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Lefty Degenerate Bill Maher Claims Jesus Christ Was “Palestinian”…

Never mind the fact that there’s no such thing as a “Palestinian” then or now.

BILL MAHER: You are allowed to have your opinion. You’re allowed to have your opinion that a Palestinian 2000 years ago walked on water and did magic tricks and he was really still his own father and all that stuff. That’s fine. You can have whatever opinion you want, and the fact that a billion other people believe it gives you a lot of strength and credence. But I also have the opinion that that’s ridiculous, that it’s anachronistic, this is the 21st century.

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47 comments
  1. Daddy-O says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:14 am

    What the hell does a Leftist, atheist, degenerate fool like this fool know about Biblical history or scholarship?

    Fool.

  2. ideocracy says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Bill Maher you are entitled to your opinion. I have no interest in anything you say or believe.

  3. cs_guy says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:16 am

    It gives me hope that Bill knows Christ so well……

  4. bettyann says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Indeed. The closest thing to a Palestinian then were Samaritans, decendents of settlers King Cyrus sent to settle the Levant after he had deported all the people in the time of Daniel.

    Jesus was descent of King David on both sides of his family, directly king being of Benjamin through Mary. Jerusalem is located in Benjamin for a reason.

    Fuck these idiots, like Mohammed, they have no idea what they are talking about.

  5. gastorgrab says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Doesn’t this conflict with his Atheism narrative?

    According to him, did Jesus Christ even exist?

  6. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Somone needs to pinch mahers nose witha pair of plyers and twist his probosis until he screams then twist it even more

  7. Pendog says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:20 am

    We already knew your ‘bold’ views on Christianity, lil’ Bill, hows about you show us how bold you really are and give us your views on Islam and it’s phony son, Morehamplease.

  8. Rufus says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

    The Demons all know that not only are they going to lose the WH, but the Senate as well.

    They are desperate and the word has come down to say absolutely anything they can think of.

    Besides, who watches the Piers Morgan show, with Bill Maher as guest?

  9. Hammer Libs says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Jesus was a carpenter and a fisher of men. Sadly for Maher, even Jesus can’t fix stupid.

  10. Davey Mac says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

    The one question those without faith can never, ever answer is “where , when or how did it (us) start?” The very beginning. Until they show me the person wearing the white lab coat with the pocket protector and Maddow glasses, I’m sticking with the God thing. Call me crazy.

  11. real American says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Isn’t this asshole supposed to be a comedian? Has he ever said anything funny or semi-intelligent? I think only a small minded person would fine him even slightly entertaining.

  12. sb says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

    The most entertaining thing about fools is that they never seem to realize what they are!

  13. Clark Narkulis says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Maher is a biblical scholar like Obongo is a constitutional scholar.

  14. The Original says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

    This guy just needs to shut up. So is he claiming King David was a Palestinian? Jesus is from his lineage. Not only was it stated at the time of His birth, but it is part of the prophecy of His birth.

    King David killed a Palestinian (then called “Philistine”) with 5 small stones. Palestinians have been easy targets for Hebrews (or Jews) for many, many centuries. Unfortunately, Palestinians just don’t seem to learn the lesson that if you strike at the Hebrews first, they will attack back and obliterate those who attack them.

    For more . . .

    http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/456536/Philistine

  15. Libra says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Maher, of course, continues to demonstrate his idiocy. There never was a country called Palestine nor were there Palestinians. It was a collective term given by the Romans to the area and the diverse tribes of the Levant–probably a corruption of Phoenicians.

  16. gastorgrab says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:24 am

    “The Palestinian people does not exist. The creation of a Palestinian state is only a means for continuing our struggle against the state of Israel for our Arab unity. In reality today there is no difference between Jordanians, Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese. Only for political and tactical reasons do we speak today about the existence of a Palestinian people, since Arab national interests demand that we posit the existence of a distinct “Palestinian people” to oppose Zionism. For tactical reasons, Jordan, which is a sovereign state with defined borders, cannot raise claims to Haifa and Jaffa, while as a Palestinian, I can undoubtedly demand Haifa, Jaffa, Beer-Sheva and Jerusalem. However, the moment we reclaim our right to all of Palestine, we will not wait even a minute to unite Palestine and Jordan.”

    - Zahir Muhse, PLO Executive Committee, March 31, 1977

  17. WM says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:25 am

    I’m confused. Does this make Pontius Pilate a one-percenter or a ninety-nine percenter?

  18. Major Glory says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:25 am

    So there was an Arab?

  19. Boomerette says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:26 am

    @Clark Narkulis

    ++++++

  20. cranky says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I am an athiest. However, it is a personal belief and athiests need to stop calling people of faith “stupid”. People like that give people like me a bad name.

  21. WM says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Also, what does this make Charlie Manson?

  22. fubar says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    it doesn’t matter WHAT he believes

    he’s insulted how many millions of Christians? although I doubt any of them watch/listen to him anyway. he’s the reason i canceled HBO

  23. Trey in the Bay says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Why do we give douchepons like this a forum? Bill Maher is a not very funny comedian! I don’t know who he had to blow to get his TV gig, but, damn, why is his opinion on anything relevant? I have a message to Bill, if he’s reading, your use of the word “anachronisitc” is incorrect. If you are going to use really big words to impress the idiots who listen to you, do them a favor and use them in the correct context. I suggest you use a DICTIONARY when writing your diatribe.

  24. Commieobamie says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Just keep telling him he’s a moslim and his head will explode.

  25. Shadowblitz70 says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Q:
    Whats the greatest trick the devil ever pulled off?

    A:
    Convincing the world he doesnt exist

  26. chasworth says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Maher is gonna fry…….

  27. Shadowblitz70 says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:35 am

    @ gastorgrab

    They KNOW Jesus existed. We all know he did.
    The difference is they think he was just a regular man.
    We think he is the son of god, and god incarnate.

  28. Chris in N.Va. says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:36 am

    So……migrating peoples who crossed the former Bering Strait land bridge would therefore make the Native American tribes basically Mongolian?

    Or…..ultimately we’re all just Mesopotamian at the heart of it all?

    Wee Willie May-I just seems to continually verbally excrete, then step into, piles of a mes-o’-something.

  29. spindok says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:36 am

    He is an idiot. During the time of Jesus the area was the Roman province of Judea.

    It was not until after the failed revolt a century later that the Romans renamed it Syria Palaestina.

  30. The Original says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:38 am

    “Shadowblitz70 says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:35 am
    @ gastorgrab

    They KNOW Jesus existed. We all know he did.
    The difference is they think he was just a regular man.
    We think he is the son of god, and god incarnate”

    They won’t even admit that Jesus is an historical figure. I didn’t waste 4 years studying history to not at least know that.

  31. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:39 am

    PETA once claimed jesus was a vegetarian withour bothering to mention LOAVES and FISHES and about him telling those fishermen to cast their nets over the right side of their boat

  32. tommysixscrs says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Bill Maher is a jerk. He spends his days mocking God and christians alike. I feel his pain the day he meets his maker. Then he will go, DOH!!!! I’m screwed. Shame on him for mocking God, I have no pity on him….

  33. interested says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Maher isn’t funny, he is a venom-spitting little snake.

  34. Noelegy says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Pet peeve: it’s “atheist,” not “athiest.” It’s from the prefix “a” meaning “lack of, against, no” and “theos” meaning god. “Atheist” = opposite of “theist.” It’s not an adjective, like “dreamiest.”

  35. jack says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Bill Maher said he never expected or even dreamed of being rich on a recent show. I would say giving a million bucks to O’s PAC puts him in that catergory.

  36. Spurwing Plover says:
    February 28, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Just look at someone who runs around without a brain and shooting off their piehole all day

  37. chillis65 says:
    February 28, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    This POS better pray i dont come down with a terminal illness.
    I’d pay him a visit before i go.

  38. KenH says:
    February 28, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Y’know, there never has been any doubt he is a complete fucking moron as well as a democrat propaganda operative. However, it is nice to have it confirmed on a regular basis.

  39. Idiots On Board says:
    February 28, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Someday this degenerate asshole will be on his deathbed and hopefully suffering. He will then welcome death and hope for an afterlife. If I am correct, his afterlife will be in a very warm place.

  40. johnnyreb says:
    February 28, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    And Pontius Pilate was born in Bedrock.

  41. Gord says:
    February 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Ole Bill is still pissed at God for being born with that hideous mug.

  42. NoDragonspeak says:
    February 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    sigh ..

    Isa 26:10…Though favor is shown to the wicked, yet they do NOT learn righteousness / maturity; in the land of uprightness they deal perversely and refuse to see the majesty of YHVH ..

  43. Minuteman says:
    February 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Remember 1 Kings 19, when Elijah was discouraged and had his dialog with God, when God passed by the mountain upon which Elijah was hiding?

    “My thoughts are not your thoughts and My ways are not your ways.” Isaiah 55:8

    People like Maher cannot see the truth because they are not looking for it.

    As Jesus said: “My sheep know my voice.”

    Shaddap Maher!

  44. paquette says:
    February 28, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    They can say anything they want. Two things you can not change Facts, and History.

  45. ihatelibs says:
    February 28, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    “Magic tricks”. When Bill’s time is up I wonder how “magical” he’ll think eternity in hell will be?

  46. FastEddie says:
    February 28, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Does anyone actually care what this intellectual buffoon really thinks?

  47. Ann says:
    February 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    This moron just says thing like this to get press — he thinks he’s to cool for school and that all his fools (used in the Biblical way—someone who will not hear the truth even when shown that it is correct)will think he’s cool —IT’S A LOOK AT ME MOMENT —GUESS HIS MOTHER DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY ATTENTION WHEN HE WAS A CHILD!!! CAN SHE RETRO ABORT!!!

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