When Carney can’t muster up a lie you know it’s bad.
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ZIP | June 13, 2012 2:24 pm
Just admit,this admin.has shit in its own mess kit.
The centrifugal force of the spin is so furious now that Jay’s eyeballs are beginning to bulge out.
*Intercom* -Jay Carney please report to Valerie Jarrett’s office, she would like to have a word with you. *click*
Valerie Jarret; “Jay, Jay, Jay… what are we going to do with you. We gave you a simple job to do, and today you disappointed me. All you had to do is go out there and tell everyone Obama has it covered. Nothing more, nothing less. Instead you hand Romney ammunition he will be shooting back at us in just a few minutes. Michelle wants your head, but I’m a nice gal. I want you to put on your best smile or sneer or whatever it is that you do and go back out and try again. But remember, if you mess up like that ever again I’m going to let Michelle tear your arms out of their sockets…”
Can’t quite pull that rabbit out of the hat yet, Carney Barker? Try for a rat, the symbolism of that would be far more appropriate!
@NorCal Foothill Rich says:
June 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm-
Pulling a pile of donkey dung out of the hat might be better still, I believe.
Did someone put a bumbbliebee in his pants?
@Grass Mud Horsey:
I think that you’re right!
Poor guy. He looks exhausted. I don’t think I’d wish that job on my biggest enemy. I think the only guy that could handle it better would be Obama himself. Heck, maybe he should do it; he thinks he’s the smartest guy in the world anyway. Who better to defend his record and decisions that himself.
Wow – without his glasses he begins to see more clearly.
From 15 Jun 11:
DNC chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz uttered four words that will come back to haunt her in the future – “Democrats own the economy.” The DNC chairwoman said, “Democrats are ready to take responsibility for the state of the economy and they deserve credit for putting it on the right track…We own the economy. We own the beginning of the turnaround and we want to make sure that we continue that pace of recovery, not go back to the policies of the past under the Bush administration that put us in the ditch in the first place.”
Man, why the hell didn’t someone warn me sooner?!
I was nearly killed on the Motorcycle by falling pig shit.
Jay will never be able to tell the truth about what he knows. His brain is fried.
No shit Jay! Its taken you and the other fuck faces to figure this out. You want to talk about about you pukes being out of touch with reality.
Carney is punch drunk, he’s even taken off his glasses. Probably expects people to start throwing stuff at him… Sic transit gloria Obami
Blarney proves that the supply of bullshit is not endless. Obama and Pelosi hardest hit.
What a scoop Jay. Thanks for the heads-up.
I’m sure it’s still somehow Bush’s fault. Presidential administrations haven’t been accountable for the economy since January 2009.
Just because you say ” you think ” does not mean you can.
At the end of the day, Jay Jay loves to go home and potch
in his kiddie-pool. He waits for Claire to call him when
the Spaghetti-Os are warm. Sometimes, she lets him
eat in front of the TV!