Rush just announced barry agrees to gay marriage. He said Pink Smoke coming out of the WH!!! LMAO!

Happy Mother’s Day Wookie. You SUCK.

Will we be punished if we don’t?

Once we get your email address, we can start harassing you to send us $3 (or whatever you can afford) so that we can pretend to enter you in a contest. In the meantime, we will use your information from your “donation” to launder all that Muslim Brotherhood money coming in to fund my campaign.

BTW, I could care less if Mooch has a Happy Mother’s Day. I will be busy on the golf course anyway.

Wonder what the future holds for those two daughters. What kind of socialist organizations will spring out of them?

Bleh.

I’m the matriarch in my family, and I’m at least fifteen years older than the moose in the White House. If she doesn’t send me any good wishes, I don’t see why I should send her any. Especially when she and her lesser half apparently consider me to be too old for anyone to waste money and medical care on, if I ever need it.

Screw you Michelle. And take your scrawny husband with you.

Happy Monkey Daze…….

Start Packing

How about you keep your snout out of my famiy and stay the hell away from my wife and my mother> It’s bad enough you’re in the government I dont need your condescending pandering race/sexual orienation pimping ass anywhere near my family. Go back to pimping shout outs, golfing and ghetto rap parties in the white house. Fucking grifters.

Will she be spending any time with her own mother at the dingy little apartment she lives in back in Chicago?? Oh wait, that was a lie.

Happy pitchfork day!
There.

@ Dapandico

Shhh!!!!!! I need to get all the illegals registered somehow. Plus I have to launder that Muslim Brotherhood money.

I signed a “card” for her immediately after taking a morning dump!

omg, they just don’t quit. They are everywhere.
How trashy to chase the spot light like this.
And to use their daughters.

And squatch’s jowls must hurt from the fake smiling. . . .
gah

@A Concerned Citizen says:
May 9, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Those kids are starting to look a lot like their mother — in other words, butt fugly.

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I dunno…the chubby one looks a lot like Van Jones…

Rumor has it this beer heist took place to help them celebrate Moochelles Mother’s Day event.

http://www.valleymorningstar.com/articles/stolen-99557-truck-beer.html

Can I sign it “Happy Mother F’ers Day, Chewbacca”?

That older kid is getting uglier by the day.

Notice how white their teeth are? Isn’t that raaaaacist?

I agree: There’s an ulterior motive to get more names.
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The goat rode her

Anyone know the zip code for the white house offhand? I’m thinking my e-mail address will be bitemewookie@google.com and the white house zip code.
It would be eabodadiaf@google.com but I’m afraid the secret service might investigate me for a threat on her life if I used that.

Now I just need to come up with a “special” message for the first spendthrift.

NO WAY!

*snort* No way this could backfire on them, is there? This idiot never learns.

Why? She’s not my mother. Thank God!

Dear Mooch aka fatass wookie.
Fuck off—> we hate you.

Signed the United States of America.

Wishing Mooch a Happy Mothers Day. Too bad all the abortion deaths she advocates never get that same chance.

Read somewhere long time ago that James Earl Jones, voice of Darth Vader, was frequently asked after Star Wars came out to record a telephone answering machine message back when they used those little cassettes.

And he would gladly do so, even if someone came up to him on the street, stipulating that the person asking for such made a donation to charity in return.

I”LL BET THE FARM OBAMA WILL DO THIS! Record a generic:

Hi! You’ve reached (machine voice gives your number). We’re not home right now. But leave a message at the beep and we’ll get back to you!”

Also for a donation to charity. His favorite charity. His reelection campaign.

That way they get your phone number too.

More BS from the BO Klan.

I wish my mother happy mothers day, and tell her how much I love her. every year. I also have five sisters, and I do not wish them happy mothers day, As they are not my mother. And mooch is more of a mutha.

She’s NOT MY mother. I’m not signing the damned thing.

Yes, Mooch is attractive, in kinda of a hippopotamus sorta way.

What an insecure, hate-filled, racist woman. “I never felt like I fit in at Princeton.” Well… news flash mooch, YOU DIDN’T! You were accepted based on your skin color alone. And that one thought rattles around in that commie pea brain of yours creating an enormous I-hate-whitey-and-want-them-to-suffer chip on your shoulder. Your possession of a Priceton degree debases the accomplishments of every minority student that got into university on merit and hard work.