Romney: ‘Not willing to light my hair on fire’ in GOP race

Romney: ‘Not willing to light my hair on fire’ in GOP race

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  1. Rufus says:

    You got to admit, he DOES have great hair.
    If I were him, I wouldn’t light it on fire either.

  2. gastorgrab says:

    I’m not sure his hair would burn anyway.

    It’s made of Kevlar, ya know.

  3. TheIslamicComic says:

    Hows about you burn them high-waisted blue jeans then?

  4. JCM says:

    It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.

    Samuel Adams

  5. Bumr50 says:

    Yes, we all know you’re not going to go to the mat to fight for our beliefs.

    But thanks for continually reminding us just how pathetic you’ll be against Barry.

  6. Bill H says:

    He doesn’t need to light his hair on fire- he’s already a flaming asshole. In any case, contrary to what some others think, if you were able to light his hair on fire, someone would mistake it for a refinery fire.

    Sorry, but his hair just makes him look like the Paulie Walnuts character from “The Sopranos”.

  7. spepper says:

    That was his “Bob Dole Moment”.

  8. Laura Castellano says:

    Heh. How long before he is branded a racist because Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire once?

  9. Craig says:

    His pants are already on fire, but save the pretty-boy locks for a souvenir.