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Quote Of The Day: “I Want To Thank Michelle Obama For My Style. I Am Studying Her Oeuvre. Her Oeuvre Is Fascinating”…

Those word were spoken by John Lennon’s son Sean (seen below rocking his Mooch-inspired style) during his mom, Yoko Ono’s birthday party.

Via HuffPo:

Well, we didn’t see that coming.

During the celebration of Yoko Ono’s 79th birthday party on Saturday, her son, Sean Lennon, took the time to talk about the First Lady’s style.

The Chicago Tribune reported Lennon thanking Michelle Obama for inspiring his style before introducing his mother to a crowd of fans:

“I want to thank Michelle Obama for my style. Michelle has been my inspiration. I am studying her oeuvre. Her oeuvre is fascinating.”

Keep reading…

After looking up “oeuvre” in the dictionary it’s clear he has no idea what it means.

oeuvre/eu·vre/

Noun:

The works of a painter, composer, or author regarded collectively: “the complete oeuvre of Mozart”.

A work of art, music, or literature.

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91 comments
  1. Anna says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Let this serve as a reminder to you kids out there; don’t do drugs.

  2. Davey Mac says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Dang, guess my high school French failed me – I thought “oeuvre” meant “egg”. Studying MO’s egg? Holy contraception mandate, Batman!

  3. Its 5 O'Clock Somewhere says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Well he certainly has the stuffing of his pie-hole down to a tee…

  4. Pete (DE) says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    He may not have sucked a wiener but I bet you he has held a few in his mouth.

  5. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    yeah, but dude thinks scruffy hair on his face isn’t dirty and sloppy looking.. it’s just part of his oeuvre ..

    whereas Michelle is usually clean-shaven

    so there’s that glaring difference

  6. Craig says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    I agree with the word meaning, mooche is clearly a piece of work.

  7. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    .. I’m a simple man. I thought oeuvre’s were those crackers with tasty stuff on ‘em

  8. Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    I would like to know what really happened to her Law License to complete her oeuvre.

    And I don’t think he did a dictionary check, but since he is so cool it is OK.

  9. SpringTexas says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Nothing’s more hilarious than seeing a pretentious little brat use big words incorrectly but thinks it makes him look cool and smarter than everyone else.

  10. ZIP says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    @ Craig

    It’s possible he thinks Mooch is a “work of art.”

  11. Chris W. says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Two tools living off daddy’s name in one day.

  12. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    but admittedly, he has begun to capture that androgynous subtlety so fundamental to Michelle’s oeuvre..

    it’s an artsy thing.. ya’lls wouldn’t understand.. being racist and all
    /

  13. Teacake says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    This used to be the Three Stooges material. Now its everyday reality.

  14. Calypso Jones says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Isn’t that french for egg. I’m serious.

  15. Smokey says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Three letters…….LSD……

  16. MerriMac says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    He wears Lennon glasses? What a tool!

  17. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    He said Hors d’oeuvre, such as tomato sauce and tortilla chips.

  18. Hening says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Really sad. “Oeuvre” doesn’t even fit that sentence, and I have no clue what syntax he’s using that word in.

    What was once a very cool man did not pass on his good genes it would seem. Sean “Lackland”

  19. Teacake says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Now that I think about it the 3 stooges predicted the future. I used to think it was funny when Curly told some lady he was trying to impress at a party that he studied Pig Latin in college. (lol)

  20. eurw says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    ZIP says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    @ Craig

    It’s possible he thinks Mooch is a “work of art.”

    =====================
    from the same folks who think a crucifix in urine is art?

  21. American Patriot says:
    February 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Typical of moronic progressive stupidity!

  22. skydiver says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    He’s copying his dad with the glasses, so he’s hardly original!

    It came out a few months back that John liked Reagan (does that mean he was a republican,article didn’t say)!

    Yoko, always sucked, and thought she was leading edge on everything artsy,society trends, and always a ultra liberal! Like mother, like son!

    I guess he likes mooooches tranny look!

  23. rickyd says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    This english fop needs to shut his pie hole. Way to procreate ONO and JONO. Beautiful.

  24. Dapandico says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    His beard looks like woookie back hair.

  25. ThomNJ says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    This loser is lucky that daddy left him a crapload of $$$$$.

  26. dba...vagabond trader says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    So Sean is coming out the closet? Big whoop.

  27. skydiver says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    @MerriMac

    Hey, I didn’t see your post about the glasses.

  28. arby says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    As to who is the true heir to their father’s legacy, let’s just say “Sean is to Ron Reagan as Julian is to Michael Reagan.”

  29. Daddy-O says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Yeah, although it may seem great in theory, that whole manboobs, mullet, I’m-a-nobody-but-I’m-wearing-the-same-glasses-as-my-iconic-father, Jake Blues fedora thing doesn’t work so well in person, does it?

  30. Teacake says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    He didn’t really have a chance considering who is mother is. She came from a very wealthy family, she is pro-pallie, and ultra pretentious.

    Was John divorced at the time he met Cousin It?

  31. Teacake says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Oh I get it now!!!!! Thanking Mooch for being able to copy her style means he figured out how to spend a fortune on clothes but looks like Target.

  32. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Dapandico says:

    He said Hors d’oeuvre, such as tomato sauce and tortilla chips.

    __
    gotta be quality> tortilla chips and fresh tomato sauce to be authentic Michelle’s whore d’oeuvres.. from what I heard

  33. DisturbedMary says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    This is his father’s son. This is his father’s son on drugs.

  34. Rufus says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Mental disease due to a genetic mismatch in parentage.

  35. whitestone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Really now… why does he want to study her ovaries… oh wait… never mind…

  36. SpringTexas says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    I thought I was looking at Chaz Bono for a second.

  37. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    The perfect example of a total dweeb

  38. dba...vagabond trader says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    “I Am Studying Her Oeuvre. Her Oeuvre Is Fascinating”…

    Soon to be incorporated into wimmins studies dept @ Princeton

  39. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    A dear friend of mine God rest him named a little collie mix of his “Yoko” after the Live Peace in Toronto festival (1969).. the dog sang amazingly like Yoko Ono..

    it was part of his ouevre

  40. jim says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    The Lennon’s = Three generations of pot smoking and drugs and counting!

    Typical thoughts of child born by parents on LSD!!!

    Let’s see when will Sean be going in for his transgender operation or drug rehabilitation????????

    Typical liberals

    One more thing about what drugs will do to your mind who would ever marry Yoko????

    What a dog!!!

  41. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    do these stretch pants make my ouevre look fat?

  42. Visitor says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    So Sean Lennon thinks being a jerk is fascinating.

    O.K., then, got it.

  43. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I’m still struggling with this new word tho..
    does ouevre include having sex with Baracko?

  44. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    the report said that he probably suffered a mild food poisoning from Michelle’s ouevres

  45. jim says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I believe the glasses that Sean is wearing are originals it looks like one of the lenses are shot out!

  46. Hammer Libs says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Maybe he meant Captain Oveur from the Airplane movie.

  47. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    the young Lennon endeavored to emulate Michelle’s oeuvre but unfortunately, it was too pornographic

  48. MWR says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Is he eating a McDonald’s apple pie? Is that what that thing is? What the heck is he eating, and would his beloved Michelle Obama approve of its caloric content?

    Maybe if he thought Mooch actually DESIGNED her clothes I could stomach the use of the word “ouevre.” But as it is, no one uses “ouevre” in regular conversation except elitist leftist d-bags who think their excrement doesn’t exude a foul odor.

  49. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    ♫ Instant oeuvre’s gonna get you

  50. Maggie says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    My gay-dar went off.

    Sorry…

  51. jim says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    So he wants to look like a angry black amazon women from the south side of chicago?

    Thi kid has high standards!

  52. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    young Lennon also admires the whole works of Judy Garland..

    oft times he’s found singing,

    Somewhere Oeuvre the Rainbow

  53. Major Glory says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Michelle’s an artist (like his dad?) I suppose if her husband can nail a Nobel Prize and a Harvard Law Review rolling out of bed, I suppose this is the logical conclusion of affirmative action.

    B+

  54. Noelegy says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    I’d really like to know what her contribution to style would be. The boob belt? The too-tight cardigan? The “signature pop of color” (otherwise known as a completely unrelated color being thrown into the mix)?

    I’d like him to define what he regards as her style, rather than just using fancy words.

  55. Wooooo!!!!! says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    The good news for the recording industry is no one will ever pirate anything he or his mom did.

  56. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    it was just a passing fancy with Michelle, because Lennon ♫used to Love Her, but it’s all oeuvre now

  57. MN Jim says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    I am not sure if he meant to ad “sarc” after his comment about the Wookie’s style or if he is really that brain dead.

  58. PC says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    I’m telling you, it’s something about people named Sean.

    Sean Lennon

    Sean Penn

    Sean “Ali” Stone

  59. Helen says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Maybe he meant “ouvre” in the French slang sense of the word, meaning “tiny lumpy man-tits. In which case, YEAH, he’s got the look down perfectly.

  60. DanlBoone says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    hearing young Lennon say some stupid things is like deja vu all oeuvre again

  61. MerriMac says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    @skydiver

    re: the glasses-we both had the same thought tho-what a moron this person is

  62. Sentinel says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    I think the “ouvre” he was emulating was Michael Moore’s ouvre – sloppy fat ass and stupid.

  63. Libra says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Actually the word “oeuvre” is French for “fat-assed tax siphon.”

  64. Edge of the Knife says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Dude put on a bra!

  65. Billy Ray Valentine says:
    February 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    @ZIP

    a work of art in the words of the Drill SGT in Full Metal Jacket.

    “You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”

  66. pizzacorner says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Man-Boobs Lennon needs to have Mooch put him on a diet.

  67. mojo says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    From the Latin “ovum”, an egg.

  68. mojo says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    PS: koo-koo-ka-choob

  69. succotash says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    Yes I can see the resemblance,stuffing his mouth,making a goofy face,unkempt appearance only thing missing is the signature boob belt which he desperately needs.

  70. skydiver says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    @MerriMac
    Your so right!

  71. Redwine says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    I guess Sean really is studying Mooch’s oeuvre. He needs a “mansiere” the way Mooch needs a girdle.

  72. Bee1 says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    That grinding sound you hear is John Lennon turning over in his grave.

  73. Roy Batts says:
    February 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    I looked Sean up:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irrelevant

  74. TexasPharmacist says:
    February 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Yoko’s ugly daughter is pretentious and stupid. My what a combination.

  75. Clark Narkulis says:
    February 21, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Mamasan caterwauled little Sean to bed every night until he was 32. The end result is not surprising.

  76. JUSTKEEPITREAL says:
    February 21, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    He probably sings as good as his mother, a real class act.
    Apple don’t fall far from the tree.

  77. Papoose says:
    February 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Wow, look at me! I can swallow a hot dog whole!

    that oevure, i think.

  78. will says:
    February 21, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    John shoulda used a condom. Yoko pro-choice? Missed a Planned Parenthood opportunity.

  79. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    John lennons big problem came when he met up with those hindu wackos and he became a vegan like paul McCartney did and sean looks as wacky as the rest of these doofusheads

  80. Auntie Stupidity says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    His DNA spells Spook, compliments of both parents.

  81. Nothing up my sleeve says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    I guess things just sound better in French when you’re getting screwed by the Obama’s.

  82. meenie says:
    February 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    what a queer-looking walrus ‘he’ is

  83. Fay says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    DanlBoone, LOL (literally) at your comments…all of them. You made me feel better at the end of a long day. Thank you!

    Oeuvre and out…

  84. Axel says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    A cross hybrid between an owl and a fat John Cusak.

    Maybe we will get lucky and he will do a Chasity Bono only reversed. Celebrities sure know how to produce some screwed up humans.

  85. vinny says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Oeuvre now must stand for gigantic fat ass.

  86. Axe says:
    February 21, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    She has delivered zero ouevre on her own accord. She appoints that task to subordinates to complete in her stead, merely claiming authority over and credit for the ouevre of others on account of her political position and standing alone. Ouevre has nothing at all to do with style. It is a term that indicates production. If this clown would pause his revelling over the smell of his own gaseous eminations long enough to open a dictionary, he might know this, and cease to reveal himself as the fool he has become because of it.

  87. Grumpy Mechanic says:
    February 21, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    If he admires Moochelles “style” so much, where is his “boob belt”…lord knows he could use one

  88. Silkcat says:
    February 21, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Does he have a bra on?

  89. Miny Moe says:
    February 22, 2012 at 12:21 am

    “You better get yourself together darling
    Join the human race”

  90. Dr Koolaid says:
    February 22, 2012 at 1:41 am

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but this boy (?) was wearing diapers till the tender age of five.

    Who are we to judge? Lets give him another 50 years to mature…..

  91. Citizen Jane says:
    February 22, 2012 at 8:38 am

    I love cartoons. There is one called Frankenhole, where Blanket pays Victor to bring Michael Jackson back to life. Blanket’s tries so hard to get his daddies approval, “look how weird I am”. Michael just wants to die again.
    I think John would react much the same. . . .

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