Where is a blood clot when you need one?

That’s about as likely as Mr. Moore saying, “No thanks. I’ll skip the pork chops and just have a carrot.”

My only response is: You first Moore.

I just sent the flat slob a tweet:

@MMFlint: Unless you plan on eating all of us, WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE. There’s more of us than U scumbags. @tcot @GOP @rushlimbaugh

Ain’t gonna happen, you fat tub of shit!

Just gotta say, that photo of Moore and the comments here (which read like photo captions) are freaking hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh Mr. Moore and all of you here!

The buildup of fat around tubby’s brain cells have begun to endanger his health. Die MoFo.

Eat another cheeseburger and your heart will utterly implode and you will be done and done! I will celebrate that with a 17oz sugary soda!

What the matter pork chop? You want a dictatorship? Go back to your precious Cuba? I’m sure the doctors there can suck that fat right out of your head.

Do they make a big enough rat trap to catch this greasy rat? What a total braindead libtard anti-american socialist…. crawl back into the sewer, moore.

What’s done, Jabba, is you. If you put one more tiny morsel of food in the cavern sized stomach of yours, the resulting explosion will take out half the state.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfcF1I5e_g

…and this…

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/9/1b30164c-be2b-4f39-b879-65e670752a67.jpg

If this mega-load of shit had any inkling of historical socialist regimes, he would know once they gained total control, a tool like him would be immediately killed. It’s a fact once traitors have completed their dastardly task they are of no value to the new masters because if they would betray their own, they would betray anybody. Just something for you to chew on batboy, while you chew on another Porterhouse.

Wouldn’t it be funny if next year Michael Moore was in New York, walking down the street, drinking a 32 oz. coke, and was beaten up and tasered by Bloomberg’s Obesity Patrol?

Mr. Moore,

as you are one of the 1%cers, you don’t have much interaction with the bitter clinging americans, many of them blue collar reagan dems.

You will see an implosion of the demonRat party. There is a reason the number of independents outnumber demonRats and repubs, those new independents have fled the demonRat party from their radicalism.

but please keep stuffing your face, and think people don’t see you for the ignorant lardbutt that you are.

Done and Done,a tale of the two buffaloes he has on the grill for lunch.

Useless piece of shit.

Communists, Nazi, fascists – all the socialist forms of government are single party. Moore is just staying “true to form” both philosophically (Marxist) and physically (Rotund).

I would give every last penny I own to see Mr. Moore placed in an empty swimming pool along with a pack of ravenous pit bulls on bath salts.

Now I understand why they had insane asylums.

Remember ,Hollyweird hailed him as a genius.
But then again 80% of actors are H.S. dropouts.

Mikey did you know morbidly obese people develop plaque in arteries to the brain ? Between the lack of oxygen and blood flow to your noggin ,you are running on 2 cylinders .

You file for the obesity disability yet Mikey? Get yourself one of them gubmint scooters ?

Oh well your 15 minutes are up since Hollyweird found out you lied and you are repulsive.OWS ran from you like you had the plague and attempts to latch on to your black bro’s just drew sneers.

See ya on the TV obits.

marc in calgary, thanks for posting that picture of moore’s 2nd home. Helluva carbon footprint he’s living in. HYPOCRITE! Breitbart is here.

Michael Moore just needs a little sweetening up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8

Only a matter of time…the next Twinkie might be the one to trigger him off like a 100 MT nuke.

@MMFlint You will not ‘settle’? Moore, it’s not up to you. Is your head as fat as your ass? GOP will rule 2012.

How did this talentless, classless, brainless, barf-bag go from being a lard-ass bully-target to an overpaid, irrelevant, lard-ass expert on anything? Michael Who? Glad this Hutt has no real influence. Commie, shut up! You’re dissing the very people who gained you your right to be as stupid as you wanna be. Quit stealing my oxygen. Get a job. Distribute your own ill-gotten gains.I work for mine creating real products for real people. Don’t interfere. Quit pissing me off. The American public may reach a tipping point soon. You are on the wrong side of the fulcrum.

To paraphrase Bill Maher… ‘The problem with obesity is not a 32oz Big Gulp, the problem with obesity is Michael Moore.’

I love how the democrat liberal/socialist posters never miss a chance to criticize and make cruel, immature jokes about Governor Chris Christie’s girth but NEVER say a word about Moore’s hideous, ugly, unkempt/sloppy appearance and gargantuan body. The hypocrisy of the left never ceases to amaze me.

Oh, and by the way – Michael? You won’t have to worry about Obama being reelected. He is DONE and DONE.

The best that Giganta-moore-us can do for humanity is to shuffle off this mortal coil for good. Or in his case….waddle.

Obviously not a fan of the Mooch’s ‘let’s move’ crusade, is he? In order to move his lard ass, he’d need to call for a fork lift!

What a useless, fat piece of shit this imposter is.

Michael, Mr. Creosote, Moore can kiss my ass. What a pigs anus.

Moore: “Hooray for One-Party Rule! What could possibly go worng?”

Libs are so fucking stupid.

Mr. Moore is repulsive.

I see michael is husbanding in another chin under that massive pie hole of his.
Wonder how many daddies it has?

Then why won’t his fat ass just EAT THEM…..what a useless piece of shit, always has been, always will be….when they bury him though, we’ll all have our laugh…its rare to see a casket loaded into the ground by crane….

Y’all? When this is all done, let’s remember who it is came out against us, degraded and derided us, who treated us like shit on a stick….and return the favor! I want to see ALL of them from barry down to the lowest form of life on their side, hanged from a tree…or in fat boys case…a crane!

@Rufus: “There is going to be a mass meltdown the day after the coming Republican landslide wave….

OOORRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…..and I am simply living to see that day….when they turn on each other for lack of better (read: unarmed) targets….