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San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee has warning for Chick-Fil-A

Closest #ChickFilA to San Francisco is 40 miles away & I strongly recommend that they not try to come any closer.

— Edwin Lee (@mayoredlee) July 26, 2012

William Amos | July 27, 2012 6:06 pm

  • Dapandico

    Lee doesn’t have to worry. Chick Fil A doesn’t want to deal with all the SF fruity rules and regulations.

  • T2M

    I swear if you chicken dealers come any closer…….

  • T2M

    P.S.

    Pfffffttttt!

  • buzzsawmonkey

    But what will the chickenhawks of San Francisco do?

  • Harrison J. Bounel

    Safe to assume they won’t be sponsoring the doodah parade…

  • Dapandico

    Same city where a gay rights activist was “Busted” (Dog whistle racism alert)
    for kiddy porn.

  • buzzsawmonkey

    Ed Lee? Ed Lee Lamarr?

  • bfree

    Mayor Lee,
    I will never go back to your city, I can spend my money in many other cities that believe in the Constitution and freedom.

    F off mayor.

  • Defender of the West

    In other news, the Mayor of Omaha Nebraska said because Target supports gay marriage and that is against “Nebraska values” they better not even think about coming around. -sarc

  • ErikW

    Okay. So what will Mayor Candy Ass do?

  • Indiana Matthew

    A 7.9 earthquake could shut all those mouths and assholes…

  • http://www.twitter.com/fireblogger Mike

    Dinner tonight at Chick-fil-A, yum.

  • Freebie

    Chick-Fil-A is a reputable and respected business. Why then, Eddie, would they want to tarnish their good name by getting near that sewer pit known as San Francisco!

  • Edge of the Knife

    Or what, bitch?

  • Nobama2012

    San Francisco has more pressing problems than worrying about Chick-fil-A and their right to religious freedom and 1st Amendment rights.

    http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/07/san-francisco-bart-escalators-clogged-with-human-waste-report-says-78210.html

  • Junshin

    Chick-Fil-A probably doesn’t want to have to deal with naked people sitting on the restaurant seats and spreading germs and diseases, which is a problem in glory-hole SF.

  • Richard D.

    Go ahead chickens… Make my day.

  • MicahStone

    “Closest #ChickFilA to San Francisco is 40 miles away & I strongly recommend that they not try to come any closer”…of course, he – like rhambo and mumbles menino – might change his mind — if Chick-fil-A agrees to hire only ILLEGALS in their SF franchise, so they’ll be like all the fast-food joints there.

  • chiggerbug

    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Christian by realization and choice. Conservative by intelligence. Eater of Chick-Fil-A by hunger for fine dining and thumbing my nose at liberals.

  • Dapandico

    Re-open Alcatraz to hold the prisoners from GITMO. The fine citizens of San Francisco would rejoice in hearing the call to prayers five times a day. San Francisco residents could provide a place for the relatives of the terrorist to stay while they visited their family members in Alcatraz.

  • Blackbird

    Or what? Perhaps the gay brown shirts will smash their windows, or maybe the San Fransisco Gestapo will pay them a visit with their citation book? Tell us, exactly what is going to happen if they do get closer. Are you saying the gay street tactic of getting in the faces of someone that sees things different than you and making them uncomfortable isn’t welcome when it is coming from a different point of view. That is mighty progressive of you.

  • Economan

    As a Franciscan, I am offended that the name of St. Francis is tied to that city. They should rename it to suit the people there, Sodom.

  • Guy from Utah

    The last time I was in San Francisco everywhere I went smelled of feces and urine.
    A beautiful city that smells like shit.

  • Texmom

    Looks like the majority of Democratic mayors have already turned their backs on freedom and the Constitution in this country. They see themselves as little dictators who can pick and choose whoever they want to allow in “their” cities. Citizens should be screaming, and I mean citizens of all kinds. What makes anyone thinks their beliefs might not be next on the dictator’s list??
    Obama has made them all feel empowered and they think the country is now theirs to do with as they please.

  • Axel

    I went to Chick-Fil-A today for lunch, it’s way across town and I rarely go there, but I had to do my part to support the cause. The drive thru line was insanely long, I counted 25 cars and they just kept coming, being I live in Liberalville I was pleasantly surprised. I go inside and it is steady busy w/more people coming in at a steady pace. I placed my order and had it in less than a minute! I didn’t have time to hit the condiment table before they were calling my name out to get my order. And dang, I forgot how good the waffle fries are. One woman had an enormous catering order, I just loved it. However, I was disappointed that they use Heinz ketchup, but at least it is the nifty squeeze or dip container.

    I hope they are making billions off of the damn libtards being assholes.

  • http://jeffpa1@verizon.net mini14

    I’ve been saying this for years now(since 1969)”the lefties are the nastiest, creepiest, vile, unethical, immoral people I know. What’s wrong with believing that marriage should be between a man &woman? Chick Fil-A does not discriminate, plus they make a Great sandwich!

  • Palmetto

    So let me get this straight –Chick-Fil-A bad, San Francisco Gay Pride Festival good? What kind of twisted logic is that?

  • Rufus

    San Fransicko, full of violent perverts ?

    Who knew?

  • Axel

    Oh, Nancy ESAD. You are the ultimate hag from hell tied in first place w/the Wookie and Valerie.

  • Dana

    Good business decision…….. You idiot.

  • Wooooo!!!!!

    Turnabout is fair play.

    Lefties nationwide are getting fucked in the ass by a chicken.

  • http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/ Teresa in Fort Worth, TX

    My, isn’t he tolerant?

  • Dapandico

    Dumb ass mayor, Lee. Chick Fil A doesn’t accept EBT or SNAP.

  • Lazlo

    Turnabout is fair play. Someone, not me, said a few years back when this nonsense began full swing:

    “Progressives will be hunted with dogs before this is over.”

    I, for one, welcome the imminent progressive pogroms.

  • TheGhostofBelleStarr

    Hey guess what asshole- I live 80 miles from your cesspool city and I have for years now refused to come to your city for anything-no concerts, no art events, no Star Trek Conventions, I wanted to go to the Egyptian Mummy Tour and I refused to even go to that because it was in SF, SF will not get one red cent of my money-ever. Years ago I used enjoy going periodically to Pier 39, Golden Gate Park etc….but I have not been in years-and will never go again.

  • Texmom

    I just tweeted the good mayor to ask how many other businesses he plans to kick out among the ones who disagree with his personal values. Surely Chick-fil-A is not the only business is the SF area that has an opinion he might disagree with? Kick ‘em all out, Mayor. Why stop at one? There shall be no dissenting opinion in the great city of SF.

  • SheinLV

    Boston, Chicago, Philly, Frisco….what horrible people running these cities. I will forego visiting these cities until the people put some adults in charge

  • Tawny Jones

    Ed Lee is mad because Chick-fil-A doesn’t serve watermelon.

  • http://yahoo.com Rubykay

    If I were Chick-fil-A I would not want a franchise in the city of perversion.

  • dave

    San Francisco, the mecca of liberal thought. Currently the city is 500 million dollars in the red and its mayor is turning away business. On a smaller scale the same blight that affects the whole state of California.

  • Grimmer

    According to these folks we are supposed to turn out backs on good, hard working, Christian people, our Constitution and Freedom and instead embrace RuPaul???

  • radical1a

    San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee can go teabag himself

  • Smokey

    If you get any closer you may get a blow job!………….don’t come to Francisco, we don’t want you kind here………..

  • Smokey

    Sodom or Gomorah…………either fits the bill here……

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Trollfree/ ttomm46

    http://www.grassfire.com/271/petition.asp?Ref_ID=17040&CID=7&RID=35245844

  • Sheila

    I personally try to never get within 100 miles of S.F.. Why people go there to vacation is beyond me.

    Years ago, 1960′s before it was sooo gay, I took my visiting cousin to SF. A tall good looking man of about 40 then, and had beautiful silver streaked hair.

    We were down on Fisherman’s Wharf not fifteen minutes and this black whore ran up and jumped on him, wrapped her legs around his waist and proceeded to tell him “I’s just knows I can put some fire in ya furnace for only twenty dollars”.

    I had to pry her off of him and him hollering like crazy to GTFO of me!

    Later that day after we’d laughed and shrugged it off we were outside of the big chocolate store there and a fag walks up to him and squeezes his butt and says to him “just wanted to let you know I’m available”.

    We left the city immediately after that and he swore he would never visit CA again.

    I’ve never gone back to that city even though I’ve lived within 80 miles of it.

  • Separate Reality

    I just don’t understand all these politicians and their comments against Chik-fil-A.

    The comments of these “leaders” are the only crime committed here. In a sane world, the police would show up at the mayors office, strip him of his duties, and promptly drag his ass out to the sidewalk.

  • wyntre

    Those protesting Chick-Fil_A because the founder is anti-Gay marriage and closes all shops on Sundays should remember their outrage next time a Muslim establishment of any kind tries to open.

    Muslims consider Gays improper and the more radical among them advocate murder.

    :evil:

  • Commieobamie

    JAG OFF lately mayor?

  • T2M

    Lazlo says:
    July 27, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    Turnabout is fair play. Someone, not me, said a few years back when this nonsense began full swing:

    “Progressives will be hunted with dogs before this is over.”

    I, for one, welcome the imminent progressive pogroms.

    ________

    Was thinking this last night, I really think the day will come when one side or the other will be put up against the wall, they’re unarming themselves, while we’re steadily increasing our guns and ammo, it’s clear who’s going to have their backs to the wall.

  • pat

    Fewer food chains situate in SF anyway. The taxes and cost of labor are such they cannot hold the national or regional price line.

  • SpideyTerry

    Why would anyone want to be anywhere near San Francisco? I live on the East Coast, and I still think that’s too close to America’s craziest city.

  • Dapandico

    Sums it up

    http://wherearemykeys.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5529ab4f08834017616c7953b970c-800wi

  • moonsbreath

    More chicken for me.

  • DanlBoone

    when they heard that San Francisco would not allow their business there, the silent collective voice of about a dozen managers whispered in the deep:

    Thank You Lord!

    can’t kid me :cool:

  • moonsbreath

    Zip you left out the best twitter…

    Edwin Lee ‏@mayoredlee
    Very disappointed #ChickFilA doesn’t share San Francisco’s values & strong commitment to equality for everyone.

    SF has values?

  • BassCat

    His picture screams “closet poofter”!!!!

  • DanlBoone

    one manager was so overcome that he actually said it out loud.. and had to correct himself..

    ahem.. I mean thank You Lord, for constraining our eager hearts against foolhardiness as would to engage Your love to the perverted, malcontents hungry hearts of San Francisco, wherein we strongly desire to find Your leading..

    old Christian Cowboy trick.. gotta think fast when the whole crowd speaks Christianese :cool:

  • DanlBoone

    because there’s just nothing a Christian Chicken-Sammich maker would rather do than move to San Francisco and be treated like a dirty dog..

  • Dudleydoright

    I find it ironic when people that fight so hard for their beliefs are so opposed to anybody else’s. If people are allowed to support gay marriage, shouldn’t others be allowed to oppose it? Long Live Chick-Fil-A.

    @Richard D: “Go ahead chickens… Make my day”

    Hilarious!!!

  • Separate Reality

    If everything west of the San Andreas slid into the Pacific, I’m not real sure if I’d give a rip or not.

    Just sayin’

  • RadioMattM

    Government officials threatening private businesses because of their views. Liberalism at its finest.

  • DanlBoone

    Is it true that Chik Fil-A’s corporate structure has One CEO and 12 Apostles Managers?

    Tell that to San Francisco’s prissy anti-American Mayor.. maybe he’ll pee himself.

  • Mack

    And some people say the Battle of Britain spirit has gone from among us. I love the Churchillian defiance of Hizzoner: “You do your worst, Mr. Chicken, and we’ll do out best.”

  • Smokey

    Warning ??? strongly recomend???………….this little bastard could’nt fart in the tub and even make a bubble……….it is damn near impossible to tolerate libs….

  • Dapandico

    Chick Fil A washes their uniforms in Calgon.

    Old Chinese secret.

  • oneanddone

    The best thing about all of this is the free publicity for this fine business.
    I’d LOVE it if the company released a year to year comparison of their revenue after the hubbub dies off.
    I, personally, will chose CFA whenever possible from now on.

  • http://oracle.com jefff

    What else would you expect from the mayor of the most screwed up city in the most screwed up state?

  • http://Weaselzippers Eqbert Souse’

    please please stop looking at my chichen that way.

  • DanlBoone

    Dap, :lol:

  • DanlBoone

    I just don’t like to walk out of a restaurant where someone smiles and says, thank you, have a nice day..

    and you get that odd feeling that they actually mean it?!!

    zup w that?

    I much prefer being the victim of a walking art form that seems to find my existence an annoyance in need of restraint if not summary extermination.

    specially if they pop their gum while beholding my person in abject disgust, framed in the mirrored grimace of their tortured facies..

  • SmokedMonkey

    That’s it. I’m circumsizing my goldfish inside SF city limits.

  • soxfan4life

    Yet in 2008 they gladly supported the Presidential candidate who supported traditional marriage. Go figure, can’t wait until sanity returns and the freak show goes back into the shadows.

  • ArchieBunker

    Change the name to “Ass- Fil -A” and the line will be around the block.

  • Hay Yawl ..

    sow the wind .. reap the whirlwind .. Kalifornica

  • Talkeetnaman

    I have an idea, how about all the people that believe in traditional marriage stop going to businesses that back gay marriage and see who is left in business.
    http://www.queeried.com/10-pro-gay-companies-to-go-and-spend-all-your-money-with/

    Damn Levis is right on top of this list and I was getting ready to buy some, guess I’ll buy Carhart Jeans instead.
    I’m not a big fan of Miscrosoft but I am stuck with it for now.
    I do not buy Nike Shoes, to bad Boeing pretty much has a monopoly of jets in this country. I do not fly American Airlines and now have a reason to never fly them(fly over 50,000 miles last year) Don’t drink Starbucks and now have a reason not to start. Damn I have an IPOD, oh well when it breaks I’ll look for something different.

  • Ned

    Instead of the spicy, chicken, Eat shit, Lee-boy.

    /sort of looks constipated already though.

  • Hening

    He likes his chicken choked, preferably in public by a big strong cowboy.

  • OldVet

    So what the fuck are you going to do about it if they open up a place in San Fransicko?

    I’d open up one and cost your fucked city a million dollars a month trying to shut me down. Lawyers out of work are looking for something to do. Suing your fucking ass will become a blood sport, er.. make that some kind of bodily fluid sport.

  • pre-Boomer Marine brat

    The last time I was in San Francisco was in the Sixties, during Vietnam.

    I . do . not . plan . on . coming . any . closer.

    I would rather remember the City as it was.

  • Sentinel

    Mayor Lee, I seriously doubt CFA wants to put a franchise anywhere near your city. I don’t think they’d get off on watching some dude with pink hair and assless chaps fuck a chicken sandwich in their store.

  • apeiceofwork

    They will except hot dog in a bun type restuarant’s thou …

  • Horsesoldier

    Mayor Lee aka pinhead, I strong suggest you stop putting foreign object that have been in your ass in your mouth before you speak.

  • bobdog

    I get the impression that Mayor Lee has some experience with choking somebody else’s chicken.

  • Noelegy

    San Francisco has STANDARDS, after all. Harumph.

  • midusdew

    Is that a threat? Sounds like a threat! you piece of excrement!

  • Maggie

    Makes you wish the CFA secret recipe was found to be the cure for HIV/AIDS, doesn’t it?

    Then what, Mayor Big Mouth?

  • thesixfour

    Because it will end up with AIDS?

  • http://aol.com ghost of the scope +

    edwin lee you ain’t God you ain’t military you suck rice through those spaced teeth therefore COCKSUKER you are!!

  • http://aol.com ghost of the scope +

    chickenshit fuk

  • Rip VanBullwinkle

    I guess it’s safe to say that if Mayor Ed is reported to have choked on chicken we can assume it wasn’t fried chicken, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  • hoodaticus

    Chick-Fil-A once drew up a business plan for entering the San Francisco market, but strangely, it was instantly turned into a pillar of salt.

    They haven’t looked back since.

  • NoSleep

    How charming, a liberal political dictator threatening a business that could bring them jobs.

    He should be more concerned with the massage parlors staffed by underaged boys that have been drugged and kidnapped from their countries and forced into sex slavery.It’s well known by the FBI that over 200 boys are kept basically as prisoners .

    Or he should worry about the muslims flooding into San Fran and beating up gays.

    Typical lib,have a hissy fit over chicken sandwiches while children are raped and citizens beaten.

  • http://www.southernfriedspeech.com Carolina Girl

    Of course. Ed Lee. that paragon of virtue, is looking at possible perjury charges involving his dealings with the wife-beating Sheriff of San Francisco County.

    WHAT values, Ed??

  • Texmom

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/79069.html

    “Chick-fil-A’s longtime VP for public relations passed away Friday amid a nationwide controversy over the company president’s opposition to same-sex marriage.”

  • Patriot Lady

    yes, yes, yes, I’ve seen the morals of SF. Big deal.

    Got a company here who said their ideals are in disagreement with the abortion crowd. What’s the problem?

    Do you liberal/leftists expect All the US Americans to lay down and let you and your Islam/muslim/socialist/communist/marxist beliefs run us down?

    Hey, Oblamo. We ain’t that dumb.

  • Varmint Hunter

    Those celebrating traditional marriage are unwelcome in SF; however, the Folsom Street Fair will proceed as planned so that the world may publicly view Mayor Lee’s perverted and wretched values.

  • Widget Maker

    Well, this brings up another question. Where did Pelosi have her dinners/lunches to compare? Meaning that there are none located in SanFran?

  • Bea Arthur’s Dick

    These assholes are out of control.

    Completely and totally out of control.

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Trollfree/ ttomm46

    Ah!..Charlie Chan’s number 8 son.

  • big L

    let’s see who is having conventions in Sf at the Moscone center. Maybe you could drop a line, polite etc
    Intel, Dream force 2012, Oracle, Deloitte Leukemnmia society, American Dental Assn, Audio Engineeing Society, American Public health assn…

  • Spurwing Plover

    BOYCOTT SAN FRANCISCO

  • Hybrid Lemon

    UPDATE:

    Mayor Lee conceded this afternoon, saying, “I’ll approve the estabrishment if they add flied lice and fortune cookie on menu.”

  • http://lifelightandliberty.blogspot.com PhoenixMatthias

    What will YOU do if they get closer? The police won’t help you. If you call the police on Chick-Fil-A they will laugh at you.

  • Mad Dog

    I think chicken restaurants would do well since so many of the residents are obsessed with cock… uh, I mean cocks. You know, a rooster.

  • the Concerned American

    Mayor Lee was simply upset that Chik Fil A wouldnt allow employees to be STARK NAKED while serving people.
    That offends SF, ya know.

  • Delta

    PhoenixMatthias says:
    July 28, 2012 at 2:08 am

    What will YOU do if they get closer? The police won’t help you. If you call the police on Chick-Fil-A they will laugh at you.
    —————————————————-
    “Yes, we’re here to investigate you. So you’re saying I ordered a spicy chicken cool wrap, waffle fries and a freshly pressed lemonade. Is that correct? We’ll have to process this information and will get back to you when we have additional orders… er… questions for you. Do not go anywhere!”

  • Mojo

    …and don’t drop the soap.

  • Noelle

    Gay people hate chicken.

  • Kronos, Ravager of Planets

    Dick Fil a® welcome.

  • Filipino Redneck

    This mayor lee guy….is he important or something? his comments prove he’s classless, but other than that……

  • Tired Warrior

    Plain and simple in San Francisco they would rather have their food prepared by a sexually ambiguous transvestite that may wash it’s hands. Been there once, and don’t need to go ever again.

    About time conservatives commit to promote businesses that share their values. I hope we make this Chick-fil-A’s best month in history. Not just for it’s Christian values but to smack the left’s thought police in the teeth.

  • Piglet_U93

    Nominate for best post in thread.

    (hoodaticus)

    Chick-Fil-A once drew up a business plan for entering the San Francisco market, but strangely, it was instantly turned into a pillar of salt.

    They haven’t looked back since.

  • Spurwing Plover

    Dont forget SAN FRANSTINKHOLE was part of the big Arizona Boycott and is failed big time for the CITY BY THE GAY BAY

  • hoodaticus

    Thanks, Piglet!

  • RobRob

    I believe the mayor would be alright with Chick-Fil-A opening a location in San Fran if it changed its name to Dong-In-Bun

  • http://genelalor.com berlet98

    Chick-fil-A Versus the Loonie Left

    What is it about free speech that the Left doesn’t get?

    Do they have a problem about our First Amendment rights to freedom of speech because they take issue with those fundamental freedoms or do they only have selective objections to what people say and believe?

    They certainly have no problem with fellow Leftists such as those in the Occupy movement spouting anti-Semitic, anti-capitalism, anti-Americanism, anti-civilized society sentiments but when it comes to expressions of Christian conservative beliefs in normality they always seem to get their panties in a wad.

    The latest target of Leftist venom is Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, son of the fast-chicken-food company’s founder, S. Truett Cathy.

    The Leftist homosexual lobby is incensed with Cathy due to his “support of the traditional family” and his disagreement with President Barack Hussein Obama’s recent “evolution” on same-sex marriage.

    Cathy merely gave his opinion that, ”We are very much supportive of the family–the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that. . . we know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles.”

    Good grief! In a single sentence, Cathy invoked God, the Lord, and the Bible, all terms anathema to the Left!

    Well, Mr. Cathy, you can share your values and operate on all the biblical principles you want but when those Leftist panties get wadded, watch out! The purveyors of negativism lose what remains of their minds!

    For example, former Obama Chief of Staff and current Chicago mayor Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel presides over a city where murder is a favorite outdoor and indoor sport and unemployment is rampant. Yet he felt compelled to inveigh against Chick-fil-A’s plans to build two more stores in Chicago because of Dan Cathy’s pro-family remarks.

    As the Windy City’s first Jewish mayor ranted, “Chick-fil-A’s values are not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our neighbors and our family members . . . What the CEO has said as it relates to gay marriage and gay couples is not what I believe, but more importantly, it’s not what the people of Chicago believe. . . who we are as a city.” (http://tinyurl.com/d5te5dz)

    Chicago is pretty far gone but to my knowledge Chicagoans haven’t passed a referendum confirming what they believe or whether they prefer political correctness over a delicious spicy chicken sandwich deluxe.

    Much like another Jewish mayor, New York City’s Mike Bloomberg, who dictates how many ounces of soda and how much sodium and how mny trans-fats New Yorkers can consume, Emanuel wants to mandate how much Chick-fil-A chicken is consumed, if any.

    Apparently, Emanuel thinks murder, unemployment, and black racist Louis Farrakhan are more in line with what Chicagoans want since he has done nothing to stem the 40% surge in homicides or create jobs and has welcomed Farrakhan to his fair city to help keep the peace.

    Boston’s Democrat Mayor Thomas Mannino also attacked Cathy in a letter last week (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27284.)

  • WesternGal

    Yeah, you don’t want those traditional values rubbing off on you……..ewwww!

    God bless America, our troops, Israel, and decent fellow humans everywhere, including the womb.

  • DisgustedVoter

    SF has become nothing but a violent cesspool filled with perverts. The mayor is just a piece of shit floating in it.

  • Occam’s Tool

    Disgusted Voter: you said pretty much all I was going to say, except—I don’t plan on visiting CA again, except maybe to see the Redwoods, for my wife—they don’t much interest me. But Californians, pah!

    I graduated from UCLA in 1993, and haven’t lived there since June 18, 1993.

    Chick-Fil-A makes great sandwiches and good chicken soup.

  • Occam’s Tool

    But putting a viciously antisemitic anti-circumcision bill on the ballot was OK, eh Mayor?

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