But aren’t marshmallows white? Damn you racist neanderthal John Boehner!*
[A]ccording to Mauldin, he told Boehner it was “too bad” he had to work with Harry Reid to forge a deal on the debt ceiling, to which Boehner responded, “Harry?! Harry ain’t the problem. It’s Obama. The man can’t make a decision. He’s got balls made out of marshmallows.”
*Anticipated reaction by MSNBC.