What a bunch of whack jobs (no pun intended).

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Stop funding PP lunatics NOW!!!!!!

I’m surprised these lefties can do anything by themselves.

The liberal mothers showed their kids hands on Masturbation

and thats why Planned Parenthood Wishes them self a “Happy Masturbation Month”
…they sure had loving mother’s that showed them the light…

Masturbation, abortion, and gayness. No wonder more minority babies are being born than the majority.

They are obviously catering to a bunch of Dolts, if these people need info on masturbation.

Liberals are so stupid the need written directions on how to choke the chicken and rub the rug ?

So where do i buy Hallmark cards for this holiday to send to my liberal grandma ?

They can all go F#$% themselves.

“Hey Susan! Have you seen the new brochures on diddling?”

“Yeah…They’re right there next to the ones on how to pleasure your German Shepherd…”

Do you think Planned Parenthood doctors Masturbate them self b4 killing baby’s is that the reason why Planned Parenthood Wishes them self a “Happy Masturbation Month”

Just knowing there’s a month for its celebration makes me so not in the mood. lol So, we have a month for that, a month for black history, what do the other 10 celebrate?

Kleenex? Check.
Lotion? Check.
Wire hangar? Check.

Evidently, nothing makes “painting a picture of Hawaii” easier than the very thought of discarded fetuses.

I’ve been considering getting into the phone sex business… but don’t have the nerve to really do it for real… I thought… hey, I can pretend to be an Asian girl who doesn’t speak English very well…. that way, i’d not be expected to come up with much imagination … good idea? ooohhh me so hoony…. lol

Planned Parenthood founded by a nazis sympathiser and a aeyan new ager

NoSleep says:
May 21, 2012 at 12:04 am
Liberals are so stupid the need written directions on how to choke the chicken and rub the rug ?
So where do i buy Hallmark cards for this holiday to send to my liberal grandma ?”
Shes old..just give here a helping hand!!

could work-

Dear Baracka,

Go Fu@k Yourself

Love, Semy

Planned Parenthood, the Golgotha of Leftist immorality.

The more they encourage a hedonistic behavior, the more business they get.

Is Planned Parenthood gonna change their name to Planned Palms?

Masturbation is what the parents of those murderous loons should have done.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap …What Month is it?…Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

Oh my, not sure if I should comment on this article but Good Morning to the early shift, will there be coffee and doughnuts?

Why wasn’t I told of this earlier? Why, the month is almost over and I haven’t even got the decorations up or the cards sent. We need more notice to prepare. I’m angry.

Too funny y’all–

I’d prefer it if Planned Parenthood conducted a celebration of “Shave Your Damned Armpits” month……

Be sure to wash up after jerking it with your PP-endorsed soap:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/88996953/fetus-soap

Gun, hoodie, knife, Smirk, attitude of F’em.

Such HANDy information……

PP gets lower and lower all the time.

Is the theme song for this effort——Michael Jackson’s “Just Beat It”

This calls for a “Your Tax Dollars at Work” sign.

Where can I get my hands on some of that information? Will PP provied free rubber gloves ?

@Jimco

Yeah, they could make blaxterbation films too..

I’m so shook up after reading that piece, that I can’t get ahold of myself.

Next month will be Transvestite month. Celebrants will dress up as the opposite sex. Men will be encouraged to wear pantyhose with their skirts.

The following month will be S&M month. It will be celebrated by wearing spiked dog collars with leashes. The use of whips instead of hand shakes will be encouraged.

The month after that will be Fisting month. People will be encouraged to share information about their favorite lubricants, plugs, and outrageous dildos.

The following month will be Plan An Orgy Month. Spouse Swapping will be encouraged. This will also be known as the “broaden the gene pool” month.

The final month will be Teacher Student month. While costumes are appropriate, extra credit will be given to real teachers who diddle real students.

Now that I have created all this outrage, Masturbation Month doesn’t seem so outrageous, does it? That’s how the Liberal Leftist mind works.

PP need a new name like BABY KILLERS INC

You get a free pic of the preezzy and mooch to……….well you know, help.

This is yet another reason why we need to de-fund Planned Parenthood. They continue to express contempt for our traditional cultural norms regardless of what we say. So I say hit them in the wallet where it really hurts.

I wasn’t sure if i wanted to post this here, but here goes.

one nite i woke up with the tv on and there was a “documentary” on about some place that had beds with women in them masturbating in a room. together.

they interviewed some of the women, and this one wackjob had brought her mother with her (they showed the women with blankets on themselves btw) thank goodness because they all looked like they belonged to NOW and code pink.

excuse me, now i have to go wash my brain out with bleach, i had ALMOST washed this out of my memory banks, so i hope you guys are happy now.

O-o

Should have posted this earlier:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/guidos-bros-douchebags-fratboys-bros-nine-out-of-ten-doctors-agree-and-the-tenth-doctor-is-the-pope.jpg

@BigBen –

“Masturbation, abortion, and gayness” lead to more minority babies being born?? I suggest you visit a PP- maybe they could teach you the BASICS on how PREGNANCY occurs!!! Last time I checked NONE of the things on your list could possibly lead to babies being born, minority or otherwise!!