the work of a blue eyed devil yanqui!

  30. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:27 am

    I hope his place crashes and he dies in flamming agony Him, Castro and, sean penn

  31. Commieobamie says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:35 am

    Oh, oohh, OOOOOhhhh!!! I see it, it’s disgusting!!! Squarely right between his shoulders. Need to remove it immediately!

  32. Ms.Hickster says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:39 am

    Here we have Malignant-Dictator, and elsewhere there is BenevolentPatientPastor Youcef on death row.

    Life is so astronomically weird.

  33. BeforetheStorm says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:55 am

    He’s going to have Sean Penn surgically removed from his colon?

  34. sabashimon says:
    February 22, 2012 at 1:11 am

    “Physicians Will Excise Another Cancerous Growth From His Body”

    I think they’re talking about his head.

  35. NoDragonspeak says:
    February 22, 2012 at 2:14 am

    You know if he hadn’t had make such a mockery of and aversion to sulfur and was willing to study & accept the nutrition / goodness concept /repentance learning .. he just may have found something valuable ..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylsulfonylmethane

    Nahum 3:19 .. there is no healing of your hurt; your wound is grevious. All who hear the news about you clap their hands over what has happened to you. For upon whom has not your unceasing evil come continually .. ?

    Eze 28:17 … Your heart was proud & lifted up because of your (self perceived / philestinian) beauty; you corrupted your wisdom for the sake of your (self lust / narcissistic) splendor. I cast you before kings, that they might gaze at you … you have profaned your santuaries by the multitude of your iniquities & the enorimty of your guilt, by the unrighteousness of your trade …

  36. Madame DeFarge says:
    February 22, 2012 at 2:20 am

    @ chasworth “I wonder if he still smells sulfur……”

    He’s probably beginning to smell sulfur for real, getting closer every day to the gates of Hell. He’s a goner.

  37. Shadowblitz70 says:
    February 22, 2012 at 2:39 am

    Remove cancerous growth from his body?

    There wont be anything left…..

  38. Pete (DE) says:
    February 22, 2012 at 5:54 am

    I do not like the man for what he is doing but I do not hate him. Having just lost my wife after a five year struggle with cancer, I would not wish that on anyone. I wish him well with his battle of this terrible disease.

  39. Spots the Dog says:
    February 22, 2012 at 6:35 am

    Hugo can’t talk his way out of this one. The Grim Reaper will not be down with Hugo’s B.S. Time to get right with Jesus, Hugo.

  40. Smokey says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:09 am

    Get ready for a pitchfork to the ass from old “El Diablo”…..

  41. Pendog says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:24 am

    It wouldn’t take a surgeon to remove that freakin’ booger from his left nostril. Eeewwww.

  42. james brown says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:31 am

    DEAD MAN WALKIN……

  43. Rufus says:
    February 22, 2012 at 7:42 am

    Chavez Must Return to Cuba Where World-Class Physicians Will Excise Another Cancerous Growth From His Body

    Barry crawled up his ass too?

  44. ThomNJ says:
    February 22, 2012 at 8:14 am

    I’ll bet Danny Glover and Sean Penn are falling over each other to donate organs and blood, and if he dies, to be pall bearers.

  45. American Infidel says:
    February 22, 2012 at 8:25 am

    ‘Another cancerous growth…’?

    …damn, how many surgeries does it take to remove obama’s tiny little dick from hugo’s crud infested ass?

    I can only hope when this asshole goes, its slow and incredibly painful! His people deserve a fuckload better than him or his family…..

  46. American Infidel says:
    February 22, 2012 at 8:26 am

    @Pete: Brother, I sympathize for your loss, but fuck hugo chavez sideways!!!

  47. deez says:
    February 22, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Hugo quickly spirals downward while being treated by the Cubans, while the dead-to-rights Lockerbie bomber who has the same cancer lives on long after expectations.

  48. dba...vagabond trader says:
    February 22, 2012 at 9:43 am

    After he fulfills that contract hope Venezuelans come to their senses and cleanse their homeland of commies.

  49. Br'er Rabbit says:
    February 22, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Maybe life isn’t fair, but in this case i would have to excess this one a bit
    longer to come up with a different conclusion for Hugh Go……

    But if you suck all your life, there is a good chance you will suck in the end
    and come up with the short end of the stick, up yours!!!!!

  50. John says:
    February 22, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Only one question.

    WHY?

  51. david5300 says:
    February 22, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Let’s see if thaey can do something about his face. It has to hurt him because it killing me.

  52. david5300 says:
    February 22, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Let’s see if they can do something about his face. It has to hurt him because it killing me.

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