We stole all your teeth whitener, infidels!
ZIP | July 9, 2012 6:09 pm
No way are those teeth his.
That’s not a raisin, that is a farooking grapefruit.
Shouldnt be be carrying a club and dragging some lady around by the hair of her head on her back?
Wow it’s Mo Al-Whitestrips! Man, even Mathew Mcconaughey would be envious!
Think how cool he would look with a Tray-dawg grille!!
Dat’s Mooch. I been wondering where that wookie has been hiding herself.
“When I hump my goat, I cheer like this.”
Hey infidels, I stole your metamucil too. Watch!
Meet Crest white strips new spokesman, Mohammed al-Jihadi.
“I just won the $3.00 lottery to have coffee with Joe”
that mooch’s first cousin!
Ha Ha Ha! One of the best aspects of your site, Zip, is the pics you post. Especially the ones of Mooch’s bounteous booty!
another old picture of barry in muslum garb
“I’m going to the DNC convention in Charlotte, NC.”
“Praise Allah, the goat, she is a virgin!”
That neanderthal needs his own private exhibit in a zoo somewhere. No way is that a modern man. He dates back to prehistoric caveman stuff.
“Yes,yes,yes, we on Pallywood tv now ! ”
A dazzling smile and terrorist success.
Brought to you by allah and Crest whitestrips.
“I love my new American glow in the dark toothpaste.”
Wait until he finds out his new dentures are pigs teeth.
These trogolodytes have an inbreeding rate of over 80%.
They’re not only marrying their first cousins, but more often than not, they marry their brother’s daughters…. and have been for over 50 generations.
This kind of typical muzz behavior shouldn’t shock you anymore.
It is their “normal”.
Dam you planned parenthood,I keel you all after i get this coathanger out of my back.
Monkey see. Monkey Do.
Caption: First Lady Moochelle Obuttma attends a “Jihad for Calories” weight reduction class with local muslims at a Mosque in her home town of Chicago as part of her Anti-Obesity campaign. The first lady also observed other Jihad Weight reduction techniques such as beheading, toppling walls on gays (the First Grifter was seen furiously taking notes and was overhead muttering “Just you wait Barack”) and the favorite exercise of all muslim men – shooting helpless women with automatic weapons. After sharing a low calorie, low carb meal of goat meat and hummus with the muzzies, the First Lady left to to attend a campaign fund raising event at the local chapter of NOW.
“See,i feel great! That Russian glowing goat meat was perfect.”
“I do,i do, look like a muslim Mel Gibson!”
“I’m a stud !,This Shitte makeover is great.”
Caption: Islam: Double fisting the world in the name of the moon god for 1433 years.
“You bettah vote for Brock.. cuz if you don’t? You see J’Nap’s hand hode-in me back from gettin atcha? Well, dat hand gone done be removed. Suckah. You best be votin for Brock oh I gonna git all ghetto on you”.
Oh, and “How do you like my lovely new turban? I’m wearing my yellow shoes beneath this Omar the Tent Maker Dress! Flabulous!
Dude in the orange turban thought bubble:
“Mooch! Pssst… Mooch! Let down your arm pits. For allaH’s sake let down your arm pits you are killink my camels. Ayeee”
Bravo to all comments! I’m too busy laughing to come up with anything myself!
Radium, its what’s for breakfast.
Holy crap, I would call that thing a Neanderthal, but that would be an insult to Neanderthals…. I have no doubt that they were far more intelligent–and certainly cleaner.
That thing looks like a cross between a Howler Monkey and Rosie O’Donnell.
I bet that’s the same face homo-squatch makes while he watches his favorite re-runs of Barney the purple dinosaur.
Watch out though when Big Bird is on. He doesn’t like to be disturbed.
I just saved a load of money by switching to Geico. Now if 1 goat dies during sex I will have a new one to shag the very next day.
Its so easy, even a Muzzy POS like me can do it.
You should have played dumb and told the woman no and then blamed it on your software application.
In certain areas of life, men and women don’t speak the same language, at all.
Who took my hydroponic weed whacker!
Dark Ages II, coming to a caliphate near you.
I just won dates with jtown, rupaula, and question man.
deez teeth are whats left of my goat I raise fists because I’m bahbahbahd
“Today: The 16th Century! Tomorrow: The 15th!”
De-evolving, one day at a time.
Chaka from land of the lost.
Late for dinner again and we were having my favorite camel hump soupie!!!!!!
A curse on the infidel!!!!!!!!
“Fabulous! Orbit gum cleans another filthy Mali Muslim mouth.”
@whiteyteeth: You nailed it! Good one!