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Obama Quote of The Day: “Ladies, I Do Apologize For Your Hairdos Being Messed Up”…

Obama is sorry for the rain. “Ladies, I do apologize for your hairdos being messed up.”

— Reid Epstein (@reidepstein) July 14, 2012

ZIP | July 14, 2012 4:28 pm

  • dba…vagabond trader

    You’ll have to re-elect him to get those sea levels lowered.

  • fubar

    fuckwad.

    almost the entire country is in drought conditions, BAD drought conditions with serious heat, leaving our food supply in the shitter. corn doesn’t pollinate over 90 degrees.

    we are seriously fucked

  • fubar

    this narcissist bastard could care less about anyone else but himself, much less someone else’s hair.
    faggot

  • logan51498

    They all wear Maxine Waters wigs,no damage done.

  • Nate

    I’m surprised he didn’t offer them government hairstyle refunds.

  • chickadee

    He is trying to impersonate a chivalrous man. LOL
    Nice try you scrawny knock kneed fop but no one is buying your phony coif concern.

  • Joe Btfsplk

    Food stamps will work at the beauty parlor…..right?

  • cassandra

    Expensive elitist education, still can’t speak English properly!!

  • Indiana Matthew

    very news worthy! !! Nothing about him a hilary trying to give our Water and Guns to the UN to control……????

  • NoSleep

    zip you pants Barry boy, your g-d complex is showing again .

    You don’t control the weather,remember ?

  • Katherine

    He’s thinking about what happens to Mooch’s hair when a drop of water touches it…..

  • lonestar

    Sexist pig!

  • http://www.smalldeadanimals.com marc in calgary

    Like he had something to do with making it rain?

  • Axel

    I am so dreading the Wookie coming here. Go interrupt another town. VA has had enough of the barry’s already. How many bills we will be left with?

  • rduke

    Who says “hairdo’s” anymore…maybe in the 60′s

  • JB

    Sometimes, the way he speaks(i.e. hairdo), you would think that whatever training manuals on “how to speak American” that he was given to study by a foreign government were from the 1950s.

  • rduke

    Agree JB! Our own Manchurian candidate.

  • CS_GUY

    God complex 101…………simpleton actually thinks he is responsible for everything good, and not tied to anything bad.

    Commonly known as mental illness.

  • sablegsd

    So, why didn’t the jug eared, nappy headed messiah just command the skies to dry up?
    And really, could he be a more obnoxious sexist pile of shit?

    He is insane.
    And so is anyone that supports him.

  • bitterclinger

    I’m about 30 miles south of where Bongo got his outdoor shower. Here, at least, it was beyond weird. It would storm like all get out, stop, look overcast, and then we’d see blue sky somewhere.

    Fifteen minutes later, the storm was going full-throttle again. Some of the lightning strikes sounded like they definitely “connected.” But then again, Bari doesn’t worry about stuff like that.

  • pissedAmerican

    he can lower sea levels, stopping the rain should be no problem for the boy king.

  • Fellow Infidel

    who the hell calls it a “hairdo”?
    Are we in the 60′s again?

  • mamafid

    God, I just want him and that butt ugly wife of his to shut the hell up. The are both soooooo nauseating.

  • Spurwing Plover

    Blame it on the HOT AIR comming from the SIERRA CLUB and GREENPEACE

  • Wooooo!!!!!

    Team Romney should include as many appearances at charity drives and events with regional appeal as possible as part of his campaign, even artsy-fartsy black-tie wine and cheese throwdowns that they close museums for.

    Sweet would be if Romney also did charity drives for PBS and NPR outside of their normal pledge drives. It would signal to the lefties that private citizens should voluntarily bear that cost, and leave them in a position where if they bitch they bitch about additional funds raised for PBS and NPR.

    It would reinforce with the public his personal commitment to charity. And leave the lasting impression that when he shows up it’s not always all about himself like Obama. And places unarguably are left a little better for him having been there.

    It would also reinforce the republican value of private charity – not taxpayers primarily – bearing the brunt of social welfare.

    I think that would be a real winner for them. He’d get a lot of free good publicity at the charity events.

    If this was going on right now Team Obama would look like lowlifes (more so) for attacking Romney over Bain Capital.

    And instead of begging for $3 or $5 donations just to him Romney should beg for equal donations to him and a charity du jour. If he had a collection stand out for charity at all his formal campaign appearances, they could say afterwards that x amount was raised – doubling the amount of time people at the local level thought positively about Romney.

    In and of itself this would be a beautiful thing. That such would leave Axeldouche and Plouffe looking like self-serving flat-footed chumps is the icing on the cake. And reading that Chris Tingles went apeshit ballistic over Romney doing this as part of his presidential campaign would be the sprinkles on the icing.

  • Spurwing Plover

    Hot air has the tendency to ruin hairdos

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