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		<title>Rush: Obama&#8217;s Public Equity Failures</title>
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		<title>House Dem compares Romney&#8217;s Latino problem to alcoholism</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[House Dem compares Romney&#8217;s Latino problem to alcoholism]]></description>
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		<title>A User&#8217;s Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A User&#8217;s Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama]]></description>
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		<title>Female Juror Flirts With John Edwards During Trial</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 19:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Female Juror Flirts With John Edwards During Trial]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Judd: Speaking gig at Democratic National Convention?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley Judd: Speaking gig at Democratic National Convention?]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Outs Navy SEAL Team 6 Leader For Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama Outs Navy SEAL Team 6 Leader For Movie]]></description>
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		<title>Rubio Criticizes Obama’s &#8220;Troubling Chest-Thumping&#8221; on bin Laden</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 17:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rubio Criticizes Obama’s &#8220;Troubling Chest-Thumping&#8221; on bin Laden]]></description>
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		<title>The Four Big Problems with Obama’s Energy Subsidy Push</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Four Big Problems with Obama’s Energy Subsidy Push]]></description>
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		<title>Complete breakdown of Federico Peña’s vulture capitalism</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 13:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Complete breakdown of Federico Peña’s vulture capitalism]]></description>
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		<title>If there’s any politician that infuriates me more than a fake Indian, it’s one that unloads her imported BMW 528i just before announcing her candidacy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 12:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fraying: Obama twice mistakenly mentions “My sons,” while defending contraception mandate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 12:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fraying: Obama twice mistakenly mentions “My sons,” while defending contraception mandate]]></description>
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		<title>Hussein Obama, the born-again Catholic</title>
		<link>http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/24/hussein-obama-the-born-again-catholic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 01:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hussein Obama, the born-again Catholic]]></description>
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		<title>Larry Flynt: “President Obama Has Over-performed. . . Done a Marvelous Job”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 01:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry Flynt: “President Obama Has Over-performed. . . Done a Marvelous Job”]]></description>
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		<title>Georgia: Fourth case of flesh-eating bacteria</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 00:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Georgia: Fourth case of flesh-eating bacteria]]></description>
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		<title>Black-on-black crime in the suites: African-American political power didn’t protect civil rights, it robbed us blind</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Black-on-black crime in the suites: African-American political power didn’t protect civil rights, it robbed us blind]]></description>
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		<title>Senator Tom Coburn: “going to get another downgrade”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 23:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senator Tom Coburn: “going to get another downgrade”]]></description>
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		<title>The stunning chart that shows the Obama spending binge</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 21:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The stunning chart that shows the Obama spending binge]]></description>
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		<title>Marion Barry Uses Ethnic Slur After Apology Meeting With Asian-Americans</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 21:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marion Barry Uses Ethnic Slur After Apology Meeting With Asian-Americans]]></description>
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		<title>Bummer: Levi Johnston Penniless, Living With Mom</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 20:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Donald: Trump for Vice President</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 20:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Donald: Trump for Vice President]]></description>
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