Do steroids cause brain damage? The answer appears to be, yes.
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ZIP | March 29, 2012 11:57 am
In your hole, does your family sleep in one bed and produce no waste. Until you do STFU.
Steroids=shit for brains
Huh- was aware of ‘roid rage, did not know about ‘roid retardation.
You’re a very special lil’ ballplayer, aren’t you Jose?
Oh just STFU already and get your ass to the next reality TV show for losers…
Good grief . . . why would anyone listen to someone who can’t even spell simple words?
Massive comedy relief from the news today. You’re the best, Zip!
He’ll never be accepted by mainstream liberalism.
His spelling is atrocious and his grammar is primitive. Liberalism is all about appearance over substance.
Is this a joke?
Jose, perhaps it is you who needs to study. Try reading a book from time to time….
Let me see, is this the same Jose “Roidboy” Canseco who used to race his Porsche up and down Crow Canyon Road at 120 mph during his glory days with the Oakland A’s. I guess he is hurting for money and looking for a Goracle handout.
A quiz from a man with a sub 90 IQ? Where do we color in our answers, Mr. Hypocrite?
“Liberalism is all about appearance over substance”
I love that…..
“Hole” families used to sleep in one bed and produce no waste.
They also died at age 45 from scurvy or malnutrition or consumption or whatever.
Now we live in big houses, drive cars, and live to be 87 years old.
How did this happen?
It is called progress. Brought to you by free market capitalism.
You are welcome.
Illiturusee is runnin’ umuk in Amaruka.
I think he’s typing with his elbows. How can someone who doesn’t understand the proper use of they’re / their / there possibly comprehend climactic science?
Y’all have to read the full article. Special surprise in his last tweet.
April’s fools early?
Yep, he was quite the consumer where I live, when he was in the minors -racing about our streets in his high hp Porsche. Same as ManBearPig; just another loud mouth huckster looking for some more fame.
With America’s preoccupation with sports, Canseco will probably get more press than any of the presidential candidates.
Sad… Ain’t it?
He a flaming illiterate, an idiot and a hypocrite.
Jose, Globull warming didn’t cause your testies to shrink, it was the Roids.
Jose needs to go on Eastbound and Down.
Do steroids cause brain damage?
Canseco was/is STUPID from birth, so NO & YES….
The juice, drugs, and MTV show EXACERBATED his STUPIDITY!!!!!
Too many bean balls Jose.
The science says!
Populations of bears is up.
If Jose Canseco want to be a total fool then let them suffer for their wreckless behavior
I can’t wait for his Harvard speech on climate change,his demonstration on his personal efforts to conserve energy and his collection of hard data.
We just need to wait for him to learn english,math,how to print,ecology,biology………….
Awwww! He doesn’t care about global warming,sounds like he is in love with the roly -poly bears! I think we should set up a face to face,alone,just the two of them.How romantic! He gets to meet his dream date and she gets lunch!
So much BULLSHIT out of one’s mouth at one time. I think the steroids cooked his brain.
simply ‘roid rage..can’t help himself
We’re getting complicated scientific advice from a guy who, on Celebrity Apprentice, finish BEHIND the following mental giants:
Lay off the juice, Hose B. I’m worried about you.
On February 10, 1989, Canseco was arrested for reckless driving after allegedly leading an officer on a 15-mile chase. He was found guilty and fined $500.
On April 11, 1989, Canseco was arrested in California for carrying a loaded semi-automatic pistol in his car. He was released on $2,500 bail and pled no contest.
On February 13, 1992, he was charged with aggravated battery for allegedly ramming his then-wife Esther’s BMW with his Porsche. On March 19, 1992, Canseco pled not guilty to charges of aggravated assault and later underwent counseling and fulfilled a community-service requirement.
Canseco was arrested in November 1997 for hitting his then-wife, Jessica. In January 1998, he pled no contest and was sentenced to one year probation and required to attend counseling.
In October 2001, Canseco and his brother, Ozzie, got into a fight with two California tourists at a Miami Beach nightclub that left one man with a broken nose and another needing 20 stitches in his lip; both were charged with two counts of aggravated battery. The brothers both pleaded guilty and received both probation and community service.
In March 2003, Canseco missed a court appearance while in California working out a custody dispute over his 6-year-old. The judge revoked his probation and sentenced him to two years under house arrest followed by three years probation.
In June 2003, Canseco was arrested at his home for probation violation after he tested positive for steroids. Canseco spent a month in jail without bail.
In May 2008, Canseco revealed that he had lost his house in Encino, California to foreclosure saying his two divorces had cost him $7 to $8 million each.
On October 10, 2008, Canseco was detained by immigration officials at a San Diego border crossing as he tried to bring a fertility drug from Mexico. He stated the drug was to help with his hormone replacement therapy, needed due to his use of steroids. On November 4, 2008, Canseco pled guilty in federal court and was sentenced to 12 months’ unsupervised probation by U.S. Magistrate Judge Ruben B. Brooks.
The 2008 A&E Network documentary Jose Canseco: Last Shot chronicles Canseco’s attempts to end his steroid use.
Shut the fuck up loser.
Turn up your heat —– Kill a polar bear!
Cooling your body temperature will extend your lifespan 20%? WTF? Human body temperature, blood pH and electrolyte levels all exist in a very narrow range of values. Outside of those ranges, your body can get into serious trouble…temperature included. That ignorant asshole should keep his mouth shut.
Well Jose, we don’t all sleep together in my family because we don’t qualify as a “hole” family…we live in a house. Thanks for playing anyway.
And Jose, why don’t you try that body cooling thing? Hypothermia might become you.
Stick to illegal synthetic hormone therapy, Joe. A poet you ain’t.
Not that I really want to respond to this fool’s contention that we all need to turn our heat off at night to save energy…I have to:
This is totally false. By turning off your heat at night –your house naturally cools down. Then when you get your cold ass out of bed in the morning and run to turn the heat back on…your system has to use MUCH MORE energy to get the house warmed back up! The same thing goes for your air conditioning. If you turn your A/C off (say when you go out of town or something…) your house gets saturated with heat, and it takes a TON of energy to get it back to being cool again. This can take a few days! Pick a comfortable temperature for everyone in the house, and leave the damn thing alone!
I know… The laws of phyics (thermodynamics in this case) is inconvenient.
… now maybe if he achieved room temperature… for the POLAR BEARSSSS!
Dumbass… To think that kids want to be just like him…
Oh, my God! I can’t stop laughing! Jose the Jackass can’t comprehend how stupid he is. He sounds like friggin Springsteen — w/o the background noise.
Illiterate and brain damaged is no way to go through life Jose.
Here is a description from another blogger which describes the big picture…….
“What we are witnessing are hopefully the last dying gasps of a very small clique of people, from one short period of time at one American university, who all drank koolaid from the same poisoned well, and have now managed to place themselves in positions that allow them to spew the same nonsensical but very dangerous talking points and policies.
It has been a carefully orchestrated perfect storm of events, and it is up to America and Americans to withstand the storm and let these leftist radicals fade to into history. Obowmao’s disasterous presidency, Holder’s despicable DoJ, O’Brien’s and other radical leftist journalistic meltdowns, and the like are all chipping away at their fragile foundation. A SCOTUS rejection of Obummercare would be another serious blow.
Stay strong. Stay focused. Build the House majority. Win back the Senate majority. Dethrone King Barack with a landslide election. Slash the federal budget with 30% across the board spending cuts. And this disasterous period of American history will come to an end.”
Maybe steroids doesn’t only make your nuts smaller, it also affects the size of the brain?
Maybe we should have a study on that?
Good to see old hose head making a run at relevance
Actually I think Canseco’s mental problems jumped into high gear with this gem:
And the melon’s just gotten softer ever since….
….dumb-ass still probably hasn’t figured out why all those fruit flies are constantly buzzing around his head.
Jose can you see?????
Nope, sorry, I refuse to take any advice from someone with such a poor disregard for the English language.
And to think I paid $125 for this chumps rookie card back in the day..
Jose your spelling and grammar wouldn`t pass at a 1st grade level.
Don`t you even have spell check?
OMFG, The Goron is dead?!?!
We will have no polar bears soon.. hahahahaha.. polar bears eat baby seals.. take your pick clown Canseco..
So, now we get our words of wisdom from functionally illiterate foreigners. Nice. Why doesn’t ol’ Pepe go back to wherever he came from mind his own damned business!
Ace posted his tweets as a sort of poem…it’s hilarious.
I can’t top any of the snark already posted!
I guess I bedder git of da juce!
I would recommend that Jose move to Antarctica and sleep outdoors there, then he could extend his life by 200%– or not.
Ignorance is treatable,
Stupidity is terminal.
This idiot is not only stupid, he is illeterate. “Hole families”? Maybe that ball that hit him on the head………….maybe
Hey, I’m from the Buffalo, NY area (see BLIZZARD of ’77) and it was between 70 and 80 last week, so I say, Hurray for global warming, what’s the problem??
Global Warming Models Are Wrong Again
During a fundraiser in Atlanta earlier this month, President Obama is reported to have said: “It gets you a little nervous about what is happening to global temperatures. When it is 75 degrees in Chicago in the beginning of March, you start thinking. On the other hand, I really have enjoyed nice weather.”
What is happening to global temperatures in reality? The answer is: almost nothing for more than 10 years. Monthly values of the global temperature anomaly of the lower atmosphere, compiled at the University of Alabama from NASA satellite data, can be found at the website here. The latest (February 2012) monthly global temperature anomaly for the lower atmosphere was minus 0.12 degrees Celsius, slightly less than the average since the satellite record of temperatures began in 1979.
The lack of any statistically significant warming for over a decade has made it more difficult for the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and its supporters to demonize the atmospheric gas CO2 which is released when fossil fuels are burned. The burning of fossil fuels has been one reason for an increase of CO2 levels in the atmosphere to around 395 ppm (or parts per million), up from preindustrial levels of about 280 ppm.
CO2 is not a pollutant. Life on earth flourished for hundreds of millions of years at much higher CO2 levels than we see today. Increasing CO2 levels will be a net benefit because cultivated plants grow better and are more resistant to drought at higher CO2 levels, and because warming and other supposedly harmful effects of CO2 have been greatly exaggerated.
This moron was just bounced out of the Mexican Baseball League.
This is a feat much harder than imagined.
The reason was although the MEX-BL allows a certain amount of HGH, Andro, Sterol or EPD (Enhancement Producing Drugs) to be used and in the ballplayers bodies, it was reported that his drug test was 11 times the allowable limit. Pretty much as long as you dont show up in spring training in Mexico with a syringe sticking in your forhead they let you play.
Not to be a repeater: MORON
Will he and gore travel on a privare leer or gulf-stream jet to their nexts big earthday events?
It is plain to see the envirocrats are milking this dimmie for all he is worth, but who is he anyway.
Who ever he is, he has a bright future in politics as long as he can remain as ignorent as he claims
The dastardly “hole” families killing polar bears again. for shame.
and… I guess he knows a thing or two about stopping “mass consumption”, say, of steriods. Let’s hear him out. Can’t wait for the next tweets of wisdom from him.
Is this man really that stupid?
AGW is a yet another ruse to push turd world debt forgiveness. And a strategy to get even more western aid.
He does know that polar bear numbers have gone from 5 thousand to 25 thousand? Sounds like an infestation! These idiots are so stupid they don’t even look up the facts before they make fools of themselves.
Steroids didn’t hurt my IQ… but Canseco is still a tard.
Shouldn’t George Apples be waking up right about now? He is the SME on GLOBULL warming.