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Obama “Guaranteeing” His Reelection…

You know, because the economy is roaring back to life.

Via Beltway Confidential:

President Obama once again predicted his reeelction, saying on ESPN that he has five more years in office and hinting that ESPN’s Bill Simmons might receive an invitation to next year’s White House ‘all-star’ game.

“I’ve got another five years here and somewhere along the line my Bulls are going to come through here,” Obama said about the Chicago Bulls visiting the White House after winning the the NBA title. When Simmons said that the president was “guaranteeing” his reelection, Obama laughed in apparent confirmation.

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35 comments
  1. a human says:
    March 1, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Thanks GOP.

  2. cs_guy says:
    March 1, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Probably, when you murder for your power it seems plausible.

  3. Rufus says:
    March 1, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Well, you don’t expect him to forecast a loss, do you?

    He can say it, but all the polls show a landslide defeat is in the making.

  4. Otis says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Can’t be said enough: Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. And so is the GOP.

  5. andycanuck says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Roaring back to life just like he stopped the koran-burning-related attacks to end in Afghanistan.

  6. ONETRUEPATRIOT says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    This is just another bet he has going…kind of like all the winners he’s chosen in the Super bowls and NBA championships. NOT! He’s dieing a slow death and he knows it.

  7. Faith4Mishel says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Of course, he is confident!! We all know that FRAUD and FRAUD only, will possibly get him another term!! Sickening!!!!!!!! Socialist crooked thug!!!!

  8. Calypso Jones says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    The bulls are gonna do good heh? What’s he gonna do, take out the knees of all their competitors? The chicago way?

  9. woz says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    “When Simmons said that the president was “guaranteeing” his reelection, Obama laughed in apparent confirmation.”

    How creepy is that?

    I’m imagining a BWAHAHAHA kind of laugh.

  10. TexasFred says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Maybe Obummer knows he can get re-elected because he is having those killed off that can expose him…

    From my friend Zane Cofield on Facebook:

    Andrew Breitbart announced at CPAC that he would be vetting Obama and showing video/audio proving some very nasty stuff about him. He’s now dead ‘of natural causes.’ Obama’s alleged former gay lovers began dying of mysterious hit and run accidents right after election day 2008. His grandmother who is on tape recounting the birth of Obama in Kenya also keeled over within hours of his election. That’s why I’m thinking Sheriff Joe needs to be very careful since today at 3PM he’s going to brief all major news outlets on the data collected in his investigation of Obama’s eligibility.

  11. Annieoakley says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    President Soros said so!

  12. Jimco says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Do the dims think people will just give up and not vote? They were assuring everyone of victory in 2010 too. Does anyone think the voters that ran the dims out of the House of Reps have changed and now think Obama is just wonderful? If anything, they are more pissed.

  13. Ha says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    thank you GOP. FOUR MORE YRS! FOUR MORE YRS!

  14. Boomerette says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    The more he runs his mouth about five more years, the more people will tell themselves, “I’ll show you.”

    I’d love to see the Dems’ internal polls.

  15. Redwine says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    cs_guy and TexasFred –

    I wouldn’t put any tactic past this evil regime, including murder.

  16. No Shame says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    choke on your ego

  17. Dapandico says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    He may be correct after talking with an obama supporter today. She is buying into the media hype that Wall Street and the GOP is causing the increase in gas prices to prevent his reelection and it smacks of overt racism. I asked her about Fast & Furious, Solyndra and MF Global, as usual got the deer in the headlights look from her. Also I was called a smart ass for mentioning algae as an alternative fueld. The media is winning the war.

  18. fubar says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/03/ten_indications_that_obama_is_scared.html

  19. J Beck says:
    March 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Not a chance. Zero had the advantage of being the politically correct “new face” last time, not to mention the blaring praise of the media. This time, the illusion’s gone, he and “Millions Michelle” have riled every thinking person from coast to coast, and even the TV-addled drones are having a hard time massaging the propaganda into the pseudo-reality they see around them.

    Sure, few people like the GOP offerings, and there’s always a chance that RP and his muslim army might strip a painful portion from any GOP candidate’s numbers, but Zero can’t pay off everyone, and it appears he might not even be able to prevent an economic reality check before November, despite all the tricks available to his banker/treasury/fed buddies.

    If he pulls more than 20% (approximate sum of unions and welfare addicts), I’d be very surprised. Carter got pretty much swept, and he had the benefit of an illusion of “a nice guy, but incompetent”. Zero doesn’t even have that.

    My money’s still on an attempted dictatorship in the fall, but I’m the overly paranoid sort. Despite all the cheerleading, their internal polls have to look pretty gruesome, and they’re clearly already posturing to do away with the other branches of government. To them, the election is just a formality, and unnecessary, if it doesn’t suit their purposes.

  20. rwbtt says:
    March 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    I had no idea at all that the POTUS owned the Chicago Bulls. When did he purchase them? MY bulls indeed. More of your freaking Bulls–t is what you are spouting about again. Go away already and STFU!

  21. MmmPolitically says:
    March 1, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    When something is RIGGED, guarantees are easy…

    Just sayin’.

  22. jabbernaught says:
    March 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Sure, you’ve got 5 more years … hah!

    You may be in love with your narcissistic self, but the majority out here HATE you and can’t wait to see you behind bars, or pushing up dirt.

  23. antipinko says:
    March 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Holy crap! That kind of arrogance makes just want him to lose even more…

    Sadly, the arrogance won’t end when he loses in November 2012. We’ll still be forced to deal with listening to both him and his followers until he departs this planet.

  24. ga steve says:
    March 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I can’t wait to see obama cry.

  25. doobster says:
    March 1, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Hey J Beck, I’ve been saying the same thing for years! Just wait for the ultimate “crisis” to take place in late Sept. or early August that will necessitate the declaration of marshal law. Once this happens, its game over for freedom in this country. Remember, most dictatorial regimes get voted in, THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

  26. jimmey Seven says:
    March 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    He’ll win re-elaction the same year the Cubs win the world series.

  27. termite says:
    March 1, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Why doesn’t he just buy a bulls win like he bought a senate seat and presidency ?

  28. Katherine says:
    March 1, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    He’s counting on all that fraudulent voting to carry him through. I’m sure they already have all the arrangements in place. And with the SEIU at the polling booths in many places, it can be easily done.

  29. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Obama will win easily get over it the.repubs suck the white man’s party is dead losers LOL.

  30. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    The problem with repubs is they are so hateful and angry it makes them look like a bunch of loons as orielly would say romney or whomever runs against Obama is gonna get embarrassed u repubs are so dumb wise up I think you all should pack up and head to back to maberry losers LOL.

  31. Baconeatingkaffir says:
    March 2, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    How’s he going to do that? Are the Iranians and Afghani morons being allowed to vote?

  32. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    And for you romney fans remember his flip flops and his lack of personality he doesn’t have the charisma to get elected he’s just another republican white guy we’ve all seen it time and time again bush badly damaged your brand repubs suck LOL thanks for nominating such a terrible candidate Obama will win in 2012 I guarantee it

  33. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    The popular vote doesn’t count the electoral college is gonna do what’s best for the country and they know Obama is best for the country not some right winged nutt wise up folks LOL

  34. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Repubs won’t control the white house for the next 20 years I guarantee it

  35. thaone says:
    March 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Mormons are weird LOL they believe that Satan and jesus are brothers what a bunch of nutts they aren’t Christians its a demonic cult even liberals know that its a sign of how desperate repubs are to make a Mormon their nominee nice move you all are making it to easy for Obama.

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